shanshan310
Member
little bit.
So I asked her out.
- Thread starter FortunateSon
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little bit.
"I felt something in my pants, THAT MUST MEAN SOMETHING, RIGHT?"
FlyingTeacup
Member
are you implying that ladies have to let you in their knickers because you spent 75 bucks on drink?
nice logic.
my thoughts as well
Hes implying its a crapshoot and money would be better spent on a hooker.
seriously, the fuck is everyone so uptight for
Azzurri
Member
It's gaf, come on mang.
SteveWinwood
Member
Grls r srs bsns
JustProgress
Member
Calm down
Earthstrike
Member
OP should be updating some time today.
Lactose_Intolerant
Member
Probably went out to breakfast with her after having passionate sex all night
or cleaning up the blood in his torture basement.
he better get a handy at least
CoffeeJanitor
Member
So the OP is still in denial....lol
Elginer
Member
And we're done. OP I had the same thing happen to me when I was 17. I was to young and stupid to know any better. Live and learn she wants those bucks.
wolfmat
Confirmed Asshole
She's probably going into the kitchen to cry every 10 minutes, "why did I end up on this dark road"
Count Dookkake
Member
Tell the truth or face the consequences.
It is the law.
It is the law.
OP has a dilemma here.
He has to come up with a convincing story of what he wants us to believe took place.
Or admit we were right.
OR, keep this money pit charade going
Yup, I'm hoping for a "we made passionate love all night, it's all worked out perfectly, let's never talk about it again"
nVidiot_Whore
Banned
Hooking up with the girl isn't some total impossibility.
OP certainly seems to be reading into too much.. doesn't mean his persistence won't win a night or 2 with the girl.
OP certainly seems to be reading into too much.. doesn't mean his persistence won't win a night or 2 with the girl.
Lionel Mandrake
Member
This whole thread is making me wonder.
If there's a subtle joke that Charlie is in love with the Waitress because she was nice/polite to him when she served him.
If there's a subtle joke that Charlie is in love with the Waitress because she was nice/polite to him when she served him.
FortunateSon
Banned
Update!!!
Sorry for the late reply guys, I was recovering from a very late night out and I am still a bit drowsy from last night. It was a fun night.
But if you want to know what happened in a few emoticons, it's :/ ---> ----> .
Honestly, fuck. I definitely tried this time though but FAILED X2 and the second time is even worse.
1) I went to the bar with 3 friends (2 girls and 1 guy) and one of the girls I went with; I had a past with her. But we remained friends.
2) We were sat at a table where this waitress I like would serve us. So she was really happy to see me / us and whatnot (yeah, because of DEM TIPS).
3) At the end of the night, we all went to her place to chill, pre-drink and hit up a club. At that point; it was 4 of us, as the rest of my friends joined us later.
4) So she was as usual being flirty and my ex had put the ring that I bought her a longtime ago. I didn't notice, the waitress girl did and asked me if she was my girlfriend...... I'm like "what the fuck" (back at the bar, my ex and me were talking a lot, and she was very close to me) and that's how she knows. I said "no, we're just friends"
5) So the drinks started to get going. I WAS DANCING with this girl at her house, we were like grinding up and shit. It was literally dirty dancing, hell, I even grabbed her ass. You really have to see the pictures to see how intimate it got, the dance I mean. By the way gaf, I have pictures but knowing detective gaf, I don't want this thread to end like my last one. I'm a great dancer by the way.
6) We then jet off to the club. Then my ex decided to ask me to dance with her and I did (I took gaf advice and didn't give her [the waitress]my attention) so I did things with other girls... And then....
7) I found out she literally was never interested in me at all and only because she was dancing with a guy she knows at the club that she knew for a really longtime and she was all up on him the whole night, so I guess they might end up dating but at least now I know the whole bf thing was a lie.
8) At least I thought so.... till I found that the guy was her boyfriend.
9) Before the end of the night, as most of the night or at least 75% of it she was with her bf. She didn't tell us he would be there or he's showing up. No hints of it. Guess she wanted the ride there? Who knows. This whole night might describe the waitress as an ass but she really isn't.
10) As the night winded down, before we all left. She and me had a really good 1 - on - 1 chat. Made me feel real good as some of the things she said definitely; in fact a 100% showed that I would have had her but because of her current situation and how much she loved her guy, it just can't. But she gave me an awesome hug / wink.
11) So I did not get her.
12) But I guess we will remain friends and if she were to shit the bed with her bf in the future, I'm in......... So in.
Well, go ahead and ask questions for your curiosity but guess this thread is done and it seems like gaf was correct. But just for the sakes of it, if I do end up with this girl, this thread would know first!
Sorry for the late reply guys, I was recovering from a very late night out and I am still a bit drowsy from last night. It was a fun night.
But if you want to know what happened in a few emoticons, it's :/ --->
----> . Honestly, fuck. I definitely tried this time though but FAILED X2 and the second time is even worse.
1) I went to the bar with 3 friends (2 girls and 1 guy) and one of the girls I went with; I had a past with her. But we remained friends.
2) We were sat at a table where this waitress I like would serve us. So she was really happy to see me / us and whatnot (yeah, because of DEM TIPS).
3) At the end of the night, we all went to her place to chill, pre-drink and hit up a club. At that point; it was 4 of us, as the rest of my friends joined us later.
4) So she was as usual being flirty and my ex had put the ring that I bought her a longtime ago. I didn't notice, the waitress girl did and asked me if she was my girlfriend...... I'm like "what the fuck" (back at the bar, my ex and me were talking a lot, and she was very close to me) and that's how she knows. I said "no, we're just friends"
5) So the drinks started to get going. I WAS DANCING with this girl at her house, we were like grinding up and shit. It was literally dirty dancing, hell, I even grabbed her ass. You really have to see the pictures to see how intimate it got, the dance I mean. By the way gaf, I have pictures but knowing detective gaf, I don't want this thread to end like my last one. I'm a great dancer by the way.
6) We then jet off to the club. Then my ex decided to ask me to dance with her and I did (I took gaf advice and didn't give her [the waitress]my attention) so I did things with other girls... And then....
7) I found out she literally was never interested in me at all and only because she was dancing with a guy she knows at the club that she knew for a really longtime and she was all up on him the whole night, so I guess they might end up dating but at least now I know the whole bf thing was a lie.
8) At least I thought so.... till I found that the guy was her boyfriend.
9) Before the end of the night, as most of the night or at least 75% of it she was with her bf. She didn't tell us he would be there or he's showing up. No hints of it. Guess she wanted the ride there? Who knows. This whole night might describe the waitress as an ass but she really isn't.
10) As the night winded down, before we all left. She and me had a really good 1 - on - 1 chat. Made me feel real good as some of the things she said definitely; in fact a 100% showed that I would have had her but because of her current situation and how much she loved her guy, it just can't. But she gave me an awesome hug / wink.
11) So I did not get her.
12) But I guess we will remain friends and if she were to shit the bed with her bf in the future, I'm in......... So in.
Well, go ahead and ask questions for your curiosity but guess this thread is done and it seems like gaf was correct. But just for the sakes of it, if I do end up with this girl, this thread would know first!
nVidiot_Whore
Banned
Wow, she sounds like a quality girl. Grinding on a guy, telling him he'd have a chance if it wasn't for her boyfriend.
She's a keeper!
note: Not telling you not to try to hook up with her.. but that's some pretty shady shit.
She's a keeper!
note: Not telling you not to try to hook up with her.. but that's some pretty shady shit.
SteveWinwood
Member
I will say thank you for not lying.
Or at least having a reasonably believable lie.
Also thank god you didn't read the oh she was just trying to make me jealous by dancing with someone else as proving even more that she likes me! Would have had a real denko situation.
Or at least having a reasonably believable lie.
Also thank god you didn't read the oh she was just trying to make me jealous by dancing with someone else as proving even more that she likes me! Would have had a real denko situation.
Count Dookkake
Member
Return of the main guy.
FortunateSon
Banned
Well, she didn't do anything like a kiss, it was basically my body and her body touching (with somewhat of an intimacy as you can say) but that's pretty much it.
Well, to me she is. And she didn't directly said I would have a chance with her, it was subtle but I definitely knew what she was getting at.
I don't think it's shady at all.
Well, she was with that dude for most of the night. I got a couple of cut eye looks from that dude. It was weird. It's like he didn't want me there. Hahaha.
nVidiot_Whore
Banned
So if she was your girlfriend...
... nevermind..
Have fun dude.
Of course, considering this thread... this could all be in your head.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
picklecannon
Member
I look forward to the girlage thread if you do eventually get with her.
wolfmat
Confirmed Asshole
Whatever about everything else you posted, but this is the typical bullshit you get in these situations. Would've could've. It's just fucking bullshit to make you feel better. Seriously. I know this kinda thing. Even had a girl confess to me it's bullshit at one point.
The Anti-Monitor
Banned
And here I thought you had done some improvement, not lying about it and moving on... then you're still making stories in your head where it's possible you guys will hook up.
And dancing, even if grinding, can be, and a lot of the times it is, just dancing.
And dancing, even if grinding, can be, and a lot of the times it is, just dancing.
FortunateSon
Banned
I know what you are saying but look at it this way, my ex would go out with guys and stuff in the past and she would dance with them but there was no touching involved or anything more than that. Granted, I did get pissed and we broke up (not because of that, a lot more was involved) but yeah.
wolfmat
Confirmed Asshole
This is obviously the case, particularly if you're an experienced dancer, but w/e dude
It ended precisely as I thought it would.
And for the future with this chick, don't pay her any attention. Don't even talk to her. If she wants to get involved with you, she'll contact you. Also keep in mind that if she pulled this kind of stunt on her current boyfriend she'll likely pull it again.
And for the future with this chick, don't pay her any attention. Don't even talk to her. If she wants to get involved with you, she'll contact you. Also keep in mind that if she pulled this kind of stunt on her current boyfriend she'll likely pull it again.
The Anti-Monitor
Banned
this X 1000. And next time you go to that bar, don't go to her table! If she still waits on you guys, tip a normal fucking tip and don't feel bad about it.
oh please... that only works if you also choose to friendzone her.
nVidiot_Whore
Banned
It was more the dancing + the hinting that I was getting at.
But you have to be kidding me thinking that guys don't, by and large, consider grinding something more than "just dancing." Not that you couldn't be totally okay with that, but a lot of people aren't. It is quite literally one of the most common first acts of foreplay between sexual partners. Most people would consider grinding on someone, a step beyond kissing, in a sexual context.
Again, fine if you are okay with that in your relationship. (and fine if you just don't think of it that way)
But you have to be kidding me thinking that guys don't, by and large, consider grinding something more than "just dancing." Not that you couldn't be totally okay with that, but a lot of people aren't. It is quite literally one of the most common first acts of foreplay between sexual partners. Most people would consider grinding on someone, a step beyond kissing, in a sexual context.
Again, fine if you are okay with that in your relationship. (and fine if you just don't think of it that way)
SteveWinwood
Member
Did you edit in 12? I don't remember reading it.
Move on dude.
Move on dude.
FortunateSon
Banned
SteveWinwood
Member
Why are you so hung up on her? There's what, 3.5 billion other girls out there on this earth.
I agree 100% but his road to meeting more chicks isn't going through this girl.
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