Others of us think owner Andrew Hauptman, a wealthy movie producer who lives in California, is a cheapskate who either can't, or won't, get decent players.
Fans are so angry that in Philadelphia on Wednesday, they unfurled a huge banner declaring war with Hauptman. On it were these simple words:
Hauptman Out.
They want to embarrass the MLS into forcing a change in ownership. And it might just work.
The war started two years ago, when Hauptman foolishly released an open letter on the team's website, signed by a hapless underling, attacking fans for daring to boo Hauptman during a game.
The owner-fan relationship, if there ever was one, died that day. Now it's open war.
Fire sources say the bosses are upset with the banner. But I'd suggest if they don't like it, then sell and let someone else run the club.
One angry fan (OK, it was me) tweeted out that the Fire had just hired a new mascot: Death.