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[rawd]

Boris like some basketball end boss

 

[Zetta]

They have a strong case for attempted murder since the Spurs are trying to kill their threepeat

/dead

 

[elrechazado]

Garbage.

Both teams played on the same court, in the same conditions. It was an even matchup.

Air Conditioner-gate means nothing.

Spurs knew in advance and had secret anti warmth pills and portable air conditioned jock straps

 

[TheKaeptain]

Manu didn't travel on that dunk.

 

[Gorillaz]

Are you guys being serious

Spurs most likely won this series but that will be the thing everyone will comeback to when it comes to the series. Then they will mention how the Heat collapsed since which has been kind of hilarious as well

also Heavy, you should be the last one asking people if a post is serious

 

[Forceatowulf]

The Heat started this game with, what, a 15 point lead at some point? Now they're going into the half down SEVEN?!

This shit is ovah, folks. O-V-A-H.

And this is all with Parker playing like hot shit

 

[Devilgunman]

Heat bench is extremely thin as expected. 2 pts off the bench.

 

[Ricky Ricardo]

Diaw with that kung fu D

 

[SeventhSon]

lol I was cracking up at that D.

That gif is ripe for an E. Honda shop.

 

[victreeb3l]

Parker and Green need to get it going in the second half.

 

[Velcro Fly]

they will come back to the heat getting wrecked two games in a row at home and come back to nobody but LeBron showing up in this series at all.

 

[HuskerDutheDu]

Lol what?

How do you explain the assbeatings in Miami?

And that the spurs played in the heat too

 

[Squalor]

Boris like some basketball end boss

 

[h_a_t]

I've been silent and browsing this thread the entire series.

As a heat fan since the kevin loughery era, I have no problem saying this: wade had better not opt in. We are getting back to the reason lebron left Cleveland: he's having to do everything.

Blow this roster up.

Looks like there are certain paces Wade is comfortable with, and this isn't one of them. He's no longer legit on both ends of the court and can disappear offensively for games. Plus he's very much a diva.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

This is fantastic.

 

[Tom Penny]

E Honda !!!

 

[commish]

The Heat are playing so terribly, you have to think that LBJ considers leaving the team. The Heat team is just terrible right now. If they weren't in the east, they would have been out in the second round.

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

Its amazing how the heat can't hit shit.

Also, Wade left the floater in Indy.

 

[cr_blah_blah]

Spurs are 2-0 when I've been at a bowling alley, so I picked up my stuff and came down here when they were down by 14.

 

[alr1ght]

Wade's jaw is just putting too much pressure on his knees.

 

[white dynamite]

This series is forever tainted due to Air Conditioner-gate in Game 1. I really would like to see the league investigate that incident.

Lol kidding? Besides the fact that Lebron has been facing cramp issues throughout the season, everyone had to endure the increased temperature. These are world class athletes, not 10 year old kids in a YMCA league. Stop making excuses for them just because it was a little warmer than normal.

 

[outsida]

Seconded. Might try and watch the fourth quarter.

Saw that it was on espn3. I'm watching the second half now!

 

[Ricky Ricardo]

Spurs most likely won this series but that will be the thing everyone will comeback to when it comes to the series. Then they will mention how the Heat collapsed since which has been kind of hilarious as well

also Heavy, you should be the last one asking people if a post is serious

How did 38 year old Tim Duncan keep playing steady during Game 1 when the AC was out?

Seriously. Lebron is the ONLY PLAYER WHO LITERALLY WENT KAPUT.

This conspiracy nonsense is tired and old already. AC going out didn't benefit anyone and and the Spurs STILL beat Miami ass, AT HOME, WITH AIR CONDITIONING, 2 GAMES IN A ROW.

Y'all gon need to let that one go.

 

[Pimpwerx]

*sigh* This team is fucking tough. That pnr is still killing us in game 5. SMH. I just don't think we have the personnel to deal with all their passers and shooters. Everytime Spo makes an adjustment, Pop just reaches into how bench and finds some random "scrub" who creates a new headache. Mills' defense hasn't gotten much mention at all. He is disruptive and throwing off a lot of what used to be easy passes. Kawhi's big fucking hands too. The passing windows are so small. Still, the offense isn't the issue. You can't outgun a team that plays good defense. You need to slow them down too. We're losing due to defense, and I don't know if we have the personnel to slow them at the point of attack.

This is a Miami defense that is predicated on ball pressure and squashing the pnr. What's killing us? The pnr. Frustrating. PEACE.

 

[RedAssedApe]

Lol

 

[thehypocrite]

Let's go Heat!!!!

 

[MetalFearSolid]

Lebron needs to leave and form a Big 3 elsewhere with Melo and another star. Wade is opting in for that $20 million.

 

[Forceatowulf]

This series is forever tainted due to Air Conditioner-gate in Game 1. I really would like to see the league investigate that incident.

The only thing the league needs to investigate is the ass beating SA has been giving Miami. What Leonard and Manu are doing to them has got to be borderline illegal.

 

[curlyfriski]

Spurs most likely won this series but that will be the thing everyone will comeback to when it comes to the series. Then they will mention how the Heat collapsed since which has been kind of hilarious as well

also Heavy, you should be the last one asking people if a post is serious

:lol

 

[nick nacc]

Thanks for the laugh.

 

[Squalor]

 

[Tom Penny]

2nd half really comes down to Parker getting his head out of his ass

 

[commish]

*sigh* This team is fucking tough. That pnr is still killing us in game 5. SMH. I just don't think we have the personnel to deal with all their passers and shooters. Everytime Spo makes an adjustment, Pop just reaches into how bench and finds some random "scrub" who creates a new headache. Mills' defense hasn't gotten much mention at all. He is disruptive and throwing off a lot of what used to be easy passes. Kawhi's big fucking hands too. The passing windows are so small. Still, the offense isn't the issue. You can't outgun a team that plays good defense. You need to slow them down too. We're losing due to defense, and I don't know if we have the personnel to slow them at the point of attack.

This is a Miami defense that is predicated on ball pressure and squashing the pnr. What's killing us? The pnr. Frustrating. PEACE.

Yes, the offense isn't an issue. Scoring only 11 points in a quarter and looking terrible doing it, nope, not an issue. /heatfans

 

[Velcro Fly]

opt out and come to the bulls. either LeBron or melo.

 

[Beant]

I am still making diamonds

 

[Squalor]

Had to new page this:

 

[ryutaro's mama]

Lebron needs to leave and form a Big 3 elsewhere with Melo and another star. Wade is opting in for that $20 million.

Lebron, Melo and K Love should join Jabari Parker in Milwaukee.

 

[C4Lukins]

Too much stimulus. It melted the Bosh brain.

 

[bronkonagurski]

How did 38 year old Tim Duncan keep playing steady during Game 1 when the AC was out?

Seriously. Lebron is the ONLY PLAYER WHO LITERALLY WENT KAPUT.

This conspiracy nonsense is tired and old already. AC going out didn't benefit anyone and and the Spurs STILL beat Miami ass, AT HOME, WITH AIR CONDITIONING, 2 GAMES IN A ROW.

Y'all gon need to let that one go.

The Spurs obviously planned for the malfunction and secretly practiced in extreme temps.

 

[Barack Lesnar]

Spurs most likely won this series but that will be the thing everyone will comeback to when it comes to the series. Then they will mention how the Heat collapsed since which has been kind of hilarious as well

also Heavy, you should be the last one asking people if a post is serious

You'd have a point if this was a long series. It's 4 straight missed FTs from being a sweep. It's a joke of a series. Miami got destroyed in games 3 and 4 on their home court. Nothing else needs to be said. No one will remember AC-gate because it had no impact on this joke of a series.

 

[miDnIghtEr20C]

Are you guys being serious

Ya didn't you know? Because of that, Miami got their ass kicked two games in a row at home as well.

 

[PAULINK]

I'm a lawyer. The only case the Heat have against the Spurs is assault and battery because they're getting their shit wrecked.

I love you

 

[smurfx]

if only lebron had help.

 

[oneHeero]

Yes, the offense isn't an issue. Scoring only 11 points in a quarter and looking terrible doing it, nope, not an issue. /heatfans

Lol it's crazy. I was thinking the samething when reading that reply.

Can't believe the spurs lead at half after that 22-6 Start.

 

[C4Lukins]

Lebron, Melo and K Love should join Jabari Parker in Milwaukee.

Ha imagine Milwaukee being the powerhouse of the NBA.

 

[commish]

He's kidding about the AC Game 1 thing, you idiots.

 

[Pimpwerx]

LOL

Looks at a typo, ignores the ether.

#stayfree

You don't know what ether is. You should've just said sickburn and sounded just as cool. The 1 and 0 are at opposite ends of the keyboard. It wasn't a typo. Who do you think you're fooling? There's a baseline intelligence needed for trolling. It's not for the ill equipped. PEACE.

 

[white dynamite]

The Spurs obviously planned for the malfunction and secretly practiced in extreme temps.

Pop orchestrated the entire thing. That's why he's the best.

 

[Gorillaz]

How did 38 year old Tim Duncan keep playing steady during Game 1 when the AC was out?

Seriously. Lebron is the ONLY PLAYER WHO LITERALLY WENT KAPUT.

This conspiracy nonsense is tired and old already. AC going out didn't benefit anyone and and the Spurs STILL beat Miami ass, AT HOME, WITH AIR CONDITIONING, 2 GAMES IN A ROW.

Y'all gon need to let that one go.

Lmao calm down there tiger

I already said Spurs won the series, but people will still talk up the whole game 1 thing regardless. Mainly Heat stans

 

[Squalor]

Too much stimulus. It melted the Bosh brain.

I thought they were supposed to react to movement?