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[SquiddyCracker]

Hrm, I think it's time for us laddies to head over to this thread for advice from GirlGaffers, and leave the ladies to their discussion on dolls and baking:

LadyGAF Advises ManGAF

 

[Ezalc]

Is Beef on the list Lissar?

 

[Leeness]

Yay! Did the nose ring hurt? Does putting on makeup get tricky?

I must know these things. Nose will probably be the next one. Maybe.

Didn't really hurt! Made my eyes water and the sensation was bizarre. Have you ever just stuck a knife into soft butter? It feels like that...but on your face lol

Make up just goes around it, it's not too bad.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Man I love baking! *has a sudden desire to bake cupcakes*

 

[Lissar]

Is Beef on the list Lissar?

Beef is the worst.

But Beef is not on the list.

 

[Professor Beef]

I don't really mind if someone comes here on occasion, but it would be a problem if we were constantly flooded by it and couldn't have our own conversations.

It's why I try not to post very often unless there's something I feel that I can suitably chime in on. I remember the previous thread, and I don't wanna try and contribute to the swarm that happened.

Man I love baking! *has a sudden desire to bake cupcakes*

Do you have a basic recipe? I'm pretty much the cook in my household when my grandma doesn't feel like doing it.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

Yay! Did the nose ring hurt? Does putting on makeup get tricky?

I must know these things. Nose will probably be the next one. Maybe.


I remember something about salmon tops and was creeped out

What? I thought you had it!

It didn't really hurt, and it's no problem with makeup.

Definitely get it before the nipples' ones

And fuck yeah Leeness, my bro.

 

[shanshan310]

You're always there at first when we talk about nasty sex and hot dudes, then you disappear. Granted your strange Australian timezone might have something to do with it, but still!

Yes.... sleeping.. that's where I went >.>
But seriously, gaf (and this thread) is probably most active between 2 and 6 am my time. Feels bad.

 

[Ezalc]

Beef is the worst.

But Beef is not on the list.

That cuts deep.

 

[Lissar]

Just change your schedule to suit us, Shan-chan! Should be easy.

 

[Prax]

Err... okay.

Let me just be ask since I don't like being clueless. I've posted about how to deal with my little sister here before because I generally have no clue about what I should be doing. I'm essentially not on speaking terms with that side of my family, just her - and there's pretty significant age gap between us. Despite that, we've become really close due just to going through a bunch of bullshit together over short time frames.

I'm around a lot of women, sure, but I don't like bringing women around my sister because I'm just that kind of paranoid. I don't have a hard time finding a male perspective because of where I work. If I really feel like I have a need for an anonymous female perspective, I ask or lurk here. That's in-bounds, right?

I don't think anyone minds your questions (as long as it doesn't lead to other posters coming in to bombard us about their female "friends" or "co-workers" and stuff for not-so-subtle dating advice). Some is okay, but there is a tipping point in this thread.

To get back onto topic:
Nipple piercings on guys: kinda hot
Nipple piercings on girls: kinda hot if her breasts aren't too big, otherwise it's like.. weird dangling-ness
Genital piercings: I worry about hygiene and maintenance of those things, especially if peoepl are .. ... "using" that area a lot. XD Not a fan!
Ear piercings: are the norm. I have earrings because my mom got my ears pierced when I was really little.
Nose and lip piercings: I worry about their maintenance. Food and mucous.. how do you deal???

 

[Lucian Cat]

Yes.... sleeping.. that's where I went >.>
But seriously, gaf (and this thread) is probably most active between 2 and 6 am my time. Feels bad.

Feels bad man. There are tons of things I want to reply to but the conversation has moved on and I'd feel awkward bringing it up most days.

Do you have a basic recipe? I'm pretty much the cook in my household when my grandma doesn't feel like doing it.

I will look for my cook book right now!

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

Yes.... sleeping.. that's where I went >.>
But seriously, gaf (and this thread) is probably most active between 2 and 6 am my time. Feels bad.

It's 2:48 AM here right now!

And here:

Now I could list the nasty things I'd do, but then I'd end up being all alone and I'd look like a deviant.

*back to the porn thread*

 

[Dr.Palutena]

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No , -points at tag-
That's cool (or it's cool with me), especially since most of the ask lady gaf threads are defunct or focus mostly on romance and sex, just dont make it, you know, excessive and don't ask about stuff that are generalizations . But that's just how I feel.

Additionally, I love baking, have been getting more into it since going off meal plan at college.

 

[Devolution]

Ear piercings are fine. Other stuff just seems like it'd look awful if you had to take it out for whatever reason.

 

[Leeness]

Piercing sisters, AM <3

Baking sisters, Lucian <3

And home from work, pants off, jammies on, life is comfy.

 

[Kisaya]

Idk why but I have a thing for eyebrow piercings on guys >.<

 

[H.Protagonist]

Forgot the piercings part. I only have my ears pierced, but I think they look quite fetching on others. Not a huge fan of nose piercings, though. Some girls can pull off the look, but I always wince when I imagine them getting into a fight and... YANK. O_O

just ear piercings for me. Thinking about getting some higher up the ear, but I've heard that can make your ear sag if you break the cartilage.



That sounds really fiddly and painful. How do you stop it getting in your eye? I'm interested in trying it but I imagine that and pulling them out by mistake might be a possibility too.


Yeah, when that happens it gets kind of weird.

Not painful at all! Like others have said, baby shampoo is no tears, so you could squeeze a whole tube into your eye without any consequences. You should definitely try it. It feels quite refreshing.

It's 2:48 AM here right now!

And here:

Now I could list the nasty things I'd do, but then I'd end up being all alone and I'd look like a deviant.

*back to the porn thread*

You're such a trooper, A, and I approve of this post. I'm a sucker for abs. I tell my guy he can keep his beard as long as the 6-pack stays as well.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

You're such a trooper, A, and I approve of this post. I'm a sucker for abs. I tell my guy he can keep his beard as long as the 6-pack stays as well.

Can you believe Magic Mike didn't air here? :'(

Also what I said to Shan goes for you as well.

 

[H.Protagonist]

Can you believe Magic Mike didn't air here? :'(

Also what I said to Shan goes for you as well.

It is truly a loss.

And, hey now! I was all up in that last hot guys thread! I still maintain that futbol bodies are superior to football bodies.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Piercing sisters, AM <3

Baking sisters, Lucian <3

And home from work, pants off, jammies on, life is comfy.

Whoa whoa whoa. I only have 1 less piercing than anti. Humph >:/

And beef, I can't find my cook book D: my mum must have put it somewhere weird.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Dude always looks like he just smelled a light fart

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

It is truly a loss.

And, hey now! I was all up in that last hot guys thread! I still maintain that futbol bodies are superior to football bodies.

Yeah you were my bro there. But you're never here when talk about bumping nasties or hot guys comes up.

Whoa whoa whoa. I only have 1 less piercing than anti. Humph >:/

Not on the nose, though :>

 

[Lucian Cat]

Not on the nose, though :>

Everything else we're twins with.

OK it's my bday next weekend (23rd) I'll get my nose pierced then. Then we'll be equals!

 

[Professor Beef]

And beef, I can't find my cook book D: my mum must have put it somewhere weird.

That's ok, I don't need it right this minute. Could you send a basic recipe via PM when/if you find your cookbook, though?

 

[Leeness]

Everything else we're twins with.

OK it's my bday next weekend (23rd) I'll get my nose pierced then. Then we'll be equals!

:> yay

 

[Lucian Cat]

That's ok, I don't need it right this minute. Could you send a basic recipe via PM when/if you find your cookbook, though?

That I can.

It shouldn't be so hard to find. It's bright yellow! Where the devil has she put it

 

[BladeWorker]

Man I love baking! *has a sudden desire to bake cupcakes*

I had that desire on Friday. I made chocolate chip cookies. Now they're all gone.

Edit: Beef, if you're still looking for recipes and find yourself wandering the interwebs in search of a source, Epicurious is a favourite of mine.

 

[Femmeworth]

Can you believe Magic Mike didn't air here? :'(

Also what I said to Shan goes for you as well.

Really? The UK doesn't get some major productions?

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

Everything else we're twins with.

OK it's my bday next weekend (23rd) I'll get my nose pierced then. Then we'll be equals!

Man, we're even the same age.

You sure you're not Australian me?

Really? The UK doesn't get some major productions?

I live in Spain, not the UK.

Although from what I'm reading online, it was released here in October 5th? :\

Shit, there was no marketing at all. Oh well, gotta wait till I can see it in some other way.

 

[Femmeworth]

I live in Spain, not the UK.

Although from what I'm reading online, it was released here in October 5th? :\

Shit, there was no marketing at all. Oh well, gotta wait till I can see it in some other way.

Whoops. I knew you were Spanish, but I thought you lived in the UK.

Does this make GirlGAF the neoGAF equivalent of BET?

I take it a lot of white people watch BET, if I am following you.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Man, we're even the same age.

You sure you're not Australian me?

No no my bday is on the 23rd. I'll be 25 D:

But we can pretend. I was doing most of my debauchery at 23 though.

 

[H.Protagonist]

Yeah you were my bro there. But you're never here when talk about bumping nasties or hot guys comes up.



Not on the nose, though :>

I will endeavor to be a better perv. *salutes*

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

No no my bday is on the 23rd. I'll be 25 D:

But we can pretend. I was doing most of my debauchery at 23 though.

Future australian me, then.

And yeah this year's been pretty cray. But I hope the next one is better, as I'll finish college.

I will endeavor to be a better perv. *salutes*

Let's begin!

 

[Leeness]

Oh, good, I've still got one more year to go before I reach my prime.

Long since passed and missed mine lol

 

[Platy]

In the piercing talk, I just want to share that I know a man who made TWO piercings in their genitals and one in his balls.

He showed it to everyone in the group when we were outside of a bar

It was disgusting

Next step: follow BlackGAF and start posting whooty.

Male whooty but that's beyond the point.

The easy way would be follow TransGAF and talk about contraceptive pills

 

[H.Protagonist]

Future australian me, then.

And yeah this year's been pretty cray. But I hope the next one is better, as I'll finish college.

Let's begin!

While Bale is certainly handsome and attractive in a statue-like way, I still think it's too overdone. Being super chiseled and having every muscle defined is a bit of a turn off, to be honest. Maybe because it's too image-focused? I like footballer bodies because they get some nice lean definition from playing/a bit of time in the gym, but aren't crazy built. It's a consequence of their sport rather than a goal in itself. Seems less contrived, which I find more appealing.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

How can you hate on Bale.

Fine what about:

And yes I'm letting you post all the footballers.

 

[Leeness]

How can you hate on Bale.

Fine what about:

And yes I'm letting you post all the footballers.

Bless you.

 

[Devolution]

This thread. =o.

 

[Femmeworth]

*lights the Opiate signal*

 

[H.Protagonist]

How can you hate on Bale.

Fine what about:

And yes I'm letting you post all the footballers.

Not hating. Both he and Hugh are quite easy on the eyes.

I will post more footballers, though.

Always a favorite:

*lights the Opiate signal*

;_; Maybe... maybe Sunday can be acknowledged as 'Funday'?

 

[iirate]

While Bale is certainly handsome and attractive in a statue-like way, I still think it's too overdone. Being super chiseled and having every muscle defined is a bit of a turn off, to be honest. Maybe because it's too image-focused? I like footballer bodies because they get some nice lean definition from playing/a bit of time in the gym, but aren't crazy built. It's a consequence of their sport rather than a goal in itself. Seems less contrived, which I find more appealing.

Totally agreed, but there are always exceptions(such as Bale).

 

[Ezalc]

In the piercing talk, I just want to share that I know a man who made TWO piercings in their genitals and one in his balls.

He showed it to everyone in the group when we were outside of a bar

It was disgusting

What. The. Hell.

 

[A.E Suggs]

I live in Spain, not the UK.

Spain huh? Never would've guessed =0.

*lights the Opiate signal*

"Shoots the Opiate signal"

I can't let you ruin the fun them posting those pics benefits me as well. I'm surprised you aren't into it.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Spain huh? Never would've guessed =0.

I just want to hear her accent. I bet it's sexy

 

[H.Protagonist]

I just want to hear her accent. I bet it's sexy

AM... I think this is a call for a drunk reading. I'm still waiting for Dev's of those terrible sex paragraphs in fiction.

 

[Lucian Cat]

AM... I think this is a call for a drunk reading. I'm still waiting for Dev's of those terrible sex paragraphs in fiction.

We need both of these asap

 

[Emitan]

I'm surprised you aren't into it.

1) She's gay

2) She's Femmeworth

 

[H.Protagonist]

*lights the Opiate signal*

Here you go: [NSFW][but tasteful nonetheless] Another soccer body that is equally beautiful.