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Just watched Botchamania and Micheal Cole reading the script for the Shane Mcmahon spot at Mania.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. FUCK THIS BUSINESS.

I like how on the russian satellite feed Raw he still has to argue with his producers on how to spew out the required paragraphs of bullshit. He's been there for 20 fucking years and still has to prostrate himself?
 
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Learned my lesson, WrassleGAF

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Never again shall I look directly into an eclipse.

Been told by my publisher to practice being more concise, so I will keep it brief.
WrestleMania blew. Takeover Dallas ruled. RAW has been ok. Naito winning the title is great. LU is killing it.

Also got engaged. But not at a wrestling event. That would be weird.
 
Botchamania 305 at the 4:35 mark

wait a minute, tables matches are not won when somebody goes through a table, only when someone is put through a table by the opponent? the how the fuck did Shaemus win his first WWE championship, when Cena basically jumped on the table?

FIRE SOMEBODY!
 
"Oh my! . . . Oh my! . . . Oh my! . . ." - Michael Cole, circa 1998-present

Dude's seriously the worst, and always has been.
 
Learned my lesson, WrassleGAF

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Never again shall I look directly into an eclipse.

Been told by my publisher to practice being more concise, so I will keep it brief.
WrestleMania blew. Takeover Dallas ruled. RAW has been ok. Naito winning the title is great. LU is killing it.

[B]Also got engaged[/B]. But not at a wrestling event. That would be weird.[/QUOTE]

Welcome back Ithil
...and congrats Ithil!

This calls for a celebration
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wait a minute, tables matches are not won when somebody goes through a table, only when someone is put through a table by the opponent? the how the fuck did Shaemus win his first WWE championship, when Cena basically jumped on the table?

FIRE SOMEBODY!
Sheamus kinda pushed him so it counts
 
They need to double down on Cesaro's new Bond deal. If he's gonna have the gun barrel, he needs a Bond-esque theme song, not that siren rubbish.
Take inspiration from one of the more up tempo themes (suggestion: You Know My Name) rather than the slow ballads, and you're good to go.

Congrats friend!
Cheers mate.
 
Learned my lesson, WrassleGAF

NI420jz.jpg


Never again shall I look directly into an eclipse.

Been told by my publisher to practice being more concise, so I will keep it brief.
WrestleMania blew. Takeover Dallas ruled. RAW has been ok. Naito winning the title is great. LU is killing it.

Also got engaged. But not at a wrestling event. That would be weird.

Congrats!
 
Can someone make a gif of Roman's limit break at WM32? He was sitting in the corner, looking tired, then he looked at his fist, shook his head "no", and cocked his fist. It was an amazingly high level of corny that I had not seen before.
 
there was no push whatsoever. Cena jumped back on the table while Sheamus fell down on the outside.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjLyaog5Wm0
That's because the spot looks like shit, but they still consider Cena jumped because of Sheamus's "attack"
As long as there's been some sort of contact, no matter how light it was, it counts

I mean, Big Show lost a Tables Match because Del Rio kicked his leg, and said leg broke a table that was standing under him.
 
I figured out the Balor, Gallows/Anderson, Styles and Reigns story line.

Gallows and Anderson help reigns win at Payback
On RAW Reigns says a new era is coming. A new apocalypse on the WWE
Introduces Balor as the fourth member of the new stable dubbed

THEE GUYS

Right!? RIGHT!?
 
I figured out the Balor, Gallows/Anderson, Styles and Reigns story line.

Gallows and Anderson help reigns win at Payback
On RAW Reigns says a new era is coming. A new apocalypse on the WWE
Introduces Balor as the fourth member of the new stable dubbed

THEE GUYS

Right!? RIGHT!?

I expect more that G and A make you think that they are with Styles , end up beating down Reigns and then beat on AJ also.
With Finn turning out to be the real leader.
My problem with this is that it keeps Reigns as a "good" guy.
I would prefer that they help AJ at Payback and you think that they are together. (No title, DQ or something) and then on Raw they drop AJ and Finn comes out.
The problem is, this Monday crowd will be chanting Finn all night.
They did the title change too soon (unless he is in fact out tomorrow).
 
Hey guys, sorry about all the questions over the last few days but I'm new to the wrestling scene so I have a bunch of questions.

I remember loving edge as a kid and I was just wondering if he's considered to be a good wrestler, not counting his terrible finisher.
 
Hey guys, sorry about all the questions over the last few days but I'm new to the wrestling scene so I have a bunch of questions.

I remember loving edge as a kid and I was just wondering if he's considered to be a good wrestler, not counting his terrible finisher.
Yes, he is. But I've not really seen it myself.
 
Hey guys, sorry about all the questions over the last few days but I'm new to the wrestling scene so I have a bunch of questions.

I remember loving edge as a kid and I was just wondering if he's considered to be a good wrestler, not counting his terrible finisher.
Edge is a great wrestler. Early in his career he had to prove that and it paid off very well.

It's the end of an era for Vince or Stone Cold. I'm going with my boy Taker on this.
 
Hey guys, sorry about all the questions over the last few days but I'm new to the wrestling scene so I have a bunch of questions.

I remember loving edge as a kid and I was just wondering if he's considered to be a good wrestler, not counting his terrible finisher.

He should have kept the Impaler instead of moving to the spear as a closer.
But yeah Edge was good stuff
I was a bigger fan of Captain Concussion but sadly there always has to be a Janetty.
 
Hey guys, sorry about all the questions over the last few days but I'm new to the wrestling scene so I have a bunch of questions.

I remember loving edge as a kid and I was just wondering if he's considered to be a good wrestler, not counting his terrible finisher.
He is great wrestler and had a lot of great matches over his time.
 
I remember loving edge as a kid and I was just wondering if he's considered to be a good wrestler, not counting his terrible finisher.

It depends on how you think wrestlers can be good. He had great in-ring charisma, great at selling with his face not just his body. He could bring a lot of energy to a match not just with high spots. He had a great look and top-tier theme music. Fantastic on the mic. "Failure turtles" is still one of my favorite promo moments.

Did he have technical chops on the level of Kurt Angle or Bret Hart or D. Brine? No, but he was great anyway.
 
Hey guys, sorry about all the questions over the last few days but I'm new to the wrestling scene so I have a bunch of questions.

I remember loving edge as a kid and I was just wondering if he's considered to be a good wrestler, not counting his terrible finisher.
Edge was one of the better wrestling personas of the past 15 years.

Welcome friend
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I saw Edge's last match live at WM27.

At least live, I enjoyed the match a lot. Crowd was really into it. I remember being baffled as to why Del Rio lost, but once Edge announced his retirement, it made more sense.
 
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