But let's be serious, it doesn't matter whether they have all their starters or not.
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But let's be serious, it doesn't matter whether they have all their starters or not.
He's a third string WR, right now i believe. Exum is the only major player so far out.
BertramCooper
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I would imagine that hearing "SECSECSEC!" from your jackhole Aggie coworkers probably trumps any remaining affection for Mack.
Considering I don't know anyone on the team, I'm going off of the amount of times I've seen articles about players missing time. Possible it's been multiple articles about the same person, but I also remember a RB being dismissed from the team.
Affeinvasion
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The ESPN clowns only care about the "hypocrisy" of the NCAA so that they (and their network) can more easily exploit the athletes for monetary gain themselves.
Its probably been about the same guy, Antone Exum, he tore his ACL after the season, and was ruled out yesterday (for 2 more months). Michael Holmes (the RB) getting dismissed was a surprise and while he started some last year, he got passed up on the depth chart (he was probably 3rd/4th string). He was a decent special teamer though.
Pristine_Condition
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That schedule is ridiculously easy. They should go 9-wins even without him.
If it's an unscheduled press conference my guess is JFF is suspended effective immediately or he's kicked off the team.
BertramCooper
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Caption contest!
BertramCooper
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I was expecting a joke about Aggies not having jobs.
Hopefully it's as hilarious as the Notre Dame Manti Te'o presser.
The Manning brothers are the whitest mother fuckers on the planet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jn5zytfm9No
BertramCooper
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Archie and Eli did attend Ole Miss.
Edit: Fuck. Apparently I don't get ESPN. The ONE time I want to use my cable and watch something live since the MNC game, I don't fucking have the channel.
bucknuticus
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Its a post practice conference, JFF is practicing with them still. Wouldnt expect much.
BertramCooper
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You forgot the 2 free pizza's from Mellow Mushroom.
Man, Sumlin just bolted out of that conference. He sounded pretty stressed. It's gotta be hard to be around all that cult shit and jars of semen and also have to deal with this bullshit.
What's the broker getting out of this? Is he under investigation or something? This has to burn a million bridges for him. Who'd ever want to deal with him again at this point? PEACE.
Heaven forbid someone might want to tell the truth. You're what's wrong with America!
Might be tired of hearing ESPN talk about JFF 24/7 for months now.
ConfusingJazz
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Pristine_Condition
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It was said that all the brokers who have talked to the media were pissed to find so much JFF-autographed stuff out there, thus lowering the value of their signed pieces. So basically, he took too much money from too many people, and the people paying him thought they had something unique going on.
timetokill
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Guys, I'm sure the public will be sympathetic towards an arrogant asshole kid who comes from a wealthy family and just wanted to sell autographs to get new rims on his Mercedes.
This'll all blow over.
This'll all blow over.
If that's the case, this is probably not the only autograph dealer that will come forward.
Don't think anyone posted it yesterday, but to nobody's surprise, Gameday will be a the Clemson vs UGA game on 8/31. It'll be a 4 hour edition running from 9am-1pm. I can't wait to see JFF's offseason training program!
That's whats happened, as last I heard, there were 3 brokers that have said similar things. I know one is out of Birmingham. There were locations for the other 2, but I can't remember what they were.
There have been 3 separate brokers over the past 3 days.
Waiting for that 4th broker for 4th rim to emerge.
chaosblade
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I'm interested in seeing how the NCAA screws this up.
Deese Rims ain't big enough for One Broker.
BertramCooper
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Mark Emmert's nephew was one of the brokers.
I guess 5* LB Matthew Thomas decided to quit acting like a fucking baby and start practicing:
I don't quite like what you're implying there.
lose some damn weight, Sal
I don't quite like what you're implying there.
Wouldn't surprise me.
I guess 5* LB Matthew Thomas decided to quit acting like a fucking baby and start practicing:
lose some damn weight, Sal
I don't quite like what you're implying there.
I've seen too many Criminal Mind reruns on ION lately, but Sal sure looks like this guy:
http://criminalminds.wikia.com/wiki/Ben_Bradstone
(This is only funny if you've seen that episode. Creepy Funny)
Some schools just have to live with the reputation they have. FSU fans love shirtless pics of top prospects, OSU is forever destined to fall in the footsteps of Texas Tech, etc.
I've come to terms with my school's destiny, time for FSU-Age to do the same.
How did this stereotype even come about?
I think it was Meier constantly posting shirtless pics.
FSU is basically the movie 300.
Mostly originates on Warchant and sites like that who love to post shirtless pictures of FSU players. And Meier and others repost them here.
But you can't witness their mental breakdown over manziel and their chances of winning national championship without him
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