Shane is sooo boring. Talking Shoot isn't gonna be the same anymore with D-Bry off playing hello Birdie.
Shane: Well I think this person is a top talent, that's why we wanted him here, and I always say this is the land of opportunity so you never know, but having said that his opponent is also a top talent that is why having him on Smackdown Live just proves we are the number 1 show and the land of opportunity.
*Renee tries to say something off-topic fun to energise the show*
Shane: On that note Renee I also just wanted to emphasize, without trying to make it sound cliche now - Smackdown Live is the land of opportunity, all the talent each week has the chance to go out there and prove themselves. And I think that person is proof of that, I don't know him personally at all, we just met 4 seconds ago but I can tell, that's why we wanted them here on Smackdown Live. Although, no doubt he will have his plate full against his opponent because he is one tough hombre that is why Daniel Bryan and I fought to keep him here on Smackdown Live. Someone like that just really personifies what we mean by land of opportunity....
*Renee shoots herself*
You can mix and match this for every segment. It's like the talent has nothing to work off or rather too scared to go off script with 'just say the lines we need to get through' McMahon around. Meanwhile D-Bry goes out of his way to poke and prod at the guest to get entertainment - that glorious man with no fear (of getting fired) is what we need.