Femmeworth
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GirlGAF |OT 2| Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer's Eve?
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YesNOnoNOYes
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Noooo XD I work at a high-tech engineering / manufacturing company in Melbourne, Australia. But yeah, I go on the factory floor a fair bit, so my shoes get well-trodden very easily.
They are in a sad state though. Maybe it's time for a new pair.
They are in a sad state though. Maybe it's time for a new pair.
shanshan310
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Eek! More aus gaf womens!
My work shoes are utterly hideous, and can only really be described as "orthopedic". They're all greasy too. Yum.
My work shoes are utterly hideous, and can only really be described as "orthopedic". They're all greasy too. Yum.
Mineshaft_Gap
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Job update.
My boyfriends friend wants to teach me to program in C# so he can hire me at the company he works for. He's the lead software developer at a company and the #2 in line behind the CEO. It's a pretty big company and this is a pretty enormous opportunity.
What do?
I've never programed anything in my life. He wants to teach me but he has difficulty verbalizing and conceptualizing the fundamentals.
Where should I start? He gave me a copy of Microsoft Visual Studios Ultimate 2012. The world is my oyster.
My boyfriends friend wants to teach me to program in C# so he can hire me at the company he works for. He's the lead software developer at a company and the #2 in line behind the CEO. It's a pretty big company and this is a pretty enormous opportunity.
What do?
I've never programed anything in my life. He wants to teach me but he has difficulty verbalizing and conceptualizing the fundamentals.
Where should I start? He gave me a copy of Microsoft Visual Studios Ultimate 2012. The world is my oyster.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
I'm assuming the position is for a junior position?
You should ask in the programming thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=475808
NeOak
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The best way to get started in C# IMO is using XNA.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/1430218177/?tag=neogaf0e-20
Zoe
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Not if you're never gonna make games...
Mineshaft_Gap
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I'd be making recording and dictation software.
Prophet Steve
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No, that's a bad idea since it's game focused.
I don't really know of any resources that do a good job of teaching programming principles and the language. It also seems to be very hard to be hired for a programming position when you do not have any experience programming. I'd try out thenewboston tutorials, which is a pretty quick way to get to something, but I don't really feel it is adequate in explaining the principles.
I'd also try out the programming thread.
The new boston tutorials:
http://thenewboston.org/list.php?cat=15
H.Protagonist
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So... Just a bit of fun. Saw an, ah, interesting ad today. 
Oh, Japan. You embarrass mesometimes a lot.
Oh, Japan. You embarrass me
Femmeworth
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An obedient waifu is an excellent waifu.
shanshan310
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Even when being karate chopped in the face.
YesNOnoNOYes
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she probably asks for that karate chop. soft, manly, excellent-marriagely karate chop.
love taps
Princess Viola
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Wait they can marry disembodied hands in Japan now?
H.Protagonist
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XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
I try to tell myself he's a basketball player... but then, Japan.
She might be marrying a foreigner!
H.Protagonist
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Not until you pointed it out D:
shanshan310
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aaaaah! what the hell!!! Why would you dye your eyebrows!!??!
Princess Viola
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NOW I DO.
H.Protagonist
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YesNOnoNOYes
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cannot unseeeeeeeeeeeeee
Devolution
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The part I find weird isn't the cropping or the hand but how she's basically in blow job position with her groom. Or the priest. Whatever.
lower, lower
lower, lower
H.Protagonist
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Foreign basketball player!
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Princess Viola
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Somebody get me one of those things from MIB that erases your memory!
Devolution
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Or the hair. Really it looks like they just took hair/bonnet from another picture and pasted it on.
Femmeworth
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I noticed that too; the rings are kind of placed conspicuously.
H.Protagonist
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There is no unseeing it. Both of you are doomed. Youarealreadydead.gif
Even her sideburn is orangey... It is all a bit odd. Every. Single. Bit.
YesNOnoNOYes
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and i donno why but her bouquet seems like floating to me.
Princess Viola
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aaaaaaaaaah
this whole thread right now
this whole thread right now
Devolution
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The eyebrow and sidehair are part of the original picture. For whatever reason the hair/headband were added later in an editing program. No idea why but check how sharp and saturated they are compared to the rest.
I think it is a next-generation super realistic wife doll. And you can buy it outside the church in a giant vending machine. It comes fully installed with two laptop batteries and a remote control. Its features include, walk, sit, wave, along with an awesome dance mode where her eyes flash red and green and Jpop comes out of a speaker in her back. She also comes with 5000 preset Japanese phrases.
I think the wedding is taking place in a special anti-gravity chamber because the rings appear to be floating.
And I fully believe everything I just said because... Japan!
I think the wedding is taking place in a special anti-gravity chamber because the rings appear to be floating.
And I fully believe everything I just said because... Japan!
Femmeworth
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Nothing progressive about an arranged marriage/publicity stunt.
Princess Viola
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Why do I always ending up buying shoes I think look good and then when I come home, they are crap?
BladeWorker
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They put magic mirrors in the store to make the shoes look better, and your feet to look better in them.
Shopping spree mixed with you forgeting how important is to have mixing options ?
shanshan310
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soapypanda
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Princess Viola
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No, but they were on sale.were they from bluefly?
YesNOnoNOYes
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This song just played on my radio, then I googled it, and got super creeped out by the ken-doll person that is singing.
Oh, and its Friday here today :> Im wearing my pretty shoes! Wheee~
Oh, and its Friday here today :> Im wearing my pretty shoes! Wheee~
Princess Viola
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Replace shoes with "everything ever"
Pfffft.
I am thinking of taking some kind of tailoring/altering course, though. Partly out of enthusiasm and intellectual interest, and partly because it will save me a not-insubstantial amount of money.
H.Protagonist
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Anyone else suffer from "WTF just happened shopping"? That condition where you enter a store with something concrete in mind and emerge with everything but what you came in for and scratching your head? I swear they do something sinister with an invisible beam to scramble your brains...
Anyone else suffer from "WTF just happened shopping"? That condition where you enter a store with something concrete in mind and emerge with everything but what you came in for and scratching your head? I swear they do something sinister with an invisible beam to scramble your brains...
H.Protagonist
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Haha. At least you do that on sales (right...?). I just did it at Anthropologie... ;_;
shanshan310
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That sounds like a good idea actually. I'd really like to build up those kind of practical skills as well. Let me know if you find anywhere decent
Oh you poor thing
At least it's easier to walk without all that money in your wallet, right?
H.Protagonist
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Oh you poor thing
At least it's easier to walk without all that money in your wallet, right?
Like water through my fingers...
I only went in for a doorknob!!!