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[Bullet Club]

This is how they masturbate in Russia (or wherever the video is from).

This tutorial will guide you to make a Sex Toy for Boy at home simply.

Things to look out for in this video:

• The happy generic music
• Dishwashing liquid being used as lube
• The woman fingering the sex toy

 

[Kagey K]

• Dishwashing liquid being used as lube

 

[triplestation]

 

[Juke Joint Jezebel]

I don't think dudes need help with that final step! Bossy much?

 

[Rentahamster]

It's easier to go on a date and convince a human to have sex with you.

 

[triplestation]

cut a hole in your bed and fill it with ground beef

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

cut a hole in your bed and fill it with ground beef

This sounds....unsanitary

 

[Rentahamster]

This sounds....unsanitary

 

[captainraincoat]

This sounds....unsanitary

Probably less chance of catching something these days

There’s a Brit show called embarrassing bodies and half the people on the show have some sort of std

 

[Bullet Club]

Is that a Russian DIY sex toy for boys made out of a Sprite bottle?

 

[Bullet Club]

There’s a Brit show called embarrassing bodies and half the people on the show have some sort of std

That airs/aired on a digital channel in Australia. A few years ago I was flicking through the channels and turn to one station and there's a close up of some dude's arsehole that has some kind of issue. I wasn't expecting to see that.

 

[Kagey K]

Introducing the ultimate sex toy for a boy, you wanted it, we created it.....

Take it with you wherever you go and nobody will be the wiser, if you don’t like it trade it for a different one.... at no extra cost.

 

[MDSLKTR]

Is that a Russian DIY sex toy for boys made out of a Sprite bottle?

Ignorance is bliss

 

[Starlight Lotice]

That airs/aired on a digital channel in Australia. A few years ago I was flicking through the channels and turn to one station and there's a close up of some dude's arsehole that has some kind of issue. I wasn't expecting to see that.

Embarrassing Bodies because they are embarrassed about their inflamed penis/vagina/anus acne....but is totally okay showing a Doctor on TV to millions.

That looks like way too much effort to wank. Just go vanilla.