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[Tom Nook Sawyer]

This is a pretty amazing parody by Rogersbase about Nintendo fans sung to the tune of I Want It Now" from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yafpR1V6PFM

 

[SinCityAssassin]

I'll be honest, that represents my pent-up frustration with the base quite nicely.

 

[Anarky]

inb4 angry posters

 

[Godzilla's Left Toe]

He should do one about angry shareholders

 

[Mato]

To call out Earthbound fans for being impatient... Let's think about that for a minute.

 

[Bluenoser]

Gotta admit, that was well done- the original movie was great. Although to suggest Nintendo fans have nothing to complain about is pretty crazy. Nintendo's model to service their user base is the worst in the industry.

 

[Gnomist]

That's pretty cute. Those older movies had the right idea. I think we all should break out into song to express our thoughts more often.

 

[JobenNC]

This all seems very reasonable to me.

 

[Super Moop]

Great parody, well done...still not going to stop me from wanting a new F-Zero, though.

 

[udivision]

To call out Earthbound fans for being impatient... Let's think about that for a minute.

I didn't even catch that... lol.

 

[XenodudeX]

Well.. why can't we have those things?

 

[Chû Totoro]

lol so true

Spoiler

I'm part of the problem though... even if while wanting things I still enjoy what they can already offer

 

[Lupin the Third]

Oddly timely, with Emily Rogers' recent post:

 

[Broken Joystick]

Oddly timely, with Emily Rogers' recent post:

It was the inspiration
https://twitter.com/RogersBase/status/725747860789063680

 

[emb]

Haha, that's actually a really great fit for the situation.

I do still want all those things and NOW though.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

inb4 angry posters

What angry posters?

 

[Sylverstone14]

Yep, sums it up just right.

 

[L.O.R.D]

but then,the fans will become bad eggs?

 

[liquidtmd]

Nintendo board meeting

 

[TriggerShy]

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got the perfect puzzle for you

Oompa Loompa doompadee dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

 

[-Horizon-]

What angry posters?

I'm angry that we still don't have a Lucina VR game! D:<

 

[Malus]

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[Lupin the Third]

It was the inspiration
https://twitter.com/RogersBase/status/725747860789063680

That explains that!

A shame the video isn't especially good on a couple levels. But a nice idea/effort.

 

[Schlorgan]

He should do one about angry shareholders

https://youtu.be/ZEvsv6fbtEQ

 

[War Peaceman]

Everything about gaming culture is embarrassing. This parody, the behaviour of Nintendo fans, everything. Throw it away and start again.

 

[Stilton Disco]

Really, of all the many, many, huge problems with the Nintendo hardcore dedicated fanbase, they choose to make fun of them wanting games that Nintendo just flat out refuses to make or even just rerelease?

This is like making a Donald Trump satirical song that only makes references to the first series of the Apprentice he was in.

You're dealing with a fanbase that is rife with self aggrandising, wilfully ignorant fantasists, with rampant Stockholm syndrome and a clinging to childhood that borders on the sociopathic, and you go after the fact that Nintendo literally couldn't give less of fuck about what they want as if that was in anyway one of their most notable flaws?

Seriously, these are sewage people, rip them a new one or just don't bother.

 

[SeanR1221]

inb4 angry posters

Lol why would anyone be angry.

However, as a rational adult, I'm allowed to think Nintendo is an ass backwards company right now and won't be getting my business any time soon.

It is what it is, but my limited gaming time will be spent other places

 

[BGBW]

I want it all and I want it now.

 

[TrueBlue]

I want it all and I want it now.

This was the song that came to mind when reading the OP, funnily enough.

 

[GuitarAtomik]

I lolled. Excellent execution.

 

[Affeinvasion]

The only thing that would make this better is if Nintendo claimed the video.

 

[MuchoMalo]

inb4 angry posters

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[brainchild]

This is the best thing to come out of this whole fiasco.

BRILLIANT!!

 

[Malus]

Really, of all the many, many, huge problems with the Nintendo hardcore dedicated fanbase, they choose to make fun of them wanting games that Nintendo just flat out refuses to make or even just rerelease?

This is like making a Donald Trump satirical song that only makes references to the first series of the Apprentice he was in.

You're dealing with a fanbase that is rife with self aggrandising, wilfully ignorant fantasists, with rampant Stockholm syndrome and a clinging to childhood that borders on the sociopathic, and you go after the fact that Nintendo literally couldn't give less of fuck about what they want as if that was in anyway one of their most notable flaws?

Seriously, these are sewage people, rip them a new one or just don't bother.

What'd you say about sewage people?

 

[BGBW]

The only thing that would make this better is if Nintendo claimed the video.

Reggie's face is copyright of Reggie Fils-Aime.

 

[udivision]

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Well there it is.

 

[Stilton Disco]

What'd you say about sewage people?

Hah! I actually wrote sewer people at first, then I remembered the mutants from Futurama and changed it, because they're far too good to be sullied by association with Nintendo fans!

 

[SolarPowered]

I'll take F-Zero NX with 360 graphics. The online multiplayer and communication are the most important parts.

 

[Imperfected]

Really, of all the many, many, huge problems with the Nintendo hardcore dedicated fanbase, they choose to make fun of them wanting games that Nintendo just flat out refuses to make or even just rerelease?

This is like making a Donald Trump satirical song that only makes references to the first series of the Apprentice he was in.

You're dealing with a fanbase that is rife with self aggrandising, wilfully ignorant fantasists, with rampant Stockholm syndrome and a clinging to childhood that borders on the sociopathic, and you go after the fact that Nintendo literally couldn't give less of fuck about what they want as if that was in anyway one of their most notable flaws?

Seriously, these are sewage people, rip them a new one or just don't bother.

I think you're overlooking that this isn't "outsider looking in" parody.

This is Nintendo fans bashing other Nintendo fans for not having drunk enough koolaid. You can't expect a proper deconstruction of everything that's gone horribly awry with Christianity when it's a sectarian schism among the faithful.

 

[The Boat]

Really, of all the many, many, huge problems with the Nintendo hardcore dedicated fanbase, they choose to make fun of them wanting games that Nintendo just flat out refuses to make or even just rerelease?

This is like making a Donald Trump satirical song that only makes references to the first series of the Apprentice he was in.

You're dealing with a fanbase that is rife with self aggrandising, wilfully ignorant fantasists, with rampant Stockholm syndrome and a clinging to childhood that borders on the sociopathic, and you go after the fact that Nintendo literally couldn't give less of fuck about what they want as if that was in anyway one of their most notable flaws?

Seriously, these are sewage people, rip them a new one or just don't bother.

Wow, that's huh... interesting.

 

[Stilton Disco]

I think you're overlooking that this isn't "outsider looking in" parody.

This is Nintendo fans bashing other Nintendo fans for not having drunk enough koolaid. You can't expect a proper deconstruction of everything that's gone horribly awry with Christianity when it's a sectarian schism among the faithful.

Ah, that makes sense. Fair enough then.

 

[Mihael Mello Keehl]

Let me guess...thats azak or spieler eins singing this song?

 

[Anarky]

Really, of all the many, many, huge problems with the Nintendo hardcore dedicated fanbase, they choose to make fun of them wanting games that Nintendo just flat out refuses to make or even just rerelease?

This is like making a Donald Trump satirical song that only makes references to the first series of the Apprentice he was in.

You're dealing with a fanbase that is rife with self aggrandising, wilfully ignorant fantasists, with rampant Stockholm syndrome and a clinging to childhood that borders on the sociopathic, and you go after the fact that Nintendo literally couldn't give less of fuck about what they want as if that was in anyway one of their most notable flaws?

Seriously, these are sewage people, rip them a new one or just don't bother.

Yo cmon this is just embarrassing.

 

[SinCityAssassin]

...

Gotta chill down man, maybe do some disco.

 

[Sadist]

Really, of all the many, many, huge problems with the Nintendo hardcore dedicated fanbase, they choose to make fun of them wanting games that Nintendo just flat out refuses to make or even just rerelease?

This is like making a Donald Trump satirical song that only makes references to the first series of the Apprentice he was in.

You're dealing with a fanbase that is rife with self aggrandising, wilfully ignorant fantasists, with rampant Stockholm syndrome and a clinging to childhood that borders on the sociopathic, and you go after the fact that Nintendo literally couldn't give less of fuck about what they want as if that was in anyway one of their most notable flaws?

Seriously, these are sewage people, rip them a new one or just don't bother.

Man, you must be fun at parties. Jeez.

The Nintendo fanbase are just a bunch of crazies. I guess its true. Trump won.

 

[DedValve]

I want bayonetta 3 and I want it now!

 

[Godzilla's Left Toe]

Super Mario galaxy 3 now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KingHenrik30]

Shame on Nintendo fans for wanting awesome games for their system!

 

[Tansut]

This is cute but it also has the insight of a Family Guy reference.

 

[DedValve]

Shame on Nintendo fans for wanting awesome games for their system!

This is cute but it also has the insight of a Family Guy reference.

Its meant to be a fun joke.