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[UrbanDandy]

would you STOP

So DM and SunMac are the Heenan/Gorilla of WrassleGaf?

 

[bjork]

So DM and SunMac are the Heenan/Gorilla of WrassleGaf?

Boots is the Gorilla, it wouldn't be right any other way

 

[Bluekaveli]

http://placetobenation.com/the-best-of-between-the-sheets-vol-1/

Timestamp is:



Fox you should definitely listen to this as well.

Gracias, I'll take a listen to this later. See how many times I can shake my head at the non sense.

 

[klonere]

Oh my god

They are going to give Roman the Open Challenge gimmick.

 

[Aiii]

I can put things in a straight line and I can eat without getting food on myself.

I really have no skills.

You are already fitting in perfectly, welcome. Have some free money, a free drivers license and a free education. Also, since you need to live properly, have a cheap furnished house, a free washer, a free TV and a free computer, which you will need for your studies.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Oh my god

They are going to give Roman the Open Challenge gimmick.

Don't. Rusev will win, he has to.

 

[serenewarfare]

https://www.gq.com/story/four-horsewomen-wwe

Good stuff.

 

[Zach]

Aiii lives in a magical land of make-believe.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

You are already fitting in perfectly, welcome. Have some free money, a free drivers license and a free education. Also, since you need to live properly, have a cheap furnished house, a free washer, a free TV and a free computer, which you will need for your studies.

Country of low standards

 

[Zach]

https://www.gq.com/story/four-horsewomen-wwe

Good stuff.

Gonna read. Thanks.

 

[Aiii]

Country of low standards

My bum of a brother hasn't worked in four years and still manages to buy a 1200 dollar UHD TV somehow. So yeah, there's that.

 

[Bluekaveli]

https://www.gq.com/story/four-horsewomen-wwe

Good stuff.

Didn't even put jobber lynch in the picture, bwahaha!

 

[klonere]

Can I get odds on an Orton Punt Kick to Lesnar and/or the pop for attempting to do so?

https://www.gq.com/story/four-horsewomen-wwe

Good stuff.

Pretty good article indeed, thanks for the share.

 

[slightconfuse]

4 horsewomen is such a last name

 

[Zach]

4 horsewomen is such a last name

My name is Zach 4 horsewomen.

 

[UrbanDandy]

8 Worst Pro-Wrestling Gimmick Matches:

8

Spoiler

XPW Deathmatches
7 Scaffold Match
6 Dungeon Match
5 Blindfold Match
4 Kennel From Hell
3 Judy Bagwell on a Pole
2 Triple Decker Cage
1 Shark Cage

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

8 Worst Pro-Wrestling Gimmick Matches:

8

Spoiler

XPW Deathmatches
7 Scaffold Match
6 Dungeon Match
5 Blindfold Match
4 Kennel From Hell
3 Judy Bagwell on a Pole
2 Triple Decker Cage
1 Shark Cage

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2lrero?GK_FACEBOOK_OG_HTML5=1

Eat crow on #5.

 

[Bluekaveli]

8 Worst Pro-Wrestling Gimmick Matches:

8

Spoiler

XPW Deathmatches
7 Scaffold Match
6 Dungeon Match
5 Blindfold Match
4 Kennel From Hell
3 Judy Bagwell on a Pole
2 Triple Decker Cage
1 Shark Cage

What! The Dungeon match was the best worked shoot ever.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

https://www.gq.com/story/four-horsewomen-wwe

Good stuff.

Great read, thanks for linking it here.

Even Charlotte herself knows her being a face doesn't really work. Which is fine, she's great in the heel role to me personally.

 

[Mahonay]

What! The Dungeon match was the best worked shoot ever.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Where's my weight plate?

 

[Apoc87]

Im glad austin gave a shit enough to appear at wrestlemania in his ring gear like vince requested

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Could peak Stu Hart stretch out Conor McGregor?

 

[Fox318]

We need more dungeon matches

 

[serenewarfare]

I think one thing that article does so well is make you want to root for all four women. Sasha because of her family stuff, Becky because of how she gave up and feels she somehow doesn't even deserve it, Charlotte because of her brother, and Bayley because.... well she's Bayley.

Also that art is just awesome:

 

[Data West]

23 bucks for Triplemania this year. And there's some good matches on there this year instead of last year

but that doesn't really matter if it's ran like last year was

 

[Jimmy King]

None of that matters if they're not entertaining on TV.

 

[serenewarfare]

None of that matters if they're not entertaining on TV.

Well then it's a good thing they all are (in my opinion at least, but I know Becky has her detractors).

 

[Mahonay]

Becky killed Steve Irwin.

 

[Sephzilla]

23 bucks for Triplemania this year. And there's some good matches on there this year instead of last year

but that doesn't really matter if it's ran like last year was

Johnny Mundo looks like a fucking Street Fighter character

 

[imBask]

are we confusing real life and wrestling characters in this thread again?

i'm sure the 4 girls are nice people, but it doesn't mean I should give a shit if they're boring on TV. I'm not going to force myself to enjoy a garbage TV show just because it has a nice actor in it, and on top of that if the actor is doing a poor job at acting

i'd have a beer with Becky, but she's still garbage on TV

 

[Sephzilla]

on that note (of poor acting). What's the deal with Total Divas? How is it, if we are to assume it's a work, that they are better actors on that show than on Monday or Tuesday nights?

I'd assume a different creative team?

 

[Professor Beef]

Johnny Mundo looks like a fucking Street Fighter character

JOHNNY
*airplane sound*
YOU ESS AYY

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Well then it's a good thing they all are (in my opinion at least, but I know Becky has her detractors).

How is she entertaining aside from her steampunk fart fanning entrance?

 

[Mahonay]

are we confusing real life and wrestling characters in this thread again?

i'm sure the 4 girls are nice people, but it doesn't mean I should give a shit if they're boring on TV. I'm not going to force myself to enjoy a garbage TV show just because it has a nice actor in it, and on top of that if the actor is doing a poor job at acting

Splitting up the women's roster certainly didn't help matters either.

The stuff on Smackdown was actually getting interesting, but now that Eva is suspended not sure where they are going to go next.

RAW is suffering with Sasha vs Charlotte being the only thing happening at all there. The Nia Jax squash matches are there too I guess.

 

[Mahonay]

How is she entertaining aside from her steampunk fart fanning entrance?

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

I would be surprised something like that would affect simple things like the inflection in their voices and so on. As soon as there's a stage, there seems to be some trigger that goes off where they feel they have to hit shakespeare notes resulting in everything sounding contrived.

Someone brought that up just a page or two ago about rollins and that espn interview. He was cutting a promo but sounded natural.

Total Divas seems more scripted events than proper scripts word for word as someone who watches the show. So while they get told of what happens during a scene, they likely have free-form to handle the scene however they want, meaning that you still get some natural dialogue over it.

 

[Jimmy King]

I'm 70% sure Sasha sucks. Will be able to confirm or not on Sunday.

 

[slightconfuse]

I miss Kayfabe

 

[serenewarfare]

How is she entertaining aside from her steampunk fart fanning entrance?

I think she's a good babyface, has nice fire in her promos, and is good in the ring. Let's not forget that Charlotte wasn't really over as a heel until her feud with Becky. That's when the crowd really started reacting to her.

 

[Sephzilla]

I would be surprised something like that would affect simple things like the inflection in their voices and so on. As soon as there's a stage, there seems to be some trigger that goes off where they feel they have to hit shakespeare notes resulting in everything sounding contrived.

Someone brought that up just a page or two ago about rollins and that espn interview. He was cutting a promo but sounded natural.

I've always been under the impression that modern day WWE promos and what not are super micro managed by Vince and creative unless you're one of the higher up stars. Meanwhile Total Divas is probably more free-flowing "this is what's going to happen" type stuff.

 

[Jimmy King]

Becky is over to insane degree for someone that does two things: loses big matches and wears steampunk. It's legit impressive. Things are looking up for her.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

I think she's a good babyface, has nice fire in her promos, and is good in the ring. Let's not forget that Charlotte wasn't really over as a heel until her feud with Becky. That's when the crowd really started reacting to her.

They were reacting to Charlotte's annoying promos, not her heel work against Becky.

 

[Mahonay]

Current best WWE mic workers

Heyman
Jericho
Enzo
Owens
Ambrose
Ziggler
Styles

It's weird to feel that Ziggler legitimately belongs in that list at the moment. Only a few months ago he wouldn't have even come to mind.

 

[slightconfuse]

Becky is over to insane degree for someone that does two things: loses big matches and wears steampunk. It's legit impressive. Things are looking up for her.

So she is sting then

 

[Bluekaveli]

are we confusing real life and wrestling characters in this thread again?

i'm sure the 4 girls are nice people, but it doesn't mean I should give a shit if they're boring on TV. I'm not going to force myself to enjoy a garbage TV show just because it has a nice actor in it, and on top of that if the actor is doing a poor job at acting

i'd have a beer with Becky, but she's still garbage on TV

Did Aiii tell you to post this? Lol.

 

[Sephzilla]

Current best WWE mic workers

Heyman
Jericho
Enzo
Owens
Ambrose
Ziggler
Styles

It's weird to feel that Ziggler legitimately belongs in that list at the moment. Only a few months ago he wouldn't have even come to mind.

I'd replace Ziggler with Cena, personally.

 

[Zach]

And if the booking is poor on top of it all.

For example, this Bayley/Asuka part 2 makes zero sense. I'm supposed to believe Bayley has a chance? I have never bought into Bayley period. The belly to belly as a finisher is one of the oddest things i have seen in-ring in sometime.

Meet me, SomewhatDeadtome.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Becky is over to insane degree for someone that does two things: loses big matches and wears steampunk. It's legit impressive. Things are looking up for her.

She has the underdog appeal going for her.

 

[Jimmy King]

Current best WWE mic workers

Heyman
Jericho
Enzo
Owens
Ambrose
Ziggler
Styles

It's weird to feel that Ziggler legitimately belongs in that list at the moment. Only a few months ago he wouldn't have even come to mind.

No mention of the holy trinity?

Slater, Miz and Ru-Ru.