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Any of you ever try Cubsfan's dating tips?

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Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
I know we all joke about them, but did anyone ever actually try them? Did they work? Did you say cocky and funny things like "Your tits are fucking small"?

I miss Cubsfan. I don't think he even posted tips since the forum change though.
 

Boogie

Member
One of the admins prevented him from making the DATING TIP threads sometime last year.

And once they stopped, the number of "girl help plz" threads went on the rise.
 

RevenantKioku

PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
Actually it was more of a surge of people who got women, and didn't know how to deal with relationships, something those tips don't help at all with. =P
 

Boogie

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RevenantKioku said:
Actually it was more of a surge of people who got women, and didn't know how to deal with relationships, something those tips don't help at all with. =P

:lol
 

BuddyC

Member
Yea, they work. But the girls they work on, and the type of relationships they create, well, that's the part up for debate. But yea, I got a girlfriend testing the tips earlier this year. Didn't last very long, but that wasn't the point of the relationship.

Cubs also says that said that the first post wasnt Cocky & Funny.
 

RevenantKioku

PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
Boogie said:

Re-reading my post it sounds like I was one of the people who had the later "girl threads" which I can proudly say I never had. All my relationships were great and I didn't need the tips for that. Granted having moved off campus, meeting women has been a bit more difficult for me.
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
BuddyChrist83 said:
Cubs also says that said that the first post wasnt Cocky & Funny.

Damn, I can't believe hitting on the whole forum didn't work.

So did you stop using the tips after it worked the first time? If so, how come?
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
The ESSENCE of most of those
"dating tips" WERE pretty helpful
and grounded in reality IF you didn't
take them too literally.

It all basically comes down to "girls DON'T
like submissive ass-kissers and enjoy
PLAYFUL teasing"....I mean, that's what
his DOZENS of newsletters pretty much
came down to.

It's certainly not "RELATIONSHIP advice",
though, lol.
 

BuddyC

Member
Mama Smurf said:
So did you stop using the tips after it worked the first time? If so, how come?
For the most part, yes. Basically, I just wasn't happy with the type of relationship that emerged - I was in complete control of it. Making matters worse was the fact that I'd known this girl for a few years and her Dad had just passed away, I felt like I was taking advantage of her.

Also, I really don't want a girlfriend at this point in my life, as it's already crazy enough. I'm not saying all relationships formed using the tips will result like this, but I didn't like the feeling I was manipulating her the entire time. This really depends on the girl too, as this one was rather....blonde.

But yea, they work. The real trick is to just be confident in yourself and act accordingly. You'll end up finding the girl that works best for you that way, but you've got to believe in yourself first. Confidence is where it's at. Oh, and money.
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
They work that well? Bloody hell!

Maybe I'll try them out then. I mentioned this briefly in the photo thread, but I always just fall into relationships and I have no idea how, I'm shit at actually going after anyone. And I don't like it that way, as I have no control over when I have a girlfriend or not and I can potentially go through really lean spells like now when I haven't been out with anyone in well over half a year.

If it gets into the sort of situation you were in though, I imagine I'll react the same way. Still, no harm in trying.
 

StoOgE

First tragedy, then farce.
Those tips are actually extremely usefull for picking up women.. but not beyond that.

Back in the day I worked at a motor bank (I know they dont have them everywhere, but its a drive thru bank, you cant do much beyond deposit or withdrawl money though).. I allways worked with the same guy who was a bit of a womanizer, and we would have contests...

when a cute girl would drive up and ask for a pen or send in a deposit we would have some sort of smart ass response like.. "well, I guess I can give you this pen, if you promise to give it back" then send the pen back out when we were done and tell her that she could keep it because it seemed like she needed it more than us. Just messing with them like that, normally he would get about 5 or so numbers/invites a week doing that and countless others that he obviously could have moved in on. I was allways less succesfull because he looked alot better than me, but allways had some success.

Of course, it was allways fun when a women would flash her ring to our efforts.
 

Dyne

Member
Just pay the money for the DYD book, and you'll never need the tips again. The book makes sense of them.

Talking to 10 women a day on the street is now a hobby. Getting layed is a bonus of that.
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
Dyne said:
Just pay the money for the DYD book, and you'll never need the tips again. The book makes sense of them.

Yeeaah...I was thinking of just "aquiring" it. I'd feel bad if it turned my life around or something though...ah well, if that happens I'll buy the damn book anyway just as support.
 
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