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[Grover Cleveland]

I was 2 too.

I was 2 as well.

NFL GAF babies unite!

 

[JABEE]

I meant he's the younger NFL gaffer.

Either him or Dutch.

Yeah. They are probably younger than me. The 1995 Super Bowl was in January of 1996 when I was 3.

 

[Goro Majima]

wow bro whyd you quit

the cocksucking industry will miss you. who will i call tonight?

Haha I :jnc'd

Y'all are bastards and I love this thread for it!

Insular!!!!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Yeah. They are probably younger than me. The 1995 Super Bowl was in January of 1996 when I was 3.

You're what, 20?I thought you were older.

 

[JABEE]

You're what, 20?I thought you were older.

Just turned 21. I post like an old man, I guess.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

9ers aint won shit in 20 years.

Important people, like Justin Bieber, werent even alive yet.

Patriots have never won anything meaningful so that's slightly worse than being the greatest franchise in league history as the niners are

 

[Alligatorjandro]

21. I post like an old man, I guess.

Being an Eagle fan adds 20 years to your age.

 

[JABEE]

Being an Eagle fan adds 20 years to your age.

2 years for every car you've burned down. That smoke takes years off your life expectancy. It's hard livin'.

 

[Lunchbox]

Patriots have never won anything meaningful so that's slightly worse than being the greatest franchise in league history as the niners are

0 superbowls

since bill clinton was president

 

[JABEE]

0 superbowls

since bill clinton was president

Yeah I don't count any of the Super Bowls during the Bush administration either. They are all examples of executive corruption.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Patriots have never won anything meaningful so that's slightly worse than being the greatest franchise in league history as the niners are

How can the greatest franchise be called that when they werent relevant for 20 years.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

0 superbowls

since bill clinton was president

0 superbowls

Ever

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

How can the greatest franchise be called that when they werent relevant for 20 years.

I'm just presenting the facts to you, not explain the reasoning

 

[Lunchbox]

0 superbowls

Ever

#AmericasTeam

 

[chuckddd]

The original Axis of Evil.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

The original Axis of Evil.

Disgusting.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

#AmericasTeam

Lol how adorable that you think those were legit. It's like a grown man who still believes in Santa... there is something that could be endearing about it but ultimately it is embarrassing that an adult still believes it to be true

 

[cashman]

#AmericasTeam

Bro you're a Cowboys fan too?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Lol how adorable that you think those were legit. It's like a grown man who still believes in Santa... there is something that could be endearing about it but ultimately it is embarrassing that an adult still believes it to be true

While the Pats were winning Super Bowls, the 9ers were having a QB throw 1 td in a season and a coach dropping his pants.

 

[BannedEpisode]

Someday the Vikings might win a superbowl.

That would be neat.

 

[smokeymicpot]

Someday the Vikings might win a superbowl.

That would be neat.

Yeah one day.

 

[yankeehater]

Yankee, you're a bit of a fanboy.

I'm sorry but somebody had to tell you, and since we're bros now I decided to do it.

A Sony fanboy.

Spoiler

I buy all consoles and support all companies.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

EDITED! Aw shit wrong thread!

Wooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

After Earth is getting killed.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

After Earth is getting killed.

It's a M. Night Shyamalanananananalang movie. I'm not surprised.

 

[squicken]

Wait is it some Scientology thing? I thought it looked dumb b/c his kid is awful

 

[darkside31337]

After Earth is getting killed.

Gary Whitta should have known better

 

[Alligatorjandro]

When I heard Will Smiths accent in the trailer I knew it would be bad.

 

[Goro Majima]

A Sony fanboy.

Spoiler

I buy all consoles and support all companies.

Come on man, you're among friends here. We know you love the Microsoft and that paying for Live is a great value to you.

 

[BlackGhost]

Wait is it some Scientology thing? I thought it looked dumb b/c his kid is awful

He sure is.

 

[Mackenzie 92]

I still don't know how you manage to crash land on earth when you're light years away.

 

[cdyhybrid]

I still don't know how you manage to crash land on earth when you're light years away.

Xenu intervention.

 

[Bowser]

Congrats on moving on, and enjoy the vacation!

Thanks bro

 

[Milchjon]

Why is 6 AM McDonald's full off insufferable drunkards.

I'm too old for this shit, just gimme my sausage&egg McMuffin!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Why is 6 AM McDonald's full off insufferable drunkards.

I'm too old for this shit, just gimme my sausage&egg McMuffin!

6 am what the fuck do you live on the moon or something! its 9 oclock... PM!

 

[JABEE]

Why is 6 AM McDonald's full off insufferable drunkards.

I'm too old for this shit, just gimme my sausage&egg McMuffin!

Drive-thru

 

[Milchjon]

6 am what the fuck do you live on the moon or something! its 9 oclock... PM!

Stop living in the past, FMT!

Drive-thru

Train station.

 

[cashman]

Stop living in the past, FMT!



Train station.

train-thru

 

[Milchjon]

train-thru

things that need to exist.

 

[bionic77]

Why is 6 AM McDonald's full off insufferable drunkards.

I'm too old for this shit, just gimme my sausage&egg McMuffin!

Learn to cook and stop eating that shit. Takes like 5 min to cook and egg and make some toast.

McDonald's and a Patriots fan? What a wasted and wretched life.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Learn to cook and stop eating that shit. Takes like 5 min to cook and egg and make some toast.

McDonald's and a Patriots fan? What a wasted and wretched life.

Seriously. The misery must be near unbearable.

 

[Milchjon]

Learn to cook and stop eating that shit. Takes like 5 min to cook and egg and make some toast.

McDonald's and a Patriots fan? What a wasted and wretched life.

Motherfucker I'm cooking all day everyday!

But unlike you I don't discriminate, plus a) I'm not gonna start cooking at 5:30 AM when I just brought a parent to the station and just want to go back to bed, b) those sausage patties aren't available widely outside of McDonald's over here (why are they even called sausage, you weirdo Americans) and c) sausage&egg mcmuffins are fucking delicious, so don't judge me, bro!

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Motherfucker I'm cooking all day everyday!

But unlike you I don't discriminate, plus a) I'm not gonna start cooking at 5:30 AM when I just brought a parent to the station and just want to go back to bed, b) those sausage patties aren't available widely outside of McDonald's over here (why are they even called sausage, you weirdo Americans) and c) sausage&egg mcmuffins are fucking delicious, so don't judge me, bro!

McDonald's is garbo, but then you're a Pats fan so I'd expect you'd eat trash like that.

 

[Buckethead]

I'm hungry.

I want pizza.

I'll eat carrots instead.

 

[Coldnoodle]

I drank some chocolate milk.

 

[ConradCervantes]

McDonald's is garbo, but then you're a Pats fan so I'd expect you'd eat trash like that.

For me this is true all but a day or two out of any given month. Some days though, a McDouble really hits the spot. It's unexplainable, and although my hunger is sated, I feel enormously dirty afterwards.

 

[Milchjon]

McDonald's is garbo, but then you're a Pats fan so I'd expect you'd eat trash like that.

I was fed organic stuff before Americans even knew there was a color called green!

But unlike Steelers fans I'm keeping an open mind! The Sausage & Egg McMuffin is like the Troy Polamalu of McDonald's products, the one thing you can't disagree with in a sea of urgh!

But now I have to get a bit more sleep. Have a fine Friday night, my friends and other you peoples.

 

[Lunchbox]

For me this is true all but a day or two out of any given month. Some days though, a McDouble really hits the spot. It's unexplainable, and although my hunger is sated, I feel enormously dirty afterwards.

thats how i felt after i went out with this ginger from wisconsin for a few months

awful. never date hillbillies

 

[Buckethead]

thats how i felt after i went out with this ginger from wisconsin for a few months

You were terrible in bed anyway.

 

[Vyroxis]

Moonshine + steak = dinner of the gods.