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April Wrasslin' |OT| A Max Landis Production

Pikma

Banned
You fuckers are way too mainstream

Here's a true fave five bands list:

Metsatöll
Mastodon
Type O Negative
Amon Amarth
Eläkeläiset
 
Remember when the fans revolted against management's dumbass booking and reclaimed the championship to its rightful owner?

AllWrestlers.jpg


What did you think I meant?
 
Fave Five bands?

. Iron Maiden x5

Or, I guess I could go by most played;

. Ulver
. Pink Floyd
. Agalloch
. Queen
. Lynyrd Skynyrd

You fuckers are way too mainstream

Here's a true fave five bands list:

Metsatöll
Mastodon
Type O Negative
Amon Amarth
Eläkeläiset

Not obscure enough, I do like Metsatoll though :p
 
I was out, far away from the GAF universe when suddenly I felt a disturbance...

You and Nocturnowl must have some kind of red alert in your favourites. Watch this.
Kane should eliminate at least 15 people in the next Rumble so he can solidfy his record for life.
This must've been it, I'm late but much like Kane I'll always be here.
 
It is, it's just called TNA now
Nah even later wCw was better. I actually attempted to watch it. TNA, I'm still waiting to hear they're officially done. Ten years ago my friend and I said they would be gone by the end of the year. They're like the little engine that could, I think I can, I think I can, and they somehow keep making it.
 

Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I can't be the only one who doesn't really get why they even have a drug testing program in WWE while they simultaneously employ Ryback.
 

Man God

Non-Canon Member
You have to be unlucky with your timing or a moron to be caught juicing in modern athletics. The dopers are so far ahead of the tests that its just not funny.

It's going to end one of two ways.

1. We give up and let people do whatever the fuck they want to their chemistry.
2. Nanomachines in your body 24/7 that if they are circumvented in any way automatically fail the athlete.
 
Pretty harrowing stuff that no one has listed The Only Band That Matters in their Fave Five.

Open up the champagne, pop!
It's my house, come on, turn it up

Hear a knock on the door and the night begins
Cause we done this before so you come on in
Make yourself at my home, tell me where you been
Pour yourself something cold, baby, cheers to this

[Pre-chorus:]
Sometimes you gotta stay in
And you know where I live
Yeah, you know what we is
Sometimes you gotta stay in, in

[Chorus:]
Welcome to my house
Baby, take control now
We can't even slow down
We don't have to go out
Welcome to my house
Play that music too loud
Show me what you do now
We don't have to go out
Welcome to my house
Welcome to my house

Morning comes and you know that you wanna stay
Close the blinds, let's pretend that the time has changed
Keep our clothes on the floor, open up champagne
Let's continue tonight, come on, celebrate

[Pre-chorus]

[Chorus]

Welcome to my duck off the crib, the spot, the pad
But my house is your house if you throwin' it back
Excuse me if my home bringing the sad,
Soon as these happy faces land you can run with the cash
Home run, slam dunk, touchdown, pass
Mi casa es tu casa so it ain't no holding back
Another shot of vodka, you know what's in my glass
It's my house, just relax

[Chorus]

Welcome to my house
It's my house
 
Stop fooling around, guys.

[Verse]
You can take a swing at my ego
You can make a run for my crown
Even with an army of people
You ain't gonna take us down
You can aim your evil right at us
You can drop your bombs on the ground
Even if your stare makes me nervous
You ain't gonna take us down

[Chorus]
There'll be no need for crying
If darkness fills the skies
We'll go on forever
Like the phoenix, we
Will rise up from the ashes
This world is ours tonight
We'll go on forever
Like the phoenix, we
Will rise
We will rise

[Verse]

[Chorus]
 
I'd finally gotten that song out of my head, over a week after Wrestlemania was over. Now I'm in for another fortnight of misery.

Don't worry, friend. I got you covered.

It's time to play the game...
Time to play the game! Ha ha

It's all about the game and how you play it.
All about control and if you can take it.
All about your debt and if you can pay it.
It's all about pain and who's gonna make it.

I am the game, you don't wanna play me.
I am control, no way you can change me.
I am heavy debt, no way you can pay me.
I am the pain and I know you can't take me.

Look over your shoulder, ready to run.
Like a good little bitch, from a smoking gun.
I am the game and I make the rules.
So move on out here and die like a fool.
Try to figure out what my moods gonna be.
Come on over sucker, why don't you ask me?
Don't you forget that the price you can pay
Cause I am the game and I want to play....

It's time to play the game........hahaha
Time to play the game!

It's all about the game and how you play it.
It's all about control and if you can take it.
It's all about your debt and if you can pay it.
It's all about pain and who's gonna make it.

I am the game, you don't wanna play me.
I am control, there's no way you can change me.
I am your debt, and you know you can't pay me.
I am your pain and I know you can't take me.

Play the game
Your gonna be the same
Your gonna change your name
Your gonna die in flames

Ha ha

Time to play the game!
It's time to play the game...
It's time to play the game...
It's time to play the game...
Time to play the game! Ha ha

Alternately, from upthread:

MEXICAN MALES
MEXCIAN MALES
MEXICAN MALES
MEXICAN MALES
MEXICAN MALES
MEXICAN MALES
MEXICAN MALES
MEXICAN MALES

When ya see them comin'
Better run for cover
Girls you don't need a weekend lover
Mexican Males
 

Zach

Member
I was all like "this avengers23 guy is getting on my nerves. Doesn't he realize I just skip his lengthy lyrics posts. That crap's not going to faze me." And then I started whistling the American Males theme.
 
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