Things I learned from NBA GAF in the last 12 hours.
Only 100 Heat fans left the arena last year. I need to get my eyes checked.
The Spurs won the series after game 1. Likewise it was all over and Miami three-peated after game 2. But strangely they reversed it and the title went back to the Spurs after game 3. The only thing that matters is the last game and whoever just won will never lose again.
Lebron's only accomplishment in life was overdosing on HGH at a young age. I am going to start putting it in my kids food from now on because I never knew how easy it was to become an NBA superstar.
Apparently when Michael Jordan was not raping Bill Cartwright, getting his father killed over his welching on gambling bets, or setting the latest fashion trends with a suede leather suit he was playing basketball and in that time he never missed a shot or lost a game.
I really hate this thread because it seems like a trap for people to try and get me to say something nice about Jordan.
I won't!
Lets stop the retarded debate of who is the best player or what Jordan would have one if he had a soul or Lebron if he had a dad growing up. Correct ranking of greatest players of all time based on facts:
Magic Johnson, AC Green, Kareem, Bill Cartwright, Wilt, James Worthy, Kurt Rambis, Michael Cooper, Hakeem Olajawon (he did beat the Lakers and won 2 titles by himself), Robert Horry, Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, Shaq, Lebron James, Steve Kerr, Cedric Ceballos, Nick Van Exel, Scottie Pippen, Mark Madsen, Michael Jordan.