Willkiller
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I think PJX is going to be in a hidden camera porno.
We'll all be horrified when it leaks and PJX screams 'WILBURY' at his climax.
We'll all be horrified when it leaks and PJX screams 'WILBURY' at his climax.
Football Thread 2012/13 |OT3| Two-sided triangles
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That trip to the doctors has changed you.
The_Hitcher89
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PrematureQuiche, I can play in Reading 
As long as its on a Tuesday, Satrurday or Sunday, or any day between 29th September and 13th October
As long as its on a Tuesday, Satrurday or Sunday, or any day between 29th September and 13th October
LanceVance
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O god let's hope the sofa in her office isn't black leather
I've never been rimmed before.
PrematureQuiche
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PrematureQuiche, I can play in Reading
As long as its on a Tuesday, Satrurday or Sunday, or any day between 29th September and 13th October
Cool. We can think about days when we see if we can get at least 10. But if we did a Saturday/Sunday we could watch the football afterwards.
I am sure a lot of us are crap! I am very average if that!
Willkiller
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Vivalaraza
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My friend who came to visit me in Japan had this week-long obsession/fear with using a bidet. He was super intrigued by the fact that my toilet has a bidet/"butt shower" (for men) on it but he didn't think anyone ever used them.
He finally decides to face his fear on the last day of his trip and I hear him suddenly shriek out from the bathroom like a little girl "GYAAAH! MAKE IT STOP."
Now he keeps going on about how "we need to start having bidets in American toilets. It's so much cleaner!" etc. Funny how ashamed men are of having their anal region touched in any way, but once they've gone in for a prostate exam or felt the cleansing spray of a Japanese Washlet, their lives have been changed.
Doctors...Doctors have changed.
Broder Salsa
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Di Canio is a character but his team haven't conceded a goal at home since February. He's doing something right. I think he's shown some good potential as a manager.
Broder Salsa
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Sviatoslav
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A Bola is reporting that Hulk to Zenit is done. Hold me, gaf.
What's happening right now:
:lol :lol wtf
I guess that's why they tried to fuck up the Moutinho deal at the last minute. We'll be back for him...
He's going to Manchester all right. At Manchester City.
Why do you think Mourinho was there on Saturday?
Broder Salsa
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According to Gazzetta dello Sport, Christian Vieri, will receive 1 million euro from Internazionale and Telecom Italia for spying on him.
Inter spied on Vieri's off the pitch activities in 2001 and also in 2004. Vieri learned that Telecom Italia had a dossier on him in 2006.
Inter spied on Vieri's off the pitch activities in 2001 and also in 2004. Vieri learned that Telecom Italia had a dossier on him in 2006.
Baconsaurus Rex
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That pornfail.com website is definitely NSFW
I don't know what I was expecting
I don't know what I was expecting
Willkiller
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pornfail.com? :lol
Broder Salsa
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You should try efukt if you're in for something not safe for life.
Be careful. This is the same newspaper that said that Axel Witsel to Real Madrid was a done deal for 40M instead of Modric. It was even on the newspaper cover for 2 days.
Same newspaper that fed the Benfica propaganda that Anzhi offered 90M for Gaitan, Rodrigo and Witsel. So wait until someone more reliable report this.
Metalmurphy
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Just heard about Hulk, but Abola has a really shitty reputation. Any other places reporting it?
Broder Salsa
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The midget trying to brush some girls with his man juice, then laughing while she was hitting and kicking him was pretty awesome.
Sviatoslav
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Lalalalala, I can't hear you. Thank you based Gazprom you have delivered.
Not yet. Nothing on the radio or the Unofficial FC Porto newspaper either. If Porto would find a way to sell Hulk for >50M (it has to be since Pinto da Costa said he refused a 50M offer before) it would be on their Unofficial newspaper so they could say they managed to trump Benfica once again (even if it made them weaker)
Quite frankly I'm amazed someone would offer >50M for Hulk. What a robbery.
Baconsaurus Rex
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Metalmurphy
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Not that it actually means anything but Hulk said after Saturdays game that he's expecting to be Tri-Champion with Porto.
Facism
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How much money may cost Hulk? 50 million euros? it´s crazy for me.
I can remember "A bola" saying a month ago that Zenit did a 50 million bid for Hulk,
that´s too much money for Hulk I think.
If he ends up going to Zenit, he will probably say he wanted to be a "Tri-Champion" but he couldn't refuse this offer because he is a Zenit fan since he was in his mother womb.
It has to be higher than 50M since Pinto da Costa said he refused Zenit's offer of 50M. Completely insane.
Metalmurphy
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Porto's president said they he had already refused a 50 million euro offer from Zenit. But we don't know if that's actually true or not, could be just him trying to get better offers.
Baconsaurus Rex
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How about that black and white gif with a nun and a dog both licking a cock
That shit's cray
I like the one with the guy fucking the girl standing up and then his little friend doing a jig next to him
Broder Salsa
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I got to that later. lol
Sviatoslav
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Maybe that was because they were expecting to sell Moutinho at that point but since that fell through ....
Please, please , please let someone reputable confirm it.
Willkiller
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