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[FyreWulff]

I'm pretty sure my friend has talked about watching sex tutorial videos before.. I imagine different things feel good for different women, which probably doesn't help much. Don't use porn as a guide though!!! If you aren't sure there is no harm in asking. It won't make you look dumb I swear. When my boyfriend and I try new things I always ask how it feels, what could be better etc.

Yeah porn is only for jollies and not a teacher, but last time I made the move/asked to go down I got "that's disgusting" and sexytimes were cancelled. Bluest of balls, man. Both sides just need to know we don't know how to do this shit out of the box, especially when previous people said "lolno" to us.

It doesn't help that there's a double standard that I saw repeated throughout later high school and by other adults where blowjobs were "AWESOME MAN :thumbsup:" and going down on a woman was seen as "EW THATS GROSS"

 

[Devolution]

Especially because both titplay and oral on women are severely underused. But it definitely helps being more creative.

There are tutorial videos out there, and you always need some time to get to know what the other person likes. You aren't going to be an expert at first, but everyone can understand that. If you do start a relationship what better way to improve than practicing over and over.

Agreed. A lot of the porn is just ramming speed off the bat too. This is not comfy unless you're hyper horny or well oiled.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

Yeah porn is only for jollies and not a teacher, but last time I made the move/asked to go down I got "that's disgusting" and sexytimes were cancelled. Bluest of balls, man. Both sides just need to know we don't know how to do this shit out of the box.

Did you actually start doing it, or was just at the idea of it?

Was a random hookup or a girlfriend?

Agreed. A lot of the porn is just ramming speed too. This is not comfy unless you're hyper horny or well oiled.

The part where they're going fast and hard is way shorter than the part where they're going slow. So disappointing to see the ad of a scene then see that all the good parts where there.

 

[FyreWulff]

Did you actually start doing it, or was just at the idea of it?

Was a random hookup or a girlfriend?

The idea of it, and a girlfriend, and that relationship fell apart soon after. I'm still essentially a virgin (long story, TMI for this thread) and that was the farthest I got.

Don't want to seem like I was jumping on you for the post, by the way, I just like figuring out ways out of Catch 22 situations

Agreed. A lot of the porn is just ramming speed off the bat too. This is not comfy unless you're hyper horny or well oiled.

Now I have the mental image of the director going "RAMMING SPEEEEED!" before rolling the camera.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

The idea of it, and a girlfriend, and that relationship fell apart soon after. I'm still essentially a virgin (long story, TMI for this thread) and that was the farthest I got.

Don't want to seem like I was jumping on you for the post, by the way, I just like figuring out ways out of Catch 22 situations

From what I've been told (never seen it, personally), there seems to be a sizable number of women who dislike getting eaten out. Why, I can't fathom. Insanity or not having a good experience, I would assume.

The thing is, eating out a girl is actually easier than a blowjob, as long as both people try and work together. Once you are on the good way, you just have to keep on it. Some girls don't actually know what they like or their bodies at all (what with the whole shaming our sexuality thing) which is why I'd assume their experiences with oral must have sucked with people who don't really have experience.

Of course, there are some incredibly dense people out there. You can only guide them to a certain point, then it's on to them.

 

[Femmeworth]

"Eating out" has to be one of the worst slang terms for cunnilingus. :|

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

"Eating out" has to be one of the worst slang terms for cunnilingus. :|

What's wrong with it.

 

[ClassyPenguin]

When your parents say "let's eat out?" when they mean going out to eat.

 

[FyreWulff]

"Eating out" has to be one of the worst slang terms for cunnilingus. :|

Yeah, but cunninlingus sounds overly scientific. If you think about it, blowjob doesn't really work as slang either. Fellatio sounds also overly scientific and suddenly italian.

People will probably use some newly invented slang for oral for both sides eventually.

 

[JambiBum]

From what I've been told (never seen it, personally), there seems to be a sizable number of women who dislike getting eaten out. Why, I can't fathom. Insanity or not having a good experience, I would assume.

The thing is, eating out a girl is actually easier than a blowjob, as long as both people try and work together. Once you are on the good way, you just have to keep on it. Some girls don't actually know what they like or their bodies at all (what with the whole shaming our sexuality thing) which is why I'd assume their experiences with oral must have sucked with people who don't really have experience.

Of course, there are some incredibly dense people out there. You can only guide them to a certain point, then it's on to them.

My gf is one of those girls that dislike it and it is only because she had a bad experience in her past. I'm slowly trying to open her up to it but it's taking some time. Everything else is amazing. She just had that one experience that ruined oral for her unfortunately.

 

[Lucian Cat]

My gf is one of those girls that dislike it and it is only because she had a bad experience in her past. I'm slowly trying to open her up to it but it's taking some time. Everything else is amazing. She just had that one experience that ruined oral for her unfortunately.

Oh that's so sad. My first bf was horrific at it which put me off for a few years. Just slowly worked myself up to enjoying it with other partners and now I love it. Hopefully she'll come around to it too

 

[idlethreats]

I am just going to do some serious facepalming and go to bed cause otherwise I might have to break my 'always reasonable' reputation.

/randomwhine

E-hugs if you want them cause I sympathize. Not that I've got much a reputation for anything here yet, but GAF is the first online community that I've actively participated in 3+ years because I just got so burned out on internet dramaz back then and I'd really like to avoid that this time around. But sometimes...*facepalm*

 

[Inanna]

Oh that's so sad. My first bf was horrific at it which put me off for a few years. Just slowly worked myself up to enjoying it with other partners and now I love it. Hopefully she'll come around to it too

You know guys are never like that, even if they have bad experiences early on they still try it with other people. But with girls, one bad experience when it comes to oral is enough to put them off it for years, sometimes for life. I've heard so many stories from female friends and I find it so weird!

 

[JambiBum]

Oh that's so sad. My first bf was horrific at it which put me off for a few years. Just slowly worked myself up to enjoying it with other partners and now I love it. Hopefully she'll come around to it too

I hope she does but even if she doesn't our sex life is great even without it.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

You know guys are never like that, even if they have bad experiences early on they still try it with other people. But with girls, one bad experience when it comes to oral is enough to put them off it for years, sometimes for life. I've heard so many stories from female friends and I find it so weird!

Male sexuality is encouraged, and even in their bad experiences, guys still orgasm at the end.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Male sexuality is encouraged, and even in their bad experiences, guys still orgasm at the end.

Oh how I wish that were true for females. One wrong move and it's gone for the rest of the night :/

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

Oh how I wish that were true for females. One wrong move and it's gone for the rest of the night :/

And then you have how many women just don't masturbate (cuz it's wrong) and of course they don't know their bodies at all. There are guys who will still be able to make you orgasm, but most guys need some basic guidance.

 

[shanshan310]

Oh how I wish that were true for females. One wrong move and it's gone for the rest of the night :/

Men don't understand ;.;

 

[Lucian Cat]

Men don't understand ;.;

Is this what I feels like when doves cry?

 

[FallingEdge]

Male sexuality is encouraged, and even in their bad experiences, guys still orgasm at the end.

Not always the case as there have been times where it is 'wtf is going on' and no orgasm for me. Which is fine as I prefer pleasing my partner over me getting mine, if that makes any sense. But I understand what you mean. I just want everyone to be happy lol.

 

[Femmeworth]

Yeah, but cunninlingus sounds overly scientific. If you think about it, blowjob doesn't really work as slang either. Fellatio sounds also overly scientific and suddenly italian.

People will probably use some newly invented slang for oral for both sides eventually.

Nothing wrong with using scientific terms. Blowjob is an odd term too, when you think about it.

What's wrong with it.

The mental imagery is just unpleasant. It's no wonder so many people don't like it when it is referred to like that.

 

[Princess Viola]

Sorry for interrupting you guys lovely discussion about blowjobs. (Naturally, due to about 2000 miles between my partner and I, blowjobs are kind of impossible)

But, I find it odd that I have a complete fear of putting things on or near my eyes (main reason I don't wear contacts and hate swimming), but I love wearing mascara.

 

[Femmeworth]

Sorry for interrupting you guys lovely discussion about blowjobs. (Naturally, due to about 2000 miles between my partner and I, blowjobs are kind of impossible)

But, I find it odd that I have a complete fear of putting things on or near my eyes (main reason I don't wear contacts and hate swimming), but I love wearing mascara.

Fellatio. Fellatio damn it! Also it started with cunnilingus.

 

[shanshan310]

Fellatio. Fellatio damn it! Also it started with cunnilingus.

Who even invented those words? Uggggh.

 

[Femmeworth]

Who even invented those words? Uggggh.

Cunning linguists.

 

[shanshan310]

Cunning linguists.

That was beautiful.

 

[Hunter S.]

Male sexuality is encouraged, and even in their bad experiences, guys still orgasm at the end.

Nah, sometimes we just ejaculate and do not orgasm. It is scientific fact ejaculation occurs without orgasm. I do a lot.

 

[shanshan310]

Aiko, I'm the same >< Opening my eyes underwater? nopenopenopenope. Even eyeliner freaks me out, though I'm getting used to it. I'd really like to try wearing green contacts though!

Nah, sometimes we just ejaculate and do not orgasm. It is scientific fact ejaculation occurs without orgasm. I do a lot.

Mind = blown.

 

[Platy]

Sorry for interrupting you guys lovely discussion about blowjobs. (Naturally, due to about 2000 miles between my partner and I, blowjobs are kind of impossible)

But, I find it odd that I have a complete fear of putting things on or near my eyes (main reason I don't wear contacts and hate swimming), but I love wearing mascara.

...how near ? =x

 

[Princess Viola]

...how near ? =x

This near.

 

[Lissar]

I am a cunning linguist.




I don't really like things near my eyes or my ears, but I've never minded mascara or opening my eyes while swimming. Contacts make me hyperventilate though.

 

[JambiBum]

As far as the guys getting off no matter what topic, that doesn't always work out. I've actually had to fake it a few times because the girl had no idea what she was doing and it just wasn't working for me. Condoms make it possible for a guy to fake it. Sometimes you just get to a point where enough is enough and there is no point in trying anymore.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

Nah, sometimes we just ejaculate and do not orgasm. It is scientific fact ejaculation occurs without orgasm. I do a lot.

Wait, what.

I know some guys don't ejaculate when orgasming, but never the other way around.

Nothing wrong with using scientific terms. Blowjob is an odd term too, when you think about it.

The mental imagery is just unpleasant. It's no wonder so many people don't like it when it is referred to like that.

The mental imagery seems about right.

 

[iirate]

I am a cunning linguist.




I don't really like things near my eyes or my ears, but I've never minded mascara or opening my eyes while swimming. Contacts make me hyperventilate though.

Same. I can open my eyes while swimming with a little effort, and mascara is no biggie either, but the idea of a contact (or much of anything else) actually touching my eye is one of the worst sensations I've felt. I still have trouble using eye drops because of it.

 

[Dom Brunt]

Same. I can open my eyes while swimming with a little effort, and mascara is no biggie either, but the idea of a contact (or much of anything else) actually touching my eye is one of the worst sensations I've felt. I still have trouble using eye drops because of it.

Oh man I have a huge aversion to stuff touching my eyes too. I could never even think of trying on contacts so I'm stuck with glasses for life. Watching pictures or videos of LASIK surgeries or anything like that makes me really squeamish, if I ever wanted to get eye surgery I'd have to be on some really heavy drugs for it. I even hate going to the eye doctor cause they always try to stick something in my eyes and I'll blink like crazy and always flinch at the wrong moment and they get really frustrated with me. Not cool having bad eyesight if you hate stuff touching your eyes lol.

 

[Hunter S.]

Wait, what.

I know some guys don't ejaculate when orgasming, but never the other way around.

Possibly I am just whining about low intensity orgasms because after Looking it up it is called anorgasmic ejaculation which is definantly not what happens to me.

The real message here is sometimes an orgasm is hardly felt.

 

[Emitan]

I'm really happy that Lissar told me tall girls look good in skirts. I was worried that it wouldn't work out.

 

[Devolution]

I'm really happy that Lissar told me tall girls look good in skirts. I was worried that it wouldn't work out.

I don't think anyone looks bad in skirts. It's all dependent on the length and cut. Same with pants really.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

Possibly I am just whining about low intensity orgasms because after Looking it up it is called anorgasmic ejaculation which is definantly not what happens to me.

The real message here is sometimes an orgasm is hardly felt.

Well, but still. You guys have it much easier.

I'm really happy that Lissar told me tall girls look good in skirts. I was worried that it wouldn't work out.

It's not a matter of height.

 

[Ezalc]

I'm really happy that Lissar told me tall girls look good in skirts. I was worried that it wouldn't work out.

How tall are you Billie?

 

[Emitan]

How tall are you Billie?

6'00"

 

[Chet Rippo]

I'm really happy that Lissar told me tall girls look good in skirts. I was worried that it wouldn't work out.

Anyone, man or woman, can look good in a skirt.

 

[Ezalc]

6'00"

Yep that's tall. But skirts always look good on women, especially if they have sexy legs! As for men, everybody knows kilts are manly.

 

[Zoe]

It's not a matter of height.

Yeah, I think muscle composition is much more important.

 

[Devolution]

Yeah, I think muscle composition is much more important.

I don't think I've ever seen a skirt that looked bad on someone. I have seen ones that should have been longer or shorter though. Just don't do the formal shorts thing, that always looks dumb to me.

 

[Emitan]

Formal shorts?

 

[Professor Beef]

Formal shorts?

 

[Emitan]

Those would not look good on me >_>

 

[Zoe]

Those shorts look fine. Knee-length do not.

 

[Devolution]

Those aren't bad at all. I mean these.