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[Little Mac]

Anything can happen but to keep everyone's expectation in check …

According to Google AI (could be wrong):

Geoff Keighley's shows, including Summer Game Fest and The Game Awards, are known for revealing major upcoming games. Here are some of the notable titles announced at these events:

Summer Game Fest:

• Dragon Ball: Sparking! Zero
• Slitterhead
• Phantom Blade Zero
• Civilization VII
• Monster Hunter Wilds
• Star Wars Outlaws
• Black Myth: Wukong

Gamescom Opening Night Live:

• Borderlands 4
• Mafia: The Old Country
• Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
• Call of Duty: Black Ops 6
• Dying Light: The Beast
• Dune: Awakening
• Reanimal
• Monster Hunter Wilds
• Civilization VII
• Marvel Rivals

The Game Awards:

• The Witcher IV
• Elden Ring Shadow of the Erdtree
• HELLDIVERS II
• Slay the Spire 2
• Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2
• Shadow Labyrinth
• Splitgate 2

 

[hinch7]

Expectations: Half life 2. Reality: New Portal game.

Ngl that would get me hyped. Portal 2 released over a decade ago and they haven't really made anything similar apart from the tech demo on Steam Deck.

Considering all the datamined stuff though it seems like we're getting another HL entry of sorts. Whether its a proper sequel, who knows..

 

[Nocty]

Gabe newell is here!!!??

 

[HRK69]

Gabe newell is here!!!??

Probably there for a Deadlock console announcement

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

70k waiting

 

[0neAnd0nly]

• Highly anticipated Goodbye Volcano High 2!

• Concord coming back, with enhanced inclusivity!

• Taylor Swift throw-down Ho-down musical brawl game (you heard it here first!)

• Sims expansion featuring a Kelce-Swift DLC

• New Wolfenstein game featuring playable Kanye

• TLOU remake, remaster,
  Spoiler

  retarded
  where Ellie is now playable as her TV show appearance. This will be $80 easy.

• Residential Evil - RE spinoff where Meth addicts have taken over a residential treatment facility, and all you have is a fire extenguisher and a mop bucket for protection.

• Michigan Impossible - It's mission impossible but you have to escape Detroit. Hardest mission yet.

• Half-life 2.5- Gaben doesn't do 3s fam.

Letttssss goooooo

 

[Judge Magister]

• Highly anticipated Goodbye Volcano High 2!

• Concord coming back, with enhanced inclusivity!

• Taylor Swift throw-down Ho-down musical brawl game (you heard it here first!)

• Sims expansion featuring a Kelce-Swift DLC

• New Wolfenstein game featuring playable Kanye

• TLOU remake, remaster,
  Spoiler

  retarded
  where Ellie is now playable as her TV show appearance. This will be $80 easy.

• Residential Evil - RE spinoff where Meth addicts have taken over a residential treatment facility, and all you have is a fire extenguisher and a mop bucket for protection.

• Michigan Impossible - It's mission impossible but you have to escape Detroit. Hardest mission yet.

• Half-life 2.5- Gaben doesn't do 3s fam.

Letttssss goooooo

 

[Nocty]

looks like he is indeed on site. Hype!!

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

 

[DeepEnigma]

• Highly anticipated Goodbye Volcano High 2!

• Concord coming back, with enhanced inclusivity!

• Taylor Swift throw-down Ho-down musical brawl game (you heard it here first!)

• Sims expansion featuring a Kelce-Swift DLC

• New Wolfenstein game featuring playable Kanye

• TLOU remake, remaster,
  Spoiler

  retarded
  where Ellie is now playable as her TV show appearance. This will be $80 easy.

• Residential Evil - RE spinoff where Meth addicts have taken over a residential treatment facility, and all you have is a fire extenguisher and a mop bucket for protection.

• Michigan Impossible - It's mission impossible but you have to escape Detroit. Hardest mission yet.

• Half-life 2.5- Gaben doesn't do 3s fam.

Letttssss goooooo

 

[0neAnd0nly]

My bad man, I know something this epic and good can't happen at one event. Ugh.

Some of this may appear at the Xbox presentation instead.

Edit: Xbox is going to show PS logo now at their events - Confirmation of GVH and Concord heading to XBOX?!

 

[PleazureDome]

1 hour to go for all you heathens who don't know how a clock works.

How soon does Jade Raymond come out to announce her new project? first 20min?

Also, we better get lasers and a smoke machine at this thing or I'm throwing my TV out the window.

 

[diffusionx]

1 hour to go for all you heathens who don't know how a clock works.

How soon does Jade Raymond come out to announce her new project? first 20min?

Also, we better get lasers and a smoke machine at this thing or I'm throwing my TV out the window.

and then Sony announces they spent $8 billion to buy her studio in the 21st minute

 

[Moses85]

Half-Life 3
GTA 6 actually released next month
Bloodborne 2
Chrono Trigger 2
Final Fantasy 6 and 8 remakes
New Batman Arkham whatever
Baldur's Gate 4
Team Fortress 2
Cyberpunk 2

Just bangers after bangers of announcements

Everybody pissing, shitting and jizzing their pants from sheer non-stop excitement

Everybody clapping their hairy hands so hard and long their calluses fall out

Those are my expectations. Don't let me down now, Geoff.

You forgot RE9 so

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

 

[clarky]

how long do these last? Debating whether to get food beforehand or after

May I recommend a morphine shot just before. SGF has always been a form of self harm.

 

[bender]

Sony had a shockingly good presentation. Can we go two for two?

 

[Gripsx]

should be good , who is the female co-host? sydnee goodman?

Souk Madiq Goodman

 

[Danjin44]

I'm ready for new Yoko Taro game.

 

[Hookshot]

50 minutes until adverts!!!!11!!!

 

[JohnnyFootball]

Probably 95% sequels or remasters. So......nothing eath-shattering.

Worse. It will be remasters nobody asked for.

Still waiting for Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

Stilll.....fucking....waiting.

 

[bender]

I'm ready for new Yoko Taro game.

I bought Drakengard 3 recently so we'll probably get a remake announcement.

 

[yogaflame]

So its just a 45 minutes from now the start?

 

[Nankatsu]

Well lets see what Dorito Pope has in store.

 

[Audiophile]

*Sets reminder*

*gets reminder*

*stream placeholder says 9PM GMT*

*It's BST here*

¬_¬

*waits*

 

[Danjin44]

I bought Drakengard 3 recently so we'll probably get a remake announcement.

I hopes so I LOVE that game and platinum it but its super rushed and SE barely give enough budget to work with.

Also If you going for that true ending with Drakengard 3 welcome to hell and good luck.

 

[demigod]

should be good , who is the female co-host? sydnee goodman?

Sydnee Tits

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

So its just a 45 minutes from now the start?

Preshow is usually 30 minutes before main show but is usually bad so pretty easy to skip

But yeah main show is in 40 minutes from this post

 

[Trilobit]

I hope that once again Nintendo brings the fantastically exciting news that Cranky Kong will be a playable character. That was such a fun meme back in the days of VGX and Tropical Freeze.

 

[Flabagast]

do we know how long is the main show ?

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

do we know how long is the main show ?

Usually about 2 hours going by past SGF shows

 

[Holammer]

Get ready for the Silksong, Bloodborne & Half-life 3 trifecta.

 

[yogaflame]

Preshow is usually 30 minutes before main show but is usually bad so pretty easy to skip

But yeah main show is in 40 minutes from this post

Thank you. Well expect minus 30 -40 minutes to that 2 hours because of commercials and other stuff like interviews, entertainment, etc. So it's a 1 hours show for games.

 

[yogaflame]

I miss E3, this could have been more exciting if its an expo like E3. Just saying.

 

[R6Rider]

I miss E3

 

[Killer8]

Gabe newell is here!!!??

Is the announcement inside that big fucking egg he's just laid?

 

[Hookshot]

No pre show? the stream is just music.

 

[0neAnd0nly]

NGL, the fact that you referred to me as daddy has me feeling a certain way.

 

[Insanemaelstrom]

E3 somehow had less bullshit and cringe as compared to its "successors"

 

[Trilobit]

Me listening to the funky music playing in the stream:

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

Sydnee Tits

I guess no preshow, am I think The Game Awards?

 

[yogaflame]

NGL, the fact that you referred to me as daddy has me feeling a certain way.

For me, if that's Sydney Sweeney who said that, I will be happier

 

[0neAnd0nly]

Gabe newell is here!!!??

 

[TintoConCasera]

Got weed, grabbed some snacks, time to get comfy and disappointed.

Here's my wishlist just so I can laught at it later:
Dragon's Dogma 2 DLC
SMT VI or Persona 6
DDS remaster or Persona 2 remake
Okami 2 gameplay
New Fromsoft single-player game
a blowjob
new Nier game
new Vanillaware game, Dragon's Crown 2
Dragon Quest XII, and it doesn't suck
another blowjob but better
a thick line of cocaine
DEEP DOWN
HALF-LIFE 3
SILKSONG (available right after the show)
ZELDA
JUDGMENT 3
Geoff kisses Kojima
World peace
end of the show

 

[TintoConCasera]

No pre show? the stream is just music.

There's something 15 minutes before the show.

 

[Judge Magister]

I guess no preshow, am I think The Game Awards?

I was reading your posts and thinking where the hell is this preshow, i don't see anything on YouTube.

 

[yogaflame]

 

[Bitstream]

I guess no preshow, am I think The Game Awards?

Lucy James???? Fine, I'll put away 3/4 of the lotion I brought out when I thought it was sydnee

 

[ThisIsMyDog]

It will never be the same.

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

I was reading your posts and thinking where the hell is this preshow, i don't anything on youtube.