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[Alrus]

Apparently Bieber holds his hat while he walks often.

Those are some ugly sneakers... And I take it he just never wears regular jeans.

 

[mysticwhip]

has he done a song with chris brown yet?

Around a year ago, yeah.

 

[kylej]

that motherfucker needs to lift a weight. Beebs looks like a twig. Probably better for the pre-teen demographic I guess.

 

[SMT]

has he done a song with chris brown yet?

Doubt it's truly rage, just a facade. He has to act like he's big, so nobody puts the little guy down.

 

[Kusagari]

He probably gets paid to wear those ugly ass sneakers around.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

 

[freenudemacusers]

Around a year ago, yeah.

i'm so out of touch!

 

[NIN90]

Close the thread! Nothing's gonna top this. :lol

 

[Goron2000]

 

[apana]

also i hate everything about his look. his shoes, his socks. especially his socks. his obscene dashing angle, his purple hat.

and holy shit that van is huge

"The power of the Bieber, in the palm of my hand".

 

[MMaRsu]

Clearly the winner itt, laughed pretty hard at this. Thread came through..

 

[maxxpower]

I'm the same height as Bieber, Jesus fuck is that how short I look when I walk around?

 

[Fusebox]

I want to pile in too, but Paparazzis really are such scum I can't help but side with the Biebs on this one.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Legendary.

 

[bjb]

I'm the same height as Bieber, Jesus fuck is that how short I look when I walk around?

Probably, hopefully you dress better.

 

[SMT]

I'm the same height as Bieber, Jesus fuck is that how short I look when I walk around?

He's probably shorter than you, don't fret, celebrities tend to lie about their height.

 

[apana]

They said there was a pack of paparazzi, did the others run off in fear for their life?

 

[MuddyDonut]

Step it up.

 

[Chinner]

read op like 3 times. don't know what happened except bieber got mad and ran towards a van?

 

[Buckethead]

http://squackle.com/loveyou/selenabieber.jpg

 

[this guy]

There's a good chance that someone already mentioned this, but the pap is totally playing up this bullshit. A slap to the face? By J Biebz? Gimme a fucking break. I doubt there's even a bruise. But there he is, crying on the ground like a little bitch for a story.

I'm not the biggest J Biebz fan, but I got no sympathy for the paparazzi in this case. Shit happens when you shutter snap inches from someone's face all day brah.

And let's be honest, as funny as it is seeing Bieber run and stuff, he's got good hair these days .

 

[Exterminieren]

Holy mother of fuck, this thread.

 

[Particle Physicist]

I want to pile in too, but Paparazzis really are such scum I can't help but side with the Biebs on this one.

Meh, if the paparazzi was was a teenage girl, I doubt he would be mad. People like him love being in all those teen mags, how do you think they get their images? Poor him.

Unless the guy was being physical with him, violence is not warranted.

 

[Ryaaan14]

I'm gonna need photo evidence of said great ass before we can continue this conversation.

Because the quoted picture might not even qualify for pancakes.

I would love to oblige, but I'm posting from work.

I do recall one shot of her laying down in a bikini and you can pretty much see her entire buttcrack. Also one of Bieber grabbing her ass from the same day. Someone post it!

 

[shinobi602]

Lol not sure what I'd be feeling if I saw an angry Justin Bieber running towards me. Probably stop and think "Am I...supposed to be running now?"

 

[davepoobond]

dammit why didnt i think of that lol. i guess i was subconsciously going for it.

 

[qizah]

I knew entering this thread was a good idea.

GAF does not disappoint. Amazing.

 

[Blutonium]

 

[Piecake]

Can't say I really blame celebs who flip out at paparazzi (or superficially hurt them).

If i was a celeb, that shit would annoy me to no end

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Can't say I really blame celebs who flip out at paparazzi (or superficially hurt them).

If i was a celeb, that shit would annoy me to no end

Their publicists call it in most of the time. "I'll be at _ at X time to be photographed, etc. etc."

 

[Jenga]

if j biebz slapped me i'd deck him


and again and again for all the bad music i've been subjected to

 

[Digishine]

Come to me WubWub

 

[Kaldea]

Did this too quick to care about how awful the lighting is. :lol

 

[mj1108]

Now that guy has to live with the fact that he got beat up by Justin Beiber.

hahaha... this is the shop that everyone in this thread will say "why didn't I think of that?"

 

[Fantastical]

this was my immediate reaction. someone put more effort into this plz.

I really like this.

She has no curves at all.

Like beating a baking pan.

Yeah, and look at those knees.

 

[bud]

hahaha.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I'd fuck Selena Gomez only if Bieber was in front of me, just to piss him off.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

"The power of the Bieber, in the palm of my hand".

 

[RyougaSaotome]

This thread did not disappoint. Thank you GAF.

 

[Fry]

I WAS MAKING THIS MONTAGE JUST NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuuuuuuuuu

 

[Fusebox]

if j biebz slapped me i'd deck him


and again and again for all the bad music i've been subjected to

Let me guess, retail worker?

 

[BigDug13]

if j biebz slapped me i'd deck him


and again and again for all the bad music i've been subjected to

No way man. As soon as he got slapped, his eyes got replaced with dollar signs. I would cry like a bitch to the cops too for that payday.

 

[A Human Becoming]

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[cacophony]

so many jelly haters. bow down to bieber you pawns

 

[Kaldea]

so many jelly haters. bow down to bieber you pawns

I admit it. I'm more of a jam girl. :U

 

[Symphonic]

I really hope this thread never ends.

 

[SunhiLegend]

 

[Kaladin]

^^^^^^^^^^^^

/thread

 

[freenudemacusers]

victory

I really hope this thread never ends.

just did

 

[mr stroke]

Winner