Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Because Eva Marie still has half a decade of ring experience.
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Because Eva Marie still has half a decade of ring experience.
Evolve 58 spoilers herein
WE GOTTA ONE UP THOSE GUYS IN BELLATOR DAMMNIT. I WANT AN ACTUAL DEATH.
Well they did another one of THOSE finishes, with some sort of weird no contest due to Thatcher dislocating his elbow? Was a pretty nice match up until then.
WE GOTTA ONE UP THOSE GUYS IN BELLATOR DAMMNIT. I WANT AN ACTUAL DEATH.
So the big stunt likely involves something from doc oc and the hell in a cell, me thinks.
Vince is going to ride in on the giant steampunk spider from Wild, Wild West.
This was probably Vince's plan all along to get nuclear heat on himself and make wrestling relevant again in the mainstream. Add a Haitch literal burial to go with the figurative one and you've got a classic
Jimmy King
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I also wouldn't be surprised if Vince got thrown from the cell.
Dark Ninja
Member
Don't worry im sure he'll land on a giant box with the words AIR FILTER on the side of it.
I bet they do a giant spot and call the match a no contest to get out of a proper decision.
Bluekaveli
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Only to have Taker go ballistic and drag Shane back in the ring and do his rare jumping tombstone that he used to end HBK's career and win.
How you sell a monster -
WCW is still mentioning that Steamboat has been wrestling Vader fairly recently. A few weeks ago. And that you can tell those matches have taken a permanent toll on him. Not talking about 'he came out with taped up ribs from his match before' talking about a match from almost a month ago. And he's still selling it while working a match with Orndorff.
They should really book Joe like WCW booked Vader in 93.
WCW is still mentioning that Steamboat has been wrestling Vader fairly recently. A few weeks ago. And that you can tell those matches have taken a permanent toll on him. Not talking about 'he came out with taped up ribs from his match before' talking about a match from almost a month ago. And he's still selling it while working a match with Orndorff.
They should really book Joe like WCW booked Vader in 93.
ShadowSwordmaster
Banned
Shane is jumping off of something. This is a fact.
I Wanna Be The Guy
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Rewatched Shane vs Kurt. Man, this match was really great. It's not even just HOLY SHIT SHANE IS INSANE OUCH! There's some genuinely great wrestling in here. Fantastic match.
ShadowSwordmaster
Banned
I will check that out.
Bluekaveli
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The turnbuckle
Bluekaveli
Member
Former world champion spotted in Dallas
http://wrestlingnews.co/former-world-champion-spotted-in-dallas/
Former TNA World Champion Bobby Roode is currently in Dallas, TX. He was seen at the WWE hotel just a couple of hours ago.
Roode is not scheduled to appear at WrestleCon and there has been talk of interest from WWE so well see what happens. ProWrestling.NETs Jason Powell reports that the word going around is that he would make his debut at tonights NXT TakeOver, possibly in the main event.
Roode is not scheduled to appear at WrestleCon and there has been talk of interest from WWE so well see what happens. ProWrestling.NETs Jason Powell reports that the word going around is that he would make his debut at tonights NXT TakeOver, possibly in the main event.
http://wrestlingnews.co/former-world-champion-spotted-in-dallas/
Cheat Code
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slightconfuse
Banned
They got CFO to rip his old theme off. lol
ShadowSwordmaster
Banned
Love this so much.
Cheat Code
Member
Couple of notes
1) Video confirms he'll be known as Shinsuke Nakamura, at least for tonight. The name shortening rumour is probably bogus.
2) He's gonna do his signature rope taunt on one of the drops and it's gonna be badass.
3) In keeping with CFO$ tradition, they take inspiration from a decently popular track or musician, like a wrestling theme Weird Al. Lindsay Stirling for this one.
1) Video confirms he'll be known as Shinsuke Nakamura, at least for tonight. The name shortening rumour is probably bogus.
2) He's gonna do his signature rope taunt on one of the drops and it's gonna be badass.
3) In keeping with CFO$ tradition, they take inspiration from a decently popular track or musician, like a wrestling theme Weird Al. Lindsay Stirling for this one.
UrbanDandy
Member
I love it.
it's still boggling my mind that modern day WWE is signing an international talent like this for huge money and looks like they're taking him seriously. sure we haven't actually even seen one match, but his buildup has been worthy of applause in a time where when you hear news like this you automatically assume WWE is going to screw things up from the announcement on.
so far, so good...
so far, so good...
Whoa. That's pretty different for a WWE entrance theme. Almost sounds like an intro song to an anime. Love it.
slightconfuse
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Dr Duncan Steel
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She kinda looks like Bayley.
Hey there, WrasstleGAF! So i just signed up for the WWE Network in preparation for Wrestlemania and decided to watch something while I ate dinner. I went searching for classic Wrestlemanias, but it looks like it only has PPVs from the past two years or so available.
I thought it had every PPV for some reason. Am I just not looking in the right place? If it doesn't have older stuff, what would ya'll recommend I watch?
I thought it had every PPV for some reason. Am I just not looking in the right place? If it doesn't have older stuff, what would ya'll recommend I watch?
HarryDemeanor
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I like it.
I like it a lot.
You have to use the drop down menus to find the content. So if you're looking at the WWE Pay-Per-Views page you'll see two drop down menus that say All or Most Recent. You can use that to look for certain pay-per-views or sort by year.
It has every WWE/WCW PPV that there's ever been. What device are you using? I could help you search.
This sounds like some shit Suda51 would've had in Killer is Dead.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Nakamura's theme sounds like the intro to Chrono Cross
Click on "Shows", then click on "WWE" under the "Pay-Per-Views" column, then you can click which year you want (or which PPV you want).
pantsattack
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That's the best theme since Balors.
SallyIsNow
Banned
Poor Bayley
She kinda looks like Bayley.
He just opens YouTube and plays the Chrono Cross intro for the CFO$ guys. "Make this for me please".
Yes, it does sound like it.
Favorite theme in WWE right now. This and Zayn's theme actually.
Gotcha. Apologies for being dense.
I'm using Chrome on my Surface. I got it now though.
Thanks to you both!
Edit:
And thanks to you too, RBH!
Bluekaveli
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https://youtu.be/7aQMZYwcLW8
It's so weird seeing this. It took me back to public speaking and acting 1001.
It's so weird seeing this. It took me back to public speaking and acting 1001.
Dr Duncan Steel
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I've noticed Nak did away with the ultra tight leather pants in his promo shots.
They will be missed.
They will be missed.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Nakamura's new theme is like 10 times better than the Street Fighter 3 music he had before sorry brehs
It's insane to me that they don't hire Hall as a promo coach. They need someone like him right now.
He seems to go back and forth between tight and baggier pants.
Bluekaveli
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Until he goes to the main roster now can you dig that? SUCKAAAAAAA!
FlammableD
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London Riots v Sumerian Death Squad, from the latest PROGRESS show.