You can't fool me, this is just the mask you wear when you walk amongst mortals, but this is your real face:
The main street close to where I live is opened all summer for pedestrians.
As much as I'm an antisocial pig it's nice to see everyone walking around and seeing nice dogs.
A couple of years ago we were all masked zombies
Here's me showing the younger generation what the ideal male specimen looks like for when they get divorced in 20 years
Well I find you very climactic! You handsome son of a bitch!
Which one's you?Here's me showing the younger generation what the ideal male specimen looks like for when they get divorced in 20 years
This is going to be anti-climactic
You sexy bitchHere's me showing the younger generation what the ideal male specimen looks like for when they get divorced in 20 years
Wait till you see me in one of my lycra kits…
Don't be, it made me laugh!
I'll make a deal:
HornyGAF reporting for duty
You've been holding out onSince Maiden is not a sailor anymore i'm creatively confused...
kanjobazooie
and I this whole time????
You've been holding out on
You've been holding out on
You cut off my pony tailSince Maiden is not a sailor anymore i'm creatively confused...
You cut off my pony tail
Me at some point in the 80's
At least you'll have sex once.What if someone made deepfake porno with my face?
Where's the hat?This is going to be anti-climactic
I'm just envy since it been over 15 years that my hair has touched my shoulders.
I buzzed my hair for the vast majority of my life up until covid hit. Decided to say f it and went for it and the facial hair. Personally, I think I look better the old way, but the mrs prefers this and I enjoy the hair enough that I'm content looking like a hipster teacher/wellfare Johnny Depp.
I actually thought that was a pic of Depp climbing you had uploaded again as a joke at first…
