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[Truelize]

What's with NBA players and massive candy addictions? It's like they are living the dreams they had when they were 5 years old.

"Well when I'm all grown up I'm gonna eat candy for breakfast and lunch and for dinner! I'm gonna eat it whenever I want".

"Well when I'm rich I'm gonna eat whatever I want. If I want to eat candy all day then I'm gonna eat candy! And there is nothing you can do about it!"

Lamar Odom has a big issue with candy as well. I think his thing is gummi bears.

 

[Branduil]

Better question is why NBA players still eat at McDonald's.

 

[reilo]

NBA players love Cheesecake Factory and Benihana's. Everything else is just a cherry on top.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Millionaire athletes ordering well done steaks is a tragedy.

 

[reilo]

Millionaire athletes ordering well done steaks is a tragedy.

With ketchup, already cut up for them. Just the way momma used to make it!

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

Millionaire athletes ordering well done steaks is a tragedy.

With ketchup, already cut up for them. Just the way momma used to make it!

Smh.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Kwame Brown brought a bottle of Thousand Islands in his pocket to a restaurant once.

 

[The Frankman]

Millionaire athletes ordering well done steaks is a tragedy.

Just because a guy wants a good steak cooked without biting into a mouthful of blood and e-coli that's a crime?

 

[Shadow780]

Just because a guy wants a good steak cooked without biting into a mouthful of blood and e-coli that's a crime?

The fuck?!

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

Just because a guy wants a good steak cooked without biting into a mouthful of blood and e-coli that's a crime?

Not blood. But hey if you want to bite into leather and ruin a perfectly good steak fine with me. Not surprising you have terrible taste in steak seeing as you are a Knicks fan.

 

[Psychological Intellect]

i've never eaten steak before. When I do eventually, order it rare or something?

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

i've never eaten steak before. When I do eventually, order it rare or something?

oh lord.

 

[Branduil]

Kwame Brown brought a bottle of Thousand Islands in his pocket to a restaurant once.

He tried to pour it on his steak and it ended up all over his dining companions.

 

[devious.one]

Bentley Belonging to Lakers' Jordan Hill Crashes into Apartment

The curse is real

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

i've never eaten steak before. When I do eventually, order it rare or something?

...

 

[Branduil]

i've never eaten steak before. When I do eventually, order it rare or something?

This is the saddest thing I've ever read in this thread.

 

[Psychological Intellect]

im poor as fuck

 

[Fox318]

i've never eaten steak before. When I do eventually, order it rare or something?

You've never eaten a steak? Are you not american? I used to order well done but now I order Medium/Medium Rare.

im poor as fuck

It ain't always expensive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbmmOaRmMR4

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

im poor as fuck

Buy a steak for $7-8, pepper coarse salt, sear 45 sec each side, oven at 450 for 3-4 minutes. Let rest for 5 minutes. Thank me later.

 

[lawlohwhat]

Just because a guy wants a good steak cooked without biting into a mouthful of blood and e-coli that's a crime?

myoglobin is blood and felton is an nba point guard

 

[thekad]

300 games is nothing. That's like Brandon Roy and Greg Oden's careers put together.

Lol damn

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

myoglobin is blood and felton is an nba point guard

Lol.

 

[The Frankman]

i've never eaten steak before. When I do eventually, order it rare or something?

APPLE-TINI!

myoglobin is blood and felton is an nba point guard

Blood can be tainted like Larry Brown taints PGs.

 

[charsace]

Bentley Belonging to Lakers' Jordan Hill Crashes into Apartment

The curse is real

cowboypornstarface.gif

 

[lawlohwhat]

APPLE-TINI!

Blood can be tainted like Larry Brown taints PG.

just saying that you have a better chance of making the 2nd round than getting sick from a steak

 

[diehard]

myoglobin is blood and felton is an nba point guard

you really never seen steaks rare enough that they still have blood?

 

[Branduil]

myoglobin is blood and felton is an nba point guard

Carmelo Anthony is an MVP candidate.

 

[Psychological Intellect]

Buy a steak for $7-8, pepper coarse salt, sear 45 sec each side, oven at 450 for 3-4 minutes. Let rest for 5 minutes. Thank me later.

meh

i'll just microwave a hotpocket

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

you really never seen steaks rare enough that they still have blood?

Except the red liquid isn't blood. The blood is already removed before the meat is sold.

meh

i'll just microwave a hotpocket

Smh.

 

[The Frankman]

Except the red liquid isn't blood. The blood is already removed before the meat is sold.

Well then I'm never going back to that restaurant again.

With ketchup, already cut up for them. Just the way momma used to make it!

Ketchup as part of a glaze on meatloaf is fine though. Gotta spice it up with other shit though.

 

[Grimm Fandango]

meh

i'll just microwave a hotpocket

And not use your oven? SMH indeed.

 

[CherryWoodFuton]

i've never eaten steak before. When I do eventually, order it rare or something?

meh

i'll just microwave a hotpocket

Cmon son. I'll take you to a great steakhouse *pause*.........my treat.

Spoiler

that's if you actually live in Miami

 

[Syphon Filter]

Cmon son. I'll take you to a great steakhouse *pause*.........my treat.

Spoiler

that's if you actually live in Miami

hehe

 

[Dominican Power]

Cmon son. I'll take you to a great steakhouse *pause*.........my treat.

Spoiler

that's if you actually live in Miami

Most Heat fans don't.

 

[ph33nix]

So if I have nba league pass with direct TV, I can also watch on my iPhone and laptop right? Really don't wanna miss the Miami game.

The game is on nba tv though and you can only get audio stream of that on broadband

Its really stupid.

 

[Omega]

meh

i'll just microwave a hotpocket

of course a Heat fan likes Hot Pockets

and microwaves it too....

 

[Grimm Fandango]

Oh and

This is so amazing. Love the fan reactions behind him.

 

[DominoKid]

wish I could get free shit like this

i'd fill the whole thing w/ sour skittles.

 

[Nori Chan]

man you people are so judgmental

 

[CherryWoodFuton]

of course a Heat fan likes Hot Pockets

and microwaves it too....

I'll have you know that Miamians love their Brazilian steakhouses

 

[CommonSense]

What kind of player will Burke be at the next level?

 

[Herpes Reasons]

best kind of meat is lamb.
its not beef, nor chicken, nor pork. but lamb.
come at me.

 

[Branduil]

best kind of meat is lamb.
its not beef, nor chicken, nor pork. but lamb.
come at me.

Gyros are delicious.

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

What kind of player will Burke be at the next level?

Probably 14/7 on decent efficiency with fine defense.

 

[reilo]

best kind of meat is lamb.
its not beef, nor chicken, nor pork. but lamb.
come at me.

Not sure I disagree.

 

[CherryWoodFuton]

best kind of meat is lamb.
its not beef, nor chicken, nor pork. but lamb.
come at me.

Ok baller

 

[Doomsayer]

i've never eaten steak before. When I do eventually, order it rare or something?

What the fuck is this?

 

[Herpes Reasons]

Gyros are delicious.

lamb shawarma is heaven in your mouth*

*when i say heaven, steam, i meant heaven, not cock.

Ok baller

expand your horizon. there's more to life than just puerto rican food.

i've never eaten steak before. When I do eventually, order it rare or something?

what in the flying fuck is this?

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

best kind of meat is lamb.
its not beef, nor chicken, nor pork. but lamb.
come at me.

Yep. It's a fact. Nothing better in the world of food than lamb chops.

 

[reilo]

Lamb baked inside fillo dough mmmm.