Are you a hardcore enough FF fan for a 1/2 scale silicone Tifa action figure?

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I'm an Aerith fan but won't say no to Tifa. I'll wait till be have robots and and an Aerith skin. Then I don't have to worry about clean up and she can make me mac and cheese
 
I think she is mind-numbingly overrated and has no personality beyond being Cloud's "will they won't they" waifu, so not really no...

Even though I know that personality is something that 100% of people on this thread don't care about.
Just like nobody wants her in Tekken 8 because they actually like her. Its just for photo mode reasons.

I like a nice pair of titties on a character that excites me, not on a character that puts me sleep.


Anyway, I would get one of Yuffie. Because she actually makes me laugh and shit, and is a interesting character.
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I think she is mind-numbingly overrated and has no personality beyond being Cloud's "will they won't they" waifu, so not really no...

Even though I know that personality is something that 100% of people on this thread don't care about.
Just like nobody wants her in Tekken 8 because they actually like her. Its just for photo mode reasons.

I like a nice pair of titties on a character that excites me, not on a character that puts me sleep.


Anyway, I would get one of Yuffie. Because she actually makes me laugh and shit, and is an interesting character.
I hate Tifa because she's engineered to appeal to lonely nerds who are terrified of real women. Body of a pornstar, personality + mannerisms of some sweet girl next door who has never known the touch of a man before. And she's willing to make moves on Cloud while he just acts like some depressed antisocial sad sack.

All that said, she's still better than Yuffie, who is a child BTW
 
I hate Tifa because she's engineered to appeal to lonely nerds who are terrified of real women. Body of a pornstar, personality + mannerisms of some sweet girl next door who has never known the touch of a man before. And she's willing to make moves on Cloud while he just acts like some depressed antisocial sad sack.

All that said, she's still better than Yuffie, who is a child BTW

Your right, she should be as she is now but with a touch of crazy. She should have way worse daddy issues and instability given the history they crafted for her. I have no doubts her cling to Cloud would be easily similar to women who hang with men who either don't care for them or act like Cloud.

This is not some crazy unseen behavior of women hot or ugly.
 
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