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[Sybb]

French singer Alizee is probably the most sexy woman I've ever seen, and she's not even blonde. Here: (Yes, it's playback, but who cares)



This is from 2003, during her prime at 19 years old. Note how she isn't fake. She doesn't have silicone tits. She doesn't have a fat injected butt. Heck, her butt isn't even big. It's SMALL! It's a far cry from the huge asses you see on thots, in rap videos and in social media. And yet, she so much sexier than all that trash.

That's not to say she's flat. She's definitely not. Her butt even jiggles a bit. But it's not big and fat, which is the trend today that started around 2005.

Do you prefer women like Alizee, or curvy women with fat behinds? Do you dislike the big fat trend as much as I do?

 

[Deleted member 801069]

I forgot she existed

I had a crush on her in high school

edit: FYI she has a huge forehead

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

All this sexiness is just an act, I bet she's no fun in the sack.

But yes she has a nice body and it's preferrable to fat behinds.

 

[bender]

I forgot she existed

I had a crush on her in high school

edit: FYI she has a huge forehead

I'd say that's a sixhead easily, maybe an eighthead.

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

Saw some of her recent pics. Tattoos. She's ruined now. At least YouTube will be forever.

 

[Sybb]

Saw some of her recent pics. Tattoos. She's ruined now. At least YouTube will be forever.

Unfortunately, yes. We have to remember her 2003 look.

 

[DESTROYA]

Never heard of her but she is stunning.

 

[Joe T.]

Saw some of her recent pics. Tattoos. She's ruined now. At least YouTube will be forever.

I had to go see what this was about because that dance was burned into my mind...

 

[Sybb]

I had to go see what this was about because that dance was burned into my mind...

Well, she's 36 now so she has since long wiltered. Remember her prime...

 

[JimiNutz]

Damn ageing is a bitch.

In terms of all the silicon that women are pumping into themselves, I agree that it destroys a lot of already attractive women but you also have to remember that it's also an easy way for plain looking women to get a lot of male attention.

A lot of us are pretty dumb and horny. We see big juicy lips or fat tits and it sends blood to the penis.

 

[M1chl]

Like 2 fucking minutes back I was thinking about how she is probably the only one which I remember from those hot stars, some weird ass shit coming to this thread.

Also I am almost...well slightly younger than her, we are talking 17 years past her prime, holy shit.

 

[HarryKS]

It would be funny if you actually knew what 'Moi Lolita' was about. Or even the song in the OP.

It was all a play for gullible people. Still 2 bangers though.

 

[Joe T.]

Well, she's 36 now so she has since long wiltered. Remember her prime...

I wouldn't go that far, but I'm with you in the general preference. I'm all for natural and fit or at least being in healthy shape. That padded look some women have been sporting in more recent times, whether real or fake, does nothing for me.

 

[pauljeremiah]

This is from this year:



She was also on the French version of Dancing With The Stars or Strictly Come Dancing (For UK GAF)



Singing in 2015:

 

[Cunth]

Looks like a face a European would like

 

[Ememee]

She’s only 36?? I thought she was older. Yeah , I stumbled onto her sometime in HS I think. I was a fan to say the least.

 

[Salz01]

The tats really bug me

 

[Blond]

That title is like a horse_ebooks tweet what on earth are you trying to say.

 

[Kadayi]

The tats really bug me

Indeed. OP first video.

Posts #8 7 #14

I'm not opposed to tattoos (Riae is my Waifu) but most of the time they look godawful on people. If you're going to do the arm thing, get the whole sleeve done and integrated. Or at least have a theme.

 

[yet_another_alt]

I demand to know who voted "short hair ruins it"
And speaking of tattoos, guess who broke the internet's heart?

Spoiler

 

[teezzy]

Avril lavigne hotter

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

I demand to know who voted "short hair ruins it"
And speaking of tattoos, guess who broke the internet's heart?

Spoiler

fucking hell... beautiful women ruining their bodies

 

[King of Foxes]

I dont agree with your hottest womam ever and substitute my own

Elena Temnikova
2006

Spoiler

2020

Spoiler

 

[Elektro Demon]

I like big boobs and ass but I'd still do her.

 

[GymWolf]

Alizee was the shit back in the days, extremely sexy even with big forehead.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I had to go see what this was about because that dance was burned into my mind...

Even though I don't dig tattoos, I think she looks a lot more sexy in that pic than in that video where she still has that little teen girl looks to her.

 

[jufonuk]

More tattoos less forehead

who am I kidding. Yeah she is nice.

 

[Kenpachii]

sharp knee's 1/10

 

[Sybb]

Look how small her butt is compared to today's monsters.

 

[eot]

I dont agree with your hottest womam ever and substitute my own

Elena Temnikova
2006

Spoiler

2020

Spoiler

I wouldn't pick her, but yeah, Russian women rule

 

[JimiNutz]

Look how small her butt is compared to today's monsters.

I don't mind a juicy plump peach but this is also absolutely delicious.

 

[Sybb]

juicy plump peach

Translation: polite way of saying fat ass

 

[JimiNutz]

Translation: polite way of saying fat ass

No.
Fat would be a 'cottage cheese delight'.

 

[Sybb]

No.
Fat would be a 'cottage cheese delight'.

Hmm, OK. So juicy and plump is still large, right? And if the butt is large, it's also fat.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Translation: polite way of saying fat ass

Yep.

God, I hate any kind of excess fat on women.

 

[JimiNutz]

Hmm, OK. So juicy and plump is still large, right? And if the butt is large, it's also fat.

So your logic is every bum that is large is also fat?

It's completely possible to have a bum that's bigger than Alizee's but not fat. They don't just come in two sizes, small and fat lol

 

[Sybb]

Alizee was a master teaser back in the day:

This image was very popular to photoshop into making it look like a thong, but this is the original. I don't think she ever wore thongs (too classy for that), but she always let a bit of her butt hang out.

Left butt cheek shows signs of not being so fit.

Of course she knew damn well that dress was too short.

 

[Max_Po]

Alizee was a master teaser back in the day:

This image was very popular to photoshop into making it look like a thong, but this is the original. I don't think she ever wore thongs (too classy for that), but she always let a bit of her butt hang out.

Left butt cheek shows signs of not being so fit.

She must sing out of her ass....

 

[Sybb]

So your logic is every bum that is large is also fat?

It's completely possible to have a bum that's bigger than Alizee's but not fat. They don't just come in two sizes, small and fat lol

Almost everyone, yes. But of course there's not just small and large, there are shades of grey. But the typical "big juicy" is just another way of saying the ass is fat.

Back in the 90s and earlier, most women hated to hear "you have a big butt" because they knew it was just a polite way of saying "you have a fat ass".

 

[JimiNutz]

Almost everyone, yes. But of course there's not just small and large, there are shades of grey. But the typical "big juicy" is just another way of saying the ass is fat.

Back in the 90s and earlier, most women hated to hear "you have a big butt" because they knew it was just a polite way of saying "you have a fat ass".

Yeah I definitely hear what you're saying and I agree that women are more comfortable now having a 'fat ass'.
There is definitely a happy medium between small and fat though and given the choice I'd say something like the below is ideal:

It has a nice bit of shape and curve but isn't fat.
That's my definition of a juicy plump peach.

 

[demigod]

Only knew of her because of the night elf dance in WoW. Also I like this version better.

 

[Radical Dreamer]

Look how small her butt is compared to today's monsters.

Perfect shape. I don't get today's obsession with being thicc (which people often confuse with being fucking obese beyond belief lmao), but who I am to judge I guess

 

[Whataborman]

The tats really bug me

99% of tats are terrible, especially the current trend of just putting nonsense all over your body.

One or two strategically placed (i.e. easily covered) tattoos are fine, but covering yourself with them just makes you look like trash.

 

[HE1NZ]

This is a person who discovered Alizee and produced and wrote all her stuff (for the first 3 years). Famous French singer.

 

[Breakage]

She caught the tattoo virus that's sweeping the western world?

 

[Insane Metal]

Ehhh she's alright, seen better.

 

[Goro Majima]

She’s looks pretty good still especially with bangs? Maybe I’m weird.

 

[Can't decide]

Some of you guys must have some impossible standards, she looks more than smashable to me?

 

[Tesseract]

Some of you guys must have some impossible standards, she looks more than smashable to me?

i think she looks better now than ever, dunno what's up

 

[Super Mario]

I'll never understand girls. They get all of this attention when they are young, slim, and beautiful. Then they think "maybe if I get fat and add some terrible ink, I will look better".

It has never in the history of anything looked better. Unless you are fat and in poverty.