MorisUkunRasik
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truest shit anyone has ever wrote.
FreeMufasa
Junior Member
Has anyone seen a Simp Hierarchy? Where a Simp master will get junior wimps to work for him. I remember someone made a thread on neogaf where he liked a girl but so did some Indian dude. He got 2 of his boys to do some work for him lol.
Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
Simps having hiearchies? That sounds asinine.
Professor Beef
Banned
They see each others as rivals to their "claim," not realizing that their claim isn't even theirs.
How does a simp even learn to be a simp? Do they simply not have any guidance?
Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
Low self esteem combined with very little interaction with women. So that first chick that gives them a glance becomes their blinder focus, not aware that said female doesn't even think about said dude. It reminds me of ferris bueller when he's talking about cameron and how he fears the first chick he runs into won't love him and will treat him like dirt.
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
Simp hierarchy? Such shit exists? Glad I had friends that helped me keep my head on straight, after my simp initiation and departure. What horror would it be, to ask my friend to borrow money, because my broke ass is buying maxi pads, condoms, and gummie bears(for a girl that isn't mine and no friend), as "I can't help but wait" drowns out the sound of the cashier taking my dignity and giving no change back. Ole, "yes I would kindly" ass dudes.
MorisUkunRasik
Member
No situation permits simping, does not compute.
not even getting laid?
Big Baybee
Member
You are a Simp, son.....
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I can live with that. you heartless ass negros beware.
Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
Buying maxi pads is one thing. And it has to be a rare instance, but condoms for a chick that you aren't getting into? Fuck that noise.
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
Truth
If you're getting laid, you're playing the game right. lol. I don't think it's the same type of simping.
playing? created and patented the game. you're speaking to mr. hasbro in the flesh.
there was this dominican girl I was doing the same thing to. all you gotta do is....
Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
You are simping. Don't do that.
I'm pretty sure he is joshin' you.
Professor Beef
Banned
Look here, Mr. Winans. You get your simp talk and you take it somewhere else.
I almost shed a tear....almost.
Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
I hope so.
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
Lawd. ahahahaha
The gasoline burns on her arms, it is kind of a telltale of an arson job gone bad. People really don't know how well flammables cling and they burn themselves all the time. They'll probably say that she intended to torch her car and ended up burning herself and fabricating the story. It's possible. So's a police cover-up. At this point, I'll just shake my head and keep an eye on what happens.
Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
Keith was in perma whine mode. I'm sure he was doing chip damage to th groupies with that shit.
I'ma drop some anti-simp technology on you. Don't try and buy a woman's affections with flowers and gifts my dude.
this is beside the point, but that song is fucking hilarious to me.
Well, it aint trickin if you got it. If that dude used even a fraction of his hard earned cash for that shit, than he's a lame of the highest order. As it stands he's either got too much money or he's the biggest trick on the planet.
also missed the stealth edit.
FreeMufasa
Junior Member
Now I got this shit on loop.
Rayven_king
Member
Him and Joe got alot of simp anthems between them, beggin ass fools
Joe was Dennis Rodman with the rebounds, dude didn't waste any time, he sees you arguing with your girl, rubs his hands together and walks up on her literally 1 second after you just left.
i couldnt believe that was the dude from Pretty Ricky...and then i paid attention to the lyrics.
my dad got a special category for them cats.
"mr. baby please"
he said if i ever fucked up w/ a woman and really wanted to fix it, go find that shit to get in the right mindset.
FreeMufasa
Junior Member
Lol u mean joe Thomas? Can u go into more detail with this?
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
See this here is a special brand of simp. Its the self aware simp who knows he is simping but does it for the love of sex anyway. They don't love those girls but they do love fucking them and will/can switch the simping off after they've been with a chick. They usually don't see themselves as players but they bag more than their share of women. I was room mates with one in college for 3 years and shit he caught me slipping once or twice as Well.
There's an old song by betty wright called "clean up woman" where she sings how she steals men who aren't being treated right by their women for herself. That is the simp game Joe sings about and yeah they will steal your woman.
Big Baybee
Member
I always pictured Brian McKnight as the ultimate simp.
Video of what I described.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ8VjyPw0qY
Notable song titles -
"All the things (your man won't do)"
"If I was your man"
"If I want her"
The original "Mr. Steal yo girl"
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
That mixtape he dropped was simp game for thugs
Rayven_king
Member
I remember when this first came out my brother was like "look at this lip lickin muthafucka here"
FreeMufasa
Junior Member
Holy shit,nits exactly as u described lol. I've always liked joe but I'm only noticing this now. Wow.....
Also that there is a simp hierarchy. Since joes a master, his goons can't act but u bet they'll try at every turn.
B1gg_Randall
Member
McKnight redeemed himself though
Im friends with several people who know him/went to university with him. The key is he went to a pretty conservative religious university, so there were so many salty status updates about it. Oh lord he trolled the fuck out of people.
And no lie, "Anytime" was a panty dropper. So he gets my respect. I think Tank is the ultimate Simp if we are being real.
Professor Beef
Banned
Hooooooooooooly shit. :lol :lol
Rayven_king
Member
my other chick really loves Joe curse him for trying to gas her up with his simp magic
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