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1. Strip clubs are like casinos. They are often portrayed as cool and edgy. But when you get there its just a place with a scummy vibe where you waste a lot of money.

2. Cooking is alright. Never understood how something as basic as making food was a feminine thing. Shopping is always fun when its something you want. You can't tell me that you don't enjoy shopping for a new laptop or tablet or something similar. Giving a testrun is always fun. Coldplay is just terrible, I've always hated their music, that "Clocks" song is so overrated.

3. This is blatantly false. Study must either be region biased, age biased, or they included "underemployed". Either way yes I am unemployed but I just graduated college.

4. Sexting is incredibly stupid. I thought this was a high school thing.

5. Sports are so fucking boring. Its just a bunch of blatantly overpaid people running around.

6. Not surprised even in college in most people don't drink outside of the Thursdays or the weekend.

7. Why wouldn't I want my hair to look good?

8. Not surprised, especially since marriage isn't as common as it once was.

 

[EdibleKnife]

4. Sexting is incredibly stupid. I thought this was a high school thing.

If you are sexting with a significant other when one or the other isn't around, it's quite fun.

 

[dark_chris]

I agree with #5. I don't watch sports. I don't even like watching it at all. Very different. lol.

 

[Featheredkitten]

No, really... thanks?

I mean, I like it when people provide input on the hot topic of facial moisturizers so seriously...

thanks?

Really though, I don't think Jizz would be a very after a shave. Does it have to be fresh or can you stabilize it somehow? So many questions!

This is extra funny because i have this gel moisturizer he doesn't like using because it feels too much like jizz to him (obviously he's doesn't have enough experience with this topic).

If you are sexting with a significant other when one or the other isn't around, it's quite fun.

I sext my best friend's wife sometimes. I wonder what the numbers look like from the female side. It would be interesting to see who sexts more. Anyone have numbers on that?

 

[Ultima_5]

for some reason i don't think gaf is the model of the masculinity

Spoiler

most of the things on the list describe me pretty well

 

[Psychotext]

I sext my best friend's wife sometimes.

What's your definition of sexting?

 

[Fireblend]

Grown human males sexting is a thing? Wow.

 

[Celegus]

But all we do is get drunk and bang heads and yell and watch sports and talk about silly women and their silly shopping and jerk off and fart and murder shit.

Spoiler

BOOBS

Best use of spoiler tags. This guy gets it!

 

[gryz]

"8 Surprising facts about men who read Esquire"

 

[FStop7]

Nothing on that list surprises me. Not a big Coldplay fan, though. But strip clubs are really overrated.

 

[Halcyon]

Bunch of slack jawed...

 

[TheMan]

"8 Surprising facts about men who read Esquire"

i'm guessing their sample size was 15 or so. seriously, who reads that shit? is their readership anywhere close to being representative of the average american male?

 

[Featheredkitten]

What's your definition of sexting?

Graphic

 

[cheststrongwell]

If I can't jack off while at a strip club, I don't see the point.

 

[DominoKid]

coldplay is sweet.

 

[tino]

Percentage of men ripping one out everyday?

Also, unemployed men like to read Esquire?