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"Awesome" Fan Art |OT2| James can see everything

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Valjean Lafitte

Banned
novenD said:
And it only gets worse from here.



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I have the weirdest boner.

Thanks, Palcomix!

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V

Valjean Lafitte

Banned
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From the artists' dA page:

"The Eagle broke through the clouds, leaving a distinctive pair of wisping vapor trails, twin-engines ripping through the air. At that elevation, light was much harsher and left crisp shadows on Lt. Shrek's hands as he quickly pulled his hand off the throttle to switch radar modes to "Track While Scan". A solid green bar on his search radar was all he needed to see before giving a short tug on his stick and drifting his F-15 into a 90 degree roll. The immense G-forces of the turn tugged on his sensitive ogre ears, but years of practice had paid off and Shrek was able to put the bandit on his nose. He twiddled his right thumb over some inputs on his stick and selected the green blip on his radar, sending radar energy towards it and allowing his AIM-120 AMRAAM missile to collect information on the target. The blip was beginning to descend rapidly on the radar, indicating that it was getting closer and closer. Shrek quickly scanned the area in front of him, his oxygen hose shifting like a limp rattlesnake with every turn of his head. A small green square had appeared on his head's up display, indicating the location of the bandit. Shrek realized the AMRAAM was a poor missile for the way this fight was heading, as it was more appropriate for long range fighting and rather poor in a dogfight, which seemed inevitable. Shrek quickly shifted mastermodes to dogfighting, and selected one of his two AIM-9 "Sidewinder" missiles. Immediately a deep growling tone was heard. The AIM-9 always emitted a rather odd noise tone, that would become excited when it had a positive lock. Shrek's ears twitched as yet another sound, this one less welcome, was heard: a rapid rasping noise like a really pissed off robot indicated he was passively locked on by a Russian-made radar homing missile. The reflective surface of Shrek's visor glinted in the high altitude sun as he quickly glanced at his Radar Warning Receiver. The RWR was showing an enemy MiG-29. Shit! There was no time for Shrek to ponder why a lone MiG had ventured that far out, but he had to act fast if he was going to survive. At that range, any "beyond visual range" missiles could be ruled out which meant... the radar tone was a ruse! Shrek's breathing went from steady to gasping as he desperately began to scan for smoke trails from a "within visual range" IR-tracking missile. IR-tracking missiles don't give a radar warning when fired, so obviously the enemy pilot had only engaged a radar lock to give Shrek a misguided peace of mind about his defensive state. As sure as Farquaad is short, a smoke trail eminated from the enemy MiG. Shrek knew by the model of MiG that it was an AA-11 "Archer" missile, highly capable of evading deceptive flares and hitting the target. There was only one way to defeat this kind of missile: wrenching your guts out in a high-G break turn. Shrek rolled his bird over and tugged until the angle of attack was as high as it could be, with thick clouds of vapor forming around the fuselage as the air slammed against the bottom of the plane at an extreme angle. Shrek realized he had made a mistake as his plane was losing control and energy, and the missile was getting closer. "Come on baby, I'm not out of layers yet!" Shrek cursed as he kicked on the afterburners trying to gain some forward momentum. That was also a mistake, as the missile now had a better heat source to track to and Shrek noticed that the missile was now staying in the same place relative to his canopy -- it was on a collision course!"
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Pop-O-Matic

Banned
Meanwhile, in the mirror universe...

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Also, as an unrelated aside, it appears that the My Little Porny artists have just collectively discovered where the breasts/udders/whatever are on actual horses. The results have been disgusting, to say the least.
 
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Slamtastic

Member
Pop-O-Matic said:
Also, as an unrelated aside, it appears that the My Little Porny artists have just collectively discovered where the breasts/udders/whatever are on actual horses. The results have been disgusting, to say the least.
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Crotchboobs are a divisive topic within the community. Many a pic has had alternate versions to appease both sides, and several artists have become defined by their inclusion.
 
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wonzo

Banned
Pop-O-Matic said:
Also, as an unrelated aside, it appears that the My Little Porny artists have just collectively discovered where the breasts/udders/whatever are on actual horses. The results have been disgusting, to say the least.
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Slamtastic said:
Crotchboobs are a divisive topic within the community. Many a pic has had alternate versions to appease both sides, and several artists have become defined by their inclusion.
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Jesus christ.
 
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The Technomancer

card-carrying scientician
LuffyZoro said:
I... I don't understand.
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People obsessed with the iconography of their childhood to the point where they enjoy conceiving of romantic or sexual relations between disparate properties because of the "omg two random things that do not go together are together" thrill?
 
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Nobodyspatzy

Member
Link Man said:
James sees everything

Oh god there's a community.
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First of, that is Thomas! Second, I might have known about that before! ;)


"Carrots, handbags, cheese! I've seen things... they are often in disguise!"

Pop-O-Matic said:
Pony/Train is simply "lolwtf," but Crotchboobs, especially when combined with Weight Gain and Lactation, is straight up gross.
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Merely accurate. I hate when non anthro ponies have chest-tickles, but whatever. (Note, I am a burro, not a pony, in case anyone asks.)
 
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