An Ode to Nintendo Fans (Willy Wonka Parody)

Gotta admit, that was well done- the original movie was great. Although to suggest Nintendo fans have nothing to complain about is pretty crazy. Nintendo's model to service their user base is the worst in the industry.
 
That's pretty cute. Those older movies had the right idea. I think we all should break out into song to express our thoughts more often.
 
Oddly timely, with Emily Rogers' recent post:
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Haha, that's actually a really great fit for the situation.

I do still want all those things and NOW though.
 
Everything about gaming culture is embarrassing. This parody, the behaviour of Nintendo fans, everything. Throw it away and start again.
 
Really, of all the many, many, huge problems with the Nintendo hardcore dedicated fanbase, they choose to make fun of them wanting games that Nintendo just flat out refuses to make or even just rerelease?

This is like making a Donald Trump satirical song that only makes references to the first series of the Apprentice he was in.

You're dealing with a fanbase that is rife with self aggrandising, wilfully ignorant fantasists, with rampant Stockholm syndrome and a clinging to childhood that borders on the sociopathic, and you go after the fact that Nintendo literally couldn't give less of fuck about what they want as if that was in anyway one of their most notable flaws?

Seriously, these are sewage people, rip them a new one or just don't bother.
 
inb4 angry posters

Lol why would anyone be angry.

However, as a rational adult, I'm allowed to think Nintendo is an ass backwards company right now and won't be getting my business any time soon.

It is what it is, but my limited gaming time will be spent other places
 
Really, of all the many, many, huge problems with the Nintendo hardcore dedicated fanbase, they choose to make fun of them wanting games that Nintendo just flat out refuses to make or even just rerelease?

This is like making a Donald Trump satirical song that only makes references to the first series of the Apprentice he was in.

You're dealing with a fanbase that is rife with self aggrandising, wilfully ignorant fantasists, with rampant Stockholm syndrome and a clinging to childhood that borders on the sociopathic, and you go after the fact that Nintendo literally couldn't give less of fuck about what they want as if that was in anyway one of their most notable flaws?

Seriously, these are sewage people, rip them a new one or just don't bother.

What'd you say about sewage people?

 
Really, of all the many, many, huge problems with the Nintendo hardcore dedicated fanbase, they choose to make fun of them wanting games that Nintendo just flat out refuses to make or even just rerelease?

This is like making a Donald Trump satirical song that only makes references to the first series of the Apprentice he was in.

You're dealing with a fanbase that is rife with self aggrandising, wilfully ignorant fantasists, with rampant Stockholm syndrome and a clinging to childhood that borders on the sociopathic, and you go after the fact that Nintendo literally couldn't give less of fuck about what they want as if that was in anyway one of their most notable flaws?

Seriously, these are sewage people, rip them a new one or just don't bother.

I think you're overlooking that this isn't "outsider looking in" parody.

This is Nintendo fans bashing other Nintendo fans for not having drunk enough koolaid. You can't expect a proper deconstruction of everything that's gone horribly awry with Christianity when it's a sectarian schism among the faithful.
 
Really, of all the many, many, huge problems with the Nintendo hardcore dedicated fanbase, they choose to make fun of them wanting games that Nintendo just flat out refuses to make or even just rerelease?

This is like making a Donald Trump satirical song that only makes references to the first series of the Apprentice he was in.

You're dealing with a fanbase that is rife with self aggrandising, wilfully ignorant fantasists, with rampant Stockholm syndrome and a clinging to childhood that borders on the sociopathic, and you go after the fact that Nintendo literally couldn't give less of fuck about what they want as if that was in anyway one of their most notable flaws?

Seriously, these are sewage people, rip them a new one or just don't bother.
Wow, that's huh... interesting.
 
I think you're overlooking that this isn't "outsider looking in" parody.

This is Nintendo fans bashing other Nintendo fans for not having drunk enough koolaid. You can't expect a proper deconstruction of everything that's gone horribly awry with Christianity when it's a sectarian schism among the faithful.

Ah, that makes sense. Fair enough then.
 
Really, of all the many, many, huge problems with the Nintendo hardcore dedicated fanbase, they choose to make fun of them wanting games that Nintendo just flat out refuses to make or even just rerelease?

This is like making a Donald Trump satirical song that only makes references to the first series of the Apprentice he was in.

You're dealing with a fanbase that is rife with self aggrandising, wilfully ignorant fantasists, with rampant Stockholm syndrome and a clinging to childhood that borders on the sociopathic, and you go after the fact that Nintendo literally couldn't give less of fuck about what they want as if that was in anyway one of their most notable flaws?

Seriously, these are sewage people, rip them a new one or just don't bother.

Yo cmon this is just embarrassing.
 
Really, of all the many, many, huge problems with the Nintendo hardcore dedicated fanbase, they choose to make fun of them wanting games that Nintendo just flat out refuses to make or even just rerelease?

This is like making a Donald Trump satirical song that only makes references to the first series of the Apprentice he was in.

You're dealing with a fanbase that is rife with self aggrandising, wilfully ignorant fantasists, with rampant Stockholm syndrome and a clinging to childhood that borders on the sociopathic, and you go after the fact that Nintendo literally couldn't give less of fuck about what they want as if that was in anyway one of their most notable flaws?

Seriously, these are sewage people, rip them a new one or just don't bother.
Man, you must be fun at parties. Jeez.

The Nintendo fanbase are just a bunch of crazies. I guess its true. Trump won.
 
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