Bullshit. Touchwiz has, I shit you not got me laid.
So check this, last month I was chilling in the bar post work. Long day, clients breaking my balls over some shitty investment returns in November. I'm using air gestures to browse GAF, cos it makes me look and feel like a Jedi plus it always gets attention from friends, family and randoms on the subway. Anyway, the smoking hot chick who works behind the bar on Wednesdays asks me what I'm doing. I told her I'm checking the NPD threads on GAF, but I'm using the force to control the page. Anyway, she's got no idea what I'm talking about, but I figure I'd let her have a go. Anyway she's scrolling web pages by her hand and she's all like "that is so fucking cool!". So I'm like, "let me show you something else that's cool, stick your number into the dialler". Anyway she does, I ask her name. Clare without an i. Some European sounding shit, but whatever. Anyway I open s voice and ask it to make an appointment for Friday, 7pm dinner for two at Browns (classy restaurant in my neck of the woods). Anyway, I then tell S Voice to send Clare a text. "Meet you at Browns, 7pm sharp, dress to impress, cos I'll be SWAG". Anyway her phone buzzes and there the text. She laughs and texts back "c u there sexy". So anyway I walk out there feeling like a fucking champ. Long story short, Friday comes around dinner goes swell and I end up nailing her. Saturday morning I wake up at her place and she's still asleep. I take a photo of her with my Note 3, get out the S Pen and scribble "you've been wonderful babe, gotta run tho YOLO" on the picture then I totally whatsapp her that shit. Fucking A. She's been totally hot for me since but I've been playing it cool. Fucking Note 3 tho man, touchwiz has changed my goddamn life. If you'd asked me a year ago if a phone could have got me laid I'd have said no way. SAMSUNG is BOSS.