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[SugarDaddy]

Never had my bed shat in, but I have been puked on by my cat while I was sleeping... And I had to watch a friends dog for a weekend, and the poor thing must have had a stomach bug, because he annihilated my kitchen. Seriously, he covered every square inch of that fucking floor .

 

[KibblesBits]

I'll get it back...maybe a more evil way than this

:lol

My old cat shit outside my bedroom when i was like 9, i crawled through it in my brand new harry potter pyjamas on christmas day, they can be just as sinister

What is it with you and rolling around in shit?

Anyhow, you really should poop in it's bed. It will establish dominance.
Then keep your bedroom door locked.

 

[Broder Salsa]

My dog never actually shit on me. But once my families dog had its period and we made it wear period pants, it was clearly not happy about it and constantly tried to get them off, but no success was had even though it rubbed itself against anything it could in the living room. But then while it was standing there in the living room it looked, with its back to us who were all kind of laughing at its poor attempts at getting off the pants, its legs started vibrating. You could see all the muscles tightening in its body and then it happened, it was shitting with its pants on. To demonstrate :

It was possible the nastiest thing my dog has ever done and it has done some nasty things, but the dogs plan worked and we had to take the pants of it which at this point was like a full diaper, it was already starting to come off the dog cause the pants were that full of shit, even though a good portion had already gone out of the sides and onto the ground.

 

[TheBear]

My cat in shit in my bed a few years ago. It was the most rancid fucking smell ever and the shit seeped through the sheets and stained the mattress. That shit stained mattress is still in use I believe.

 

[Evolved1]

Didn't you feel the shit on your legs?

I'd think you'd feel the creamy nastiness before the smell hit you. Like... you be all wtf and then the smell would cause the dawning 0_0

 

[FStop7]

Okay you got me... im drunk so leave me be
Mums in denial, nothing i can do. :L

1. Eat food that gives you terrible diarrhea.

2. Open your asshole wide and hose down your mother's bedroom.

3. Blame it on the dog.

4. Vengeance is yours.

 

[Lactose_Intolerant]

Dutch Oven

 

[Clevinger]

that's his way of telling you you're an asshole for not taking him out to go to the bathroom more

 

[speculawyer]

Bad dog!

Stick his nose in it so he knows what you are talking about and give him a little swat on the snout. They learn pretty quick.

Dutch Oven

It has been years since I've heard that term. Although I think it is usually a fart.

 

[Evolved1]

My dog never actually shit on me. But once my families dog had its period and we made it wear period pants, it was clearly not happy about it and constantly tried to get them off, but no success was had even though it rubbed itself against anything it could in the living room. But then while it was standing there in the living room it looked, with its back to us who were all kind of laughing at its poor attempts at getting off the pants, its legs started vibrating. You could see all the muscles tightening in its body and then it happened, it was shitting with its pants on. To demonstrate :

omg I almost just choked to death from laughter... typing this through watery eyes... lol

 

[Wubby]

My cat hasn't pooped but right after moving to Japan he took a huge piss on my futon. Cat piss smells something fierce too. I think that futon still has a stain to this day. We found it before I went to sleep though.

 

[Rubbish King]

Never had my bed shat in, but I have been puked on by my cat while I was sleeping... And I had to watch a friends dog for a weekend, and the poor thing must have had a stomach bug, because he annihilated my kitchen. Seriously, he covered every square inch of that fucking floor .

brutal

Didn't you feel the shit on your legs?

I'd think you'd feel the creamy nastiness before the smell hit you. Like... you be all wtf and then the smell would cause the dawning 0_0

i was pretty damn drunk, it was dried up by the time i noticed

My cat in shit in my bed a few years ago. It was the most rancid fucking smell ever and the shit seeped through the sheets and stained the mattress. That shit stained mattress is still in use I believe.

Eurgh, shit stained mattress, cringeworthy

1. Eat food that gives you terrible diarrhea.

2. Open your asshole wide and hose down your mother's bedroom.

3. Blame it on the dog.

4. Vengeance is yours.

Also hilarious

Bad dog!

Stick his nose in it so he knows what you are talking about and give him a little swat on the snout. They learn pretty quick.

It has been years since I've heard that term. Although I think it is usually a fart.

Fuuuck that, it would eat me

Never had my bed shat in, but I have been puked on by my cat while I was sleeping... And I had to watch a friends dog for a weekend, and the poor thing must have had a stomach bug, because he annihilated my kitchen. Seriously, he covered every square inch of that fucking floor .

bruutal.

What is it with you and rolling around in shit?

Anyhow, you really should poop in it's bed. It will establish dominance.
Then keep your bedroom door locked.

What can i say, i just love it.

My dog never actually shit on me. But once my families dog had its period and we made it wear period pants, it was clearly not happy about it and constantly tried to get them off, but no success was had even though it rubbed itself against anything it could in the living room. But then while it was standing there in the living room it looked, with its back to us who were all kind of laughing at its poor attempts at getting off the pants, its legs started vibrating. You could see all the muscles tightening in its body and then it happened, it was shitting with its pants on. To demonstrate :

It was possible the nastiest thing my dog has ever done and it has done some nasty things, but the dogs plan worked and we had to take the pants of it which at this point was like a full diaper, it was already starting to come off the dog cause the pants were that full of shit, even though a good portion had already gone out of the sides and onto the ground.

Fucking brilliant, this makes me feel better

 

[ReBurn]

Well, that stinks.

 

[Rubbish King]

Well, that stinks.

indeed it does

 

[RionaaM]

WTF who keeps a dog inside?

I do, in fact he's sitting in my bed right now.

 

[FStop7]

I do, in fact he's shitting in my bed right now.

corrected.

 

[Broder Salsa]

corrected.

I read that as "shitting on my bed right now" the first time around. But yeah, I also keep my dog inside, way too cold to keep it outside here but even if it wasn't, I would want it in here.

 

[Lucian Cat]

When my cat was just a wee kitten he came and jumped on my while I was sitting watching TV. He started crying at me which wasn't uncommon but then I smelt something bad. I thought he'd just farted on me but no, he'd diarrhea'd all over my jeans. Turns out he had a stomach ache so I don't blame him. Poor baby. I just laughed at it though

 

[Sutton Dagger]

I suppose that's what you get for letting an animal sleep in your bed. Most of GAF does the same though so you won't get many objections to the practice (which I find quite disgusting).

 

[Valnen]

I suppose that's what you get for letting an animal sleep in your bed. Most of GAF does the same though so you won't get many objections to the practice (which I find quite disgusting).

Most people have no issues letting a cat sleep with them.

 

[lush]

That rage face just ruined my night. Fuck you, glad your dog shit in your bed.

 

[Featheredkitten]

I suppose that's what you get for letting an animal sleep in your bed. Most of GAF does the same though so you won't get many objections to the practice (which I find quite disgusting).

it's a constant fight (i use the term loosely) between Marrec and me, whether or not the dog gets to sleep in bed. I'm winning, since he doesn't sleep in bed with us until we both fall asleep, and gets up with Marrec in the morning.


That counts as winning right?

 

[RionaaM]

corrected.

lol, I'm glad he learned to piss and shit on a piece of newspaper. And that's only if we weren't able to take him for a walk for several hours, else he does his stuff outside.

He once barfed on my bed though, that was disgusting.

 

[Snuggles]

I suppose that's what you get for letting an animal sleep in your bed. Most of GAF does the same though so you won't get many objections to the practice (which I find quite disgusting).

All three of my cats sleep in my bed with me and I have yet to see as much as a nugget. My animals are clean, thank you. Probably cleaner than you.

 

[Clydefrog]

My dog never actually shit on me. But once my families dog had its period and we made it wear period pants, it was clearly not happy about it and constantly tried to get them off, but no success was had even though it rubbed itself against anything it could in the living room. But then while it was standing there in the living room it looked, with its back to us who were all kind of laughing at its poor attempts at getting off the pants, its legs started vibrating. You could see all the muscles tightening in its body and then it happened, it was shitting with its pants on. To demonstrate :

It was possible the nastiest thing my dog has ever done and it has done some nasty things, but the dogs plan worked and we had to take the pants of it which at this point was like a full diaper, it was already starting to come off the dog cause the pants were that full of shit, even though a good portion had already gone out of the sides and onto the ground.

whaaaaaat

 

[Reversed]

What if it wasn't dog's poop?

 

[LyleLanley]

What if it wasn't dog's poop?

But the dog still put it in the bed?

 

[Sutton Dagger]

All three of my cats sleep in my bed with me and I have yet to see as much as a nugget. My animals are clean, thank you. Probably cleaner than you.

I also love how defensive people get when it's pointed out that animals sleeping in your bed is not the cleanest practice. How often do you clean your cats, do they shed hair in the bed, do they ever eat faeces, do you regularly check them for fleas etc? Bottom line is, sleeping with an animal in your bed has the potential to cause health or hygiene issues.

 

[Valnen]

I also love how defensive people get when it's pointed out that animals sleeping in your bed is not the cleanest practice. How often do you clean your cats, do they shed hair in the bed, do they ever eat faeces, do you regularly check them for fleas etc? Bottom line is, sleeping with an animal in your bed has the potential to cause health or hygiene issues.

Man, I'd feel bad for your poor cats if you have any.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I also love how defensive people get when it's pointed out that animals sleeping in your bed is not the cleanest practice. How often do you clean your cats, do they shed hair in the bed, do they ever eat faeces, do you regularly check them for fleas etc? Bottom line is, sleeping with an animal in your bed has the potential to cause health or hygiene issues.

I also love how pissed you seem get at what other people are doing. Do I check my dog for fleas? Yes of course and I would notice them pretty easily. Of course it isn't the cleanest thing ever but I deal with it.

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

My cat in shit in my bed a few years ago. It was the most rancid fucking smell ever and the shit seeped through the sheets and stained the mattress. That shit stained mattress is still in use I believe.

The smell of cat piss and shit lingers for a very very long time. At least with dogs, it's gone pretty quick after you clean it up. My friend had a cat that somehow got into his house's vents and pissed in there. The place smelled forever.

 

[AgentChris]

What if it wasn't dog's poop?

 

[Sutton Dagger]

Most people have no issues letting a cat sleep with them.

It's irrelevant that most people have no issue with it, it is still potentially a health and hygiene problem.

 

[Sutton Dagger]

I also love how pissed you seem get at what other people are doing. Do I check my dog for fleas? Yes of course and I would notice them pretty easily. Of course it isn't the cleanest thing ever but I deal with it.

I'm not pissed at all, just pointing out that it isn't the cleanest practice, which you accept. I don't care what you do, just highlighting that an animal sleeping in your bed can leave surprises.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

This wouldn't have happened if GIR was your dog

 

[Valnen]

I'm not pissed at all, just pointing out that it isn't the cleanest practice, which you accept. I don't care what you do, just highlighting that an animal sleeping in your bed can leave surprises.

Now you're kind of easing up a bit and just calling it a "potential" hygiene problem but at first you were calling it flat out disgusting which is just silly.

A lot of the stuff you do outside every day is a potential hygiene problem.

 

[suzu]

Ewww.

Crate train your dog.

 

[Grimm Fandango]

I'm not pissed at all, just pointing out that it isn't the cleanest practice, which you accept. I don't care what you do, just highlighting that an animal sleeping in your bed can leave surprises.

It's honestly a non-factor for well-trained dogs. If our dog did have to go to the bathroom in a room, she would make on the corner of the carpet, not the bed. She has thrown up on the bed but those were sudden.

 

[Riposte]

That's what you get for posting dead 4chan memes.

 

[Snuggles]

I also love how defensive people get when it's pointed out that animals sleeping in your bed is not the cleanest practice. How often do you clean your cats, do they shed hair in the bed, do they ever eat faeces, do you regularly check them for fleas etc? Bottom line is, sleeping with an animal in your bed has the potential to cause health or hygiene issues.

I have had no health issues and I have immaculate hygiene. You should smell me dude, it's unbelievable. I have no reason to lose any sleep over that. But no, my cats don't eat shit nor have they ever had fleas. I don't live in a barn.

 

[Snaku]

waft of shit

 

[fluffydelusions]

pics or it didn't happen

 

[Sutton Dagger]

Now you're kind of easing up a bit and just calling it a "potential" hygiene problem but at first you were calling it flat out disgusting which is just silly.

A lot of the stuff you do outside every day is a potential hygiene problem.

I still find it disgusting, you're conflating an emotional response with a rational justification not to do something. Disgust is a subjective emotional response, so to me it is disgusting, though I understand you don't feel the same.

 

[grebby]

Mums in denial, nothing i can do. :L

Dude wtf? So your mum is going to take this dog's side over you? I love dogs but man, get a grip. Dogs need to be put in line and know they aren't the boss. That video you posted shows me there's something wrong. No offence, but your mum is pretty stupid in this regard. Even if you outright show her the dog's bad behaviour right in front of her and she still doesn't get it, take it a step further (which you really shouldn't have to do, but what are you going to do...) by contacting a professional trainer or someone who can properly assess the dog's behaviour and take steps from there to improve it.

 

[Ya no]

My old cat shit outside my bedroom when i was like 9, i crawled through it in my brand new harry potter pyjamas on christmas day, they can be just as sinister

i was in tears trying to read this to my roommate... holy shit hahahah

 

[Radec]

Im loving this. lol

 

[Korosenai]

Eat the shit to show your dog that it doesn't bother you one bit and that you're the alpha male of the house.

 

[phosphor112]

Shove his nose in it. Seriously. He'll have shit smell for the next 3 months. He'll never do it again.

 

[Freshmaker]

A cat would't shit on your bed.

Oh a cat will. I know from bitter experience.

Dog still wins by virtue of sheer volume generated tho.

 

[DonMigs85]

By the way dog's don't really menstruate like people do, the correct term is estrous and it only happens about twice a year.