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[Stouffers]

I kissed a fat friend on his sweaty forehead once at a homecoming dance.

I went with a girl, wasn't drunk.. can't explain it. It just happened and I still think about it 23 years later.

 

[Halo is Back]

I intentionally drop the soap in prison

 

[Stouffers]

I intentionally drop the soap in prison

Any takers?

 

[ManofOne]

Jerk of to Elliot Page apparently.

 

[Relativ9]

I watched two whole episodes of the Kardashians at some point. Also kissed a friend on the lips to get our girlfriends to make out but that wasn't nearly as gay as the Kardashians thing.

 

[MaestroMike]

In 8th grade one of my bros bear hugged me after he found out I got an Xbox.

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[Cunth]

My hand brushed against another mans on the train once

 

[Halo is Back]

Any takers?

Only The Undertaker

 

[DonJuanSchlong]

My hand brushed against another mans on the train once

Brushed against his what? His hand? His face? His dick? You combed his hair with your hands? You can't just stop mid sentence like that.

 

[Calcium]

Replied to this thread.

 

[teezzy]

I let a fat girl blow me once

Does that count?

 

[ChickenSandwichlover69]

Back in HS, I winked at a gay guy... my god that was a bad idea.

The next day everybody came up to me and asked if I was going out with him..... the rumors he made about me... lololol.

Now in my early 20's, I get hit on by gay men more than women....

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

I let a fat girl blow me once

Does that count?

Even us straight guys don't feel too great when we do that tbh

 

[Valued Gamer]

Not me, but a guy I knew had a bucks night and they hired a stripper. Half way through the act she starts rubbing his cock and eventually gives his dick a couple of jerks, she then gets up and finished her strip where she takes off her g string to reveal a plump cock of her own.
We all thought it was a great prank, the groom to be really took it badly.

 

[teezzy]

Even us straight guys don't feel too great when we do that tbh

I'm straight as an arrow, big hoss.

This is all because I'm an Elliot Page-defending Buffy fanatic - isn't it?

 

[Riven326]

Was friends with a gay guy in middle school. It was cool because it was never an issue. We were just friends who liked the same kind of video games.

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

I'm straight as an arrow, big hoss.

This is all because I'm an Elliot Page-defending Buffy fanatic - isn't it?

Wait... you're saying that as a straight guy that gayest thing you've done is let a fat girl blow you?

 

[teezzy]

Wait... you're saying that as a straight guy that gayest thing you've done is let a fat girl blow you?

Sorry, I didn't know you let fat dudes blow you. I'll try and keep up.

 

[Rival]

I

 

[triplestation]

Gayest thing i did was order ice coffee with whip cream

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I've had Starbucks before.

 

[Punished Miku]

I tried a White Claw once.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

I once watched an episode of Caroline in the city.

 

[Dacon]

I touch my penis at least 6 times a week, sometimes more.

 

[carlosrox]

What if I'm into guys and girls but "identify" much more as straight?

Cuz I've done some suuuuuper gay things

 

[PSYGN]

Accidentally dressed in women's clothing once.

 

[Batiman]

I accidentally clicked on a gay porn once. Was getting ready to do my normal fap session but no women showed up. No women showed up!!!

 

[HarryKS]

No man, no.

 

[BigBooper]

I was staying at a friend's house and he suggested as a joke we put matching temporary tattoos on each other's buttcheeks. I told him we could each put on our own. Guess that's the closest I got and even then I was straight as an arrow.

 

[carlosrox]

I accidentally clicked on a gay porn once. Was getting ready to do my normal fap session but no women showed up. No women showed up!!!

Gay porn is awful. And I mean that for Lez too. Straight porn is where it's at.

 

[Super Mario]

Jerk of to Elliot Page apparently.

But if you transition into a woman, it becomes straight

 

[quickwhips]

I put hair gel in my hair.

 

[NecrosaroIII]

Twerked for my wife.

 

[quickwhips]

Back in HS, I winked at a gay guy... my god that was a bad idea.

The next day everybody came up to me and asked if I was going out with him..... the rumors he made about me... lololol.

Now in my early 20's, I get hit on by gay men more than women....

Just embrace the sugar daddy.

 

[Batiman]

Gay porn is awful. And I mean that for Lez too. Straight porn is where it's at.

Lesbian is boring as fuck for real.

 

[Foamy]

I intentionally drop the soap in prison

Only gay for stay right?

 

[and 3 others]

My hand brushed against another mans on the train once

How many people were at this gangbang?

 

[DESTROYA]

Brushed against his what? His hand? His face? His dick? You combed his hair with your hands? You can't just stop mid sentence like that.

Apparently you've bumped into Cunth in real life but never new until now, it is your destiny.

 

[Stouffers]

I'm straight as an arrow, big hoss.

This is all because I'm an Elliot Page-defending Buffy fanatic - isn't it?

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

I watch Can't Buy Me love every New Years Eve

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

What if I'm into guys and girls but "identify" much more as straight?

Cuz I've done some suuuuuper gay things

I'd assume that is normal in Brazil.

 

[Foamy]

I used to sit cross legged on the floor to play video games. Don't know why but it was comfortable for me for some reason.
Didn't realize until I saw another dude sitting that way just how gay it looks.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

The gayest thing I've done is probably clicking on this thread.

 

[carlosrox]

I used to sit cross legged on the floor to play video games. Don't know why but it was comfortable for me for some reason.
Didn't realize until I saw another dude sitting that way just how gay it looks.

Uh what's gay about this? Looks pretty normal to me.

Brazil

I don't get it.

 

[Ar¢tos]

Apparently, I kissed a girl when I was 2yo, or so my mom tells me... I can't remember it.

 

[Tranquil]

I was looking at some video on pornhub, thought it was two chicks making out or something. But it was dudes.

Gave 2 or 3 strokes before I realized.

 

[Werewolf Jones]

I've only ever been the top so it's not gay.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

"It's only gay if balls are touching..."

 

[Tenaciousmo]

I slept in the same bed with a friend, spooning, jeans on tho.