Anyone else suffer from "WTF just happened shopping"? That condition where you enter a store with something concrete in mind and emerge with everything but what you came in for and scratching your head? I swear they do something sinister with an invisible beam to scramble your brains...
I have 'WTF just happened' moments virtually every day. Every day!
Nah. So many years ago, I was in the Chinese takeaway. I looked out of the window and there was a man and woman dressed in nothing but their underwear. The woman was holding a chain which was attached to a collar around the man's neck. They obviously went to the shop because they came back with a pint of milk. lol
They went to the shop, bought a pint of milk, and went straight back to whatever it was they were doing.