Did anyone else think it's possible that cinnamon bun is just an old version of creampuff?
I completely forgot to mention this! Creampuff is official proof of my theory, people. Who is PB's type? Not vampire women. Not teenage boys. DUMPY PASTRY MEN.
SUCK ON EGGS MARCELINE AND PB SHIPPERS. SUCK ON EGGS. PB x CB IS THE ONE TRUE PAIRING. BOW TO YOUR DUMPY PASTRY GOD.
Ladies and gentlemen I want to tell you about the most eligible bachelor in Ooo. His name is Cinammon Bun. He's basically thirty years old and until recently he didn't have a real dog. After completing a dangerous and violent mission to deliver the Royal Tarts to the Congressional Back rubbing ceremony, he became the official consort to the Crown Princess of the Candy Kingdom. But no one woman can keep this bun tied down, and so, after a falling out of sorts (over which we hear PB is real broken up), this slick, sexy, sticky pastry man hooked up with the spicy Fire Princess and became her consort after helping her stage a coup d'etat.
That's right. Cinnamon Bun succeeds with all the women Finn fails with. Up next will be Marceline.
So sticky.
So classy.