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[Mory Dunz]

Funny, Altidore could've been in if that pass was better.

 

[DominoKid]

marcelo is trying to ball so hard lmao. yedlin never gonna be that good

 

[Mory Dunz]

Eff...

Who would've predicted the CBs would have played well, and the problems lie elsewhere?


Yedlin's crosses have been good I must admit.

 

[Cystm]

Not a lot to be positive about.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

Brazil's tempo is really fucking with us can't get much started as is

 

[Lunar FC]

Well...at least nobody got injured right?

 

[Mory Dunz]

I didn't know Yedlin had the giveaway for the goal.


Still would blame Bedoya and Ream more...but Yedlin has a good amount of fault.

 

[Mory Dunz]

Wood over Morris? Dang.

Not cause Wood, but it'd be nice to see Morris just cause.


Zardes off? He's actually played alright.

 

[BTM]

whelp

 

[Alligatorjandro]

welp

 

[Mory Dunz]

Eff...


I trusted you Cameron.

Our outside backs are playing themselves to the bench.

yay more rotation.

 

[B-Dubs]

Fucking hell...

 

[Mory Dunz]

Altidore should've latched on to those two balls before this half.


Our best chance of offense is looking like Yedlin lol. Sad.

 

[Cystm]

That was so blatantly terrible. Disgusted.

And Orozco just added to it.

 

[Mory Dunz]

That was so blatantly terrible. Disgusted.

And Orozco just added to it.

Orozco's foul was fine in the circumstances. He looked in for goal.

 

[Cystm]

Hey, Morris is on. Good to see him get some time in against Brazil.

 

[Mory Dunz]

Hey, Morris is on. Good to see him get some time in against Brazil.

Not sure Morris can hold a line by himself.
Unless Wood is moving up.


EDIT
Go home wood. You're drunk

 

[smokeandmirrors]

we almost always look so flat and uninspired.

 

[BTM]

wow

 

[Mory Dunz]

WOOOD

He's lost the ball 3 times in a row.

Eff. I knew that goal was a fluke. Should've kept Zardes in.

 

[B-Dubs]

Why do we even bring Wood along?

And there we go again.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

yeah fuck this im done. this isn't going to get any better

 

[Cystm]

Not sure Morris can hold a line by himself.
Unless Wood is moving up.


EDIT
Go home wood. You're drunk

I just want see this kid develop. He seems so promising

Unlike the rest of this match.

Fucking hell.

 

[Mory Dunz]

Effin Wood, Orozco, and Ream.

 

[BTM]

this is nice

 

[Grover Cleveland]

lol I thought this match started at 10:30 for some reason.

Spoiler

Good thing I did too

 

[DirtyManos]

Lol

 

[smokeandmirrors]

USA be like

 

[Lunar FC]

Yes our defense is swiss cheese, but can fucking Guzan make one fucking save? No idea how he kept the starting spot after the Jamaica game.

 

[Mory Dunz]

GUYS BRAZIL CUTS BACK


someone needs to tell the team.
I'm on my way now.

 

[Mory Dunz]

7-1 I'm predicting now

 

[Cystm]

Yes our defense is swiss cheese, but can fucking Guzan make one fucking save? No idea how he kept the starting spot after the Jamaica game.

The whole team is playing bad. Fuck this formation and fuck these guys for playing so complacently.

Fake edit: That should have been another goal.

 

[DominoKid]

hey brazil is way fuckin better than us. this is what the people came to see. should've been 5 there tbh. we got another 20 mins of this smh.

 

[Mory Dunz]

Let's just stick with a effin back line
Please


Just do.
Johnson - Besler - Brooks - _____


Or something. I don't know who should be RB and I don't care. Just keep it. Maybe Cameron but he's brash...

 

[Mory Dunz]

I feel sorry for Morris.


He wants to challenge for a starting spot, but he's getting subbed into this mess. I don't think he's made a mistake though (unlike Wood).


EDIT:
Bradley's been a 3

 

[Mory Dunz]

Stupid Johannson there.

Play Morris or get faster.


The former sounds a bit more feasible doesn't it?


EDIT:
I'll stop posting sorry. This place is dead lol

 

[Cystm]

Kevin Bacon looked like he was running in quicksand there.


Just completely outclassed. Whole team. Dempsey is our only stand out attacker. Our Backline is a joke and our midfield cannot push forward.


Fake edit, again: Mix. Icing on the cake.

 

[Mory Dunz]

Close by Morris.

We might have one of the slowest strike force in the world. If not the slowest



I'm....not sure I'm exaggerating. Morris brings up the average, but think about it.


EDIT:
WOOOD you idiot. And Alvarado

 

[BTM]

what a shot

 

[smokeandmirrors]

that was beautiful

 

[Mory Dunz]

USA keeps up scoring in every game since Belguim....


EDIT
That late swere....goodness

 

[Cystm]

Danny Williams with a rocket. Just absolutely crushed it.

 

[The Chosen One]

Well at least we got something... very nice shot.

 

[Spider from Mars]

This team is butthole trash

 

[DominoKid]

the one positive is that mexico is gonna get the pipe as well.

 

[Dartastic]

Trash game. Absolute trash. Defense was anemic. Brazil played us off the field. Why aren't we at least TRYING Benny again? We couldn't keep possession either. At least we got a pretty sweet goal at the end though.

 

[Mory Dunz]

So....who helped their case this game?

I guess...
Yedlin,
Zardes (by not making a mistake I guess and getting subbed before it got bad.),
and Morris (again by not making a mistake while his competition in Wood and Johnasson looked like the college players)

the one positive is that mexico is gonna get the pipe as well.

Eh, they might, might not. Friendlies and all.
If it was a competitive game though...

 

[offtopic]

Holy crap that was varsity against freshman - completely outclassed in every way possible.

Having Wood out there might be worse than playing with 10 men.

 

[Mory Dunz]

Holy crap that was varsity against freshman - completely outclassed in every way possible.

Having Wood out there might be worse than playing with 10 men.

He's always been bad though is the thing.

The goal against netherlands was from good play beforehand (including Morris. or was it Yedlin who go the assist).
The goal against Germany was definitely excellent.


But the cons are too numerous to count

 

[smokeandmirrors]

yeah we're probably gonna lose to mexico