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Paris Hilton aka the QUEEN of HOUSE, had her first DJ set at Pop Music Festival in Sao Paolo this past weekend. She also premiered her new song "Last Night"(produced by Afrojack). Shit's glorious....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv-EnsyI5ns

Dude has to actually come help her in this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ2BZf0Y-6w

I'd pay good money to watch Paris Hilton turn some EQ knobs while her prerecorded mix of AVICII, Guetta, Afrojack, AND MORE played.[/QUOTE]

 

[Kyon]

The Instrumental

Here

She's coming ya'll we aint ready for the wig snatching.

#Kween

 

[Izick]

She fucking sucks.

 

[Kyon]

She fucking sucks.

Ya'll are SEETHING @ the Queen. She is coming for that #1 and SMASHING all the charts and minds of lessors who always doubted her.


Stars Are Blind is still one of the greatest pop records of the GENERATION. The Holy Diety is unbothered and unmoved tbh

 

[Dartastic]

Ya'll are SEETHING @ the Queen. She is coming for that #1 and SMASHING all the charts and minds of lessors who always doubted her.


Stars Are Blind is still one of the greatest pop songs of the GENERATION. The Holy Diety is unbothered and unmoved tbh

I want to slap you so hard. Sarcasm or not. Paris is so bad she's not even worthy of sarcasm.

 

[LyleLanley]

She fucking sucks.

Yup, that was horrible.

 

[mercenar1e]

well it def sounds better and she looks better than skrillex

 

[DiscoJer]

She's probably not much worse than Pete Tong

 

[LyleLanley]

The Instrumental

Here

One of the youtube comments nailed it.

you can fap me, you can fap me, you can fap me in the face.

It's all I can hear now.

 

[Kyon]

One of the youtube comments nailed it.



It's all I can hear now.

Cant unhear X___X

 

[SaintZ]

Stars Are Blind is still one of the greatest pop records of the GENERATION. The Holy Diety is unbothered and unmoved tbh

The other day they had Stars Are Blind playing in the subway. It was a sign of her comeback, tbh.

And I actually see her succeding as the QUEEN OF HOUSE. It was weird hearing WFL at the beginning though, it looked like they had some issues so Paris started singing it.

ETA:

One of the youtube comments nailed it.



It's all I can hear now.

Oh god, it does sound like that LFMAO.

 

[CSX]

her headphones, her outfit...

SPARKLES N SHIT

 

[Procarbine]

This is some kind of horrible joke....

 

[Kyon]

Hey she was singing live, ya'll cant hate tbh

 

[Koodo]

Stans Are Blind. *.*

Spoiler

The instrumental is nice.

 

[XANDER CAGE]

My favorite part is where she cuts the bass out during the build-up, and then doesn't push it back up when the beat drops back in again because she's too busy dancing.

 

[botty]

Paris Hilton is royalty. If there is such a thing as an "it" factor, she definitely has "it." She looked so amazing DJing. I don't understand why she has so many haters, but then again I guess you aren't doing something right if you don't have haters.

 

[Kyon]

Paris Hilton is royalty. If there is such a thing as an "it" factor, she definitely has "it." She looked so amazing DJing. I don't understand why she has so many haters, but then again I guess you aren't doing something right if you don't have haters.

Clock the tea sis. They are depressed at the Flawless Goddess annihilating their faves *.*

 

[botty]

Clock the tea sis. They are depressed at the Flawless Goddess annihilating their faves *.*

Did you see her waving that Brazilian flag? #STUDDED

She was shimmering like an ocean full of diamonds, crystals, and lip gloss.

 

[Kyon]

Did you see her waving that Brazilian flag? #STUDDED

She was shimmering like an ocean full of diamonds, crystals, and lip gloss.

I NOTICED. Did any of the other girls show such PRIDE and DEDICATION to Brazil at the event? She is just so flawless and caring. She is almost on her way to making WORLD PEACE after the RELIGIOUS BAPTISM that was her performance tbh.

 

[N4Us]

Can Paris PLEASE play No Fun Fest?? I'm still waiting for a live collab between her + Bloodyminded.

 

[Sai-kun]

Paris Hilton is royalty. If there is such a thing as an "it" factor, she definitely has "it." She looked so amazing DJing. I don't understand why she has so many haters, but then again I guess you aren't doing something right if you don't have haters.

i know you're trolling but still
she is a shit dj

like djing is not hard to begin with (unless you're working with turntables/vinyl in which case props you are rad as fuck) and she

she is just awful

 

[Guerrillas in the Mist]

Is this a parody of Pop-GAF?

 

[Kccitystar]

Is this a parody of Pop-GAF?

I feel like I've entered some weird alternate timeline

 

[Tr4nce]

She's probably not much worse than Pete Tong

Joke post?

Pete Tong is a fucking legend.

 

[fly high ~ayunite~]

How hard can DJ-ing be her? I'm glad she's found an interest and hobby.

 

[Red Liquorice]

I can only imagine the desperate crowd that would turn up to a club where Paris Hilton was the Superstar DJ(TM).

 

[Chuckie]

Is this a parody of Pop-GAF?

I can't tell.

 

[Yo Gotti]

tbh.

:lol :lol

 

[Leonsito]

We all know she sucks.

 

[Aselith]

What's her DJ name?

That track backing up her new song is pretty good though at least: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SC0TCKveas&feature=watch_response

 

[Feature]

Here's another new super awesome mix video of paris:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=poJqEnoukaI

The fact that she can't mix the easiest music there is to mix, is pathetic. I wish she would give R&B and hip hop mixing a go, that would be even more hilarious

 

[teruterubozu]

Yeah I didn't think DJ-ing was rocket science.

 

[Stet]

Just her iPod on shuffle.

 

[dvdjamm]

I'll say it again...She's the only one who could trainwreck a pre-mixed set.

 

[Klyka]

Hm, this just reminded me that she exists.
I think I'll watch her porn video again tonight.

 

[Dilly]

One of the youtube comments nailed it.



It's all I can hear now.

:lol

 

[Seraphinianus]

bbs all over the world

 

[Stasis]

One of the youtube comments nailed it.



It's all I can hear now.

Damn you.

 

[mescalineeyes]

Here's another new super awesome mix video of paris:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=poJqEnoukaI

The fact that she can't mix the easiest music there is to mix, is pathetic. I wish she would give R&B and hip hop mixing a go, that would be even more hilarious

not sure what is more offensive, the mixing itself or the songs being mixed.

 

[The Abominable Snowman]

I won't stand for this.

Paris is great at everything she does, and even if she isn't amazing the first go around, you better believe she'll be the second or third time

 

[Dyno]

Popgaf will pick up any turd off the ground and raise it to the sun.

They are unbothered... with their own ignorance.

 

[Perkel]

Uhh..


As i can understand she want to something fun and probably will change her hobby in few weeks i wonder why people are not booo ing her.

 

[Riggs]

No matter how hard Kyon posts, nothing can change the fact that she sucks major cock. Put that one out into the twittersphere Paris.

Popgaf stick to britney , christina, and mariah. They are actually talented. Paris is coke head and you guys look really <insert random insult> liking her.



Jk btw Paris is #1 tweeter don't kill me popgaf.

 

[Phonomezer]

Sorry Kyon, sis, but I'm with the LESSERS on THIS ONE.

PARIS makes KIM KARDASHIAN look like an UNPARALLELED FORCE of TALENT, DYNAMISM and DIGNITY.

 

[Riggs]

Haha Lessers, I love popgaf.

#MaRiaJesus!!!!

Sorry I know that's not it's spelled, I am fucking trying ok?

 

[Alucrid]

Paris Hilton is royalty. If there is such a thing as an "it" factor, she definitely has "it." She looked so amazing DJing. I don't understand why she has so many haters, but then again I guess you aren't doing something right if you don't have haters.

she couldn't even wave a flag well

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

 

[GraveRobberX]

Well POP-GAF is here

My body is ready!

 

[andymcc]

is lush gaf's very own hipster runoff parrot?