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[one_kill]

Let's go Serena

 

[MIMIC]

Because they figured Serena would have won by now.

 

[John Dunbar]

federer against nadal is like a mountain compared to the mental midget sharapova becomes against serena.

 

[oti]

Maria desperately needs some cheat codes to beat this boss.

 

[Wafflecakes]

lololol

Serena on her deathbed > Maria

 

[Dommo]

If rain was forecast, why on earth was the roof left open?

It's an outdoor tournament so they play outdoors to the best of their abilities. If it had been raining all day they'd probably have kept it closed. But there was just a chance of showers. Nothing certain, so they keep it open for as long as it doesn't rain.

 

[scarlet]

Serena looks like she's gonna faint anytime soon

 

[LuuKyK]

Serena's "illness" lol

Maria flop ass game. I can't. This match will never stop being NID I guess.

 

[Dr.Acula]

And did you guys talk about this from Paes? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FGhr_FFPGQ

It's the new tweener now that the tweener is uncool

So I look up Paes, and see his only singles win came in a Rhode Island tourney. I look up that tournament to see who past champions have been and... LLeyton Hewitt is the reigning champion?

So I look up how Hewitt's been doing.

He beat Federer in a finals just over a year ago?!

I'm also 40% sure I've made this post about Hewitt in tennis GAF before. Just blows my mind he's still playing and doing so half-decently.

 

[oti]

This isn't fun. At all.

 

[Kotetsu534]

This is so stupid. The mental dominance Serena has is absurd.

 

[MIMIC]

Maria desperately needs some cheat codes to beat this boss.

She bought a Prima Strategy Guide. Thing is that it's 20,000 pages long.

 

[Kotetsu534]

I'm also 40% sure I've made this post about Hewitt in tennis GAF before. Just blows my mind he's still playing and doing so half-decently.

He's usually capable of giving a decent seed a good scare in the early rounds of a Slam before running out of gas. Legend. Was my favourite player back in 2002.

 

[Omzz]

at least that rally was interesting

 

[perfectchaos007]

Amazing point

 

[one_kill]

Destroyed

 

[TrumanBurbank]

Serena is a fucking BEAST

God damn

 

[Tookay]

This is like watching a funeral.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Sharapova broken 3 times in that set. Yikes

 

[Wafflecakes]

goddess

 

[Rainy]

Didn't Sharapova get broken at love twice during that set? Jesus.

 

[one_kill]

3 aces in a row

 

[Kitschkraft]

Dat second serve curve.

 

[Igo]

Even the umpire sounded impressed with that 2nd serve.

 

[brianjones]

goddamn

 

[Wafflecakes]

servbot is here

 

[perfectchaos007]

Throw the white flag Sharapova

 

[Omzz]

she gonna go for the bagel here

 

[theignoramus]

Oof. That serve.

 

[Speevy]

We've secretly switched Serena Williams' water with a mixture containing a powerful horse tranquilizer. Let's see if Maria Sharapova can win a game.

 

[oti]

Sharapova just as powerless as Russia's econ... wait, let's just not.

These matches will haunt her forever.

 

[PedroPanache]

We've secretly switched Serena Williams' water with a mixture containing a powerful horse tranquilizer. Let's see if Maria Sharapova can win a game.

Could be the crucial difference between a bread stick and a bagel.

 

[MIMIC]

Serena rocking back and forth...like a damn tiger watching its prey xD

EDIT: Maria servebotting? @_@

 

[scarlet]

Maria can serve guys

 

[TrumanBurbank]

Maria coming back!

 

[perfectchaos007]

Clutch hold to stay alive

 

[Omzz]

well...didnt expect that servebotting

 

[perfectchaos007]

Servebots for everyone

 

[Wafflecakes]

Well that was fast

 

[LuuKyK]

Maria just cant win points when Serena serves. This is terrible to watch.

 

[scarlet]

Servebots for everyone

Double faults incoming

 

[MIMIC]

Serena: "Do it again, Maria"

 

[Dispatch]

I'll say it again, because it infuriates me so much. I want to scream every time Cheatapova turns her back on the server.

Someone, please, just plunk her in the back once, or, even better, hit an underhand serve for an ace.

 

[one_kill]

That was in lol

 

[Cooter]

Serena is one of the best competitors I've ever seen. Her will is extraordinary. How can you not be a fan?

 

[perfectchaos007]

It was this far out guys!

 

[scarlet]

Wtf she challenge that?

 

[brianjones]

wow shook

 

[MIMIC]

It was this far out guys!

I was just thinking that xD

 

[John Dunbar]

deserves to lose just because of that.