It's your fault for starting the discussion on a NeoGAF-tan. And I happily welcome my boners doesn't weigh on my conscious at all.
I asked a simple question several hours ago and chose not to pursue it further, and while I did wonder what the actual value of a "GAF-tan" being flat or not had to do with the moe-tan status and why this was apparently so divisive, I didn't care enough to start this horrible discussion several hours after it had been dropped already.
But since it was brought back anyway, I'll ask: Why does a "moe" anthropomorphism of NeoGAF have to conform to your standards of "hot" in anime? What about NeoGAF makes T&A that important in a representation of the board? Or, for the other side, what makes a pettanko (or if you must, a loli) representative of GAF? You see, when making a moe-tan, you make something that is representative of what it's mascot for. Because that's what it is, a mascot.
But I digress, there's really no need to talk about this anymore. This community is too diverse to unanimously vote on one thing or another for as many reasons as posts in this thread, so further discussion about it holds no value.