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[EviLore]

At what point is it just a sex doll…?

 

[ManaByte]

At what point is it just a sex doll…?

Oh you know they make those.

 

[FoxMcChief]

Oh you know they make those.

Yup. Someone posted them here once. There were like a few different popular game characters.

 

[Synless]

Not enough polygons, 4/10.

 

[ManaByte]

Yup. Someone posted them here once. There were like a few different popular game characters.

There are multiple versions of Tifa alone.

 

[Touch fuzZy. get BizZay]

wow

 

[Danjin44]

 

[FoxMcChief]

Once you go human, it's kind of hard to go back.

 

[Loomy]

This is weird and unnecessary lol.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

Why are you sweating Danjin?

 

[lughnasadh123]

This will pair nicely with my 12 inches of venom.

 

[Icymanipulator]

Oh too bad it's not full scale polololol

Once we get robotics down and synthetic skin that feels real, shits going to get wild.

Population growth: Zero

 

[GermanZepp]

 

[Kazdane]

We all know this sums it up perfectly.

And damn, that's a great looking figurine and probably quite expensive, you can either pick that up or a new GPU

 

[ManaByte]

Oh too bad it's not full scale polololol

You can get that.

 

[Danjin44]

Why are you sweating Danjin?

 

[semiconscious]

nightmare fuel. &, no, not the stupid figure. i mean the gloved hands. & that voice...

 

[TheShocker]

That guy 100% tried to fuck that doll.

 

[Magic Carpet]

Can it do household chores? Laundry, Cooking, Dishes?
The only robot in our house is a Roomba and it does not have a silicone shell.

 

[Northeastmonk]

makes me wonder who bought that FF6 statue for $15,000.00 USD.

That guy is probably undressing his Tifa as we speak

 

[Rentahamster]

At what point is it just a sex doll…?

Anything is a sex doll if you're brave enough

 

[Danjin44]

Anything is a sex doll if you're brave enough

 

[hinch7]

Doesn't even look like Tifa lol. Something's really off with that face.

 

[Guilty_AI]

oh you silly, i don't need to be a hardcore FF fan for a 1/2 scale silicone Tifa action figure

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[ReBurn]

oh god no

 

[feynoob]

At what point is it just a sex doll…?

Depends on how far deep they are.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

I'm watching you Danjin.

 

[Smether]

And here I thought my leverless fight stick was a bit too much...

 

[Danjin44]

I'm watching you Danjin.

 

[ReBurn]

Oh you know they make those.

The Google machine says it was more or less a preorder option ...

 

[poodaddy]

Every day we stray further from the Lord's light.

 

[Danjin44]

Every day we stray further from the Lord's light.

 

[IAmRei]

Nah, i'm sticking with real woman

 

[feynoob]

Every day we stray further from the Lord's light.

What light? We were always degenerates. Its just that we have tools now that shows how much degenerate we are.

 

[VolticArchangel]

At least half of you degenerates who post here will be getting this and we all know what you'll be "using" it for. Absolutely disgusting.

Spoiler

How much is it again? I'm doing advanced medical research on silicone based products.

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

You don't wanna know what I'd do with it...

 

[Chuck Berry]

Oh you know they make those.

You're making the wait excruciatingly long dude

Just go to PornHub for the Tifa vids you require

 

[digital_ghost]

I'm watching you Danjin.

 

[Krathoon]

It would be funny if someone asked to be buried with it.

 

[EviLore]

At least half of you degenerates who post here will be getting this and we all know what you'll be "using" it for. Absolutely disgusting.

Spoiler

How much is it again? I'm doing advanced medical research on silicone based products.

Looks like it's going for $2600 new. Probably not something to ever buy used unless there's a different kind of fetish involved

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[EruditeHobo]

Doesn't even look like Tifa lol. Something's really off with that face.

... she has a face?

 

[Bernardougf]

Dosent have enough ray tracinf for my tastes

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[killatopak]

Italians would love this.

 

[hemo memo]

This is weird.

 

[Bring Back Scalebound]

I think she is mind-numbingly overrated and has no personality beyond being Cloud's "will they won't they" waifu, so not really no...

Even though I know that personality is something that 100% of people on this thread don't care about.
Just like nobody wants her in Tekken 8 because they actually like her. Its just for photo mode reasons.

I like a nice pair of titties on a character that excites me, not on a character that puts me sleep.


Anyway, I would get one of Yuffie. Because she actually makes me laugh and shit, and is a interesting character.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

I think she is mind-numbingly overrated and has no personality beyond being Cloud's "will they won't they" waifu, so not really no...

Even though I know that personality is something that 100% of people on this thread don't care about.
Just like nobody wants her in Tekken 8 because they actually like her. Its just for photo mode reasons.

I like a nice pair of titties on a character that excites me, not on a character that puts me sleep.


Anyway, I would get one of Yuffie. Because she actually makes me laugh and shit, and is a interesting character.

Yuffie Coming To Steal Your Heart

 

[Robot Carnival]

at that point, why not just go for the full 1/1 scale then?

 

[belteshazzar]

EviLore 1/2 scale? Pfft, amateurs. The REAL FF fans will be getting the upcoming 1/1 scale Tifa.