PJV3
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Red is Blood? shove pizza up your arse.
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Red is Blood? shove pizza up your arse.
I always wanted you to post in here
this is the reason why
I'm here now my swan
I'm here
FootyGAF takes up all my posting, afer-dark really is a sight to behold. Thought I'd branch out.
Not in colour, its not like a fucking B&Q colour chart up my arse. But the pattern it left on the side was rather patriotic.
Fuck the EU, so sayeth my bowels
PJV3
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So in a roundabout way you are saying we're shit, I am going to curl out a turd in the shape of Churchill as a protest.
The majority of my turds are the shape of that fucking load
Some girl at a party last week left what looked like a 1:2 scale model of a meatloaf in the toilet and tried blaming it on me. Only been in the house two minutes, I was appalled.
Hot Coldman
Banned
We're like a whole shit that feels kinda satisfying when you free it from its cage. Everything else is the godawful mess that has been falling out of me lately.
I think God is punishing me for shunning him whilst it's Easter.
I think God is punishing me for shunning him whilst it's Easter.
My nan and grandad just came back from Spain for 6 months, and they've been asking me if I want to go to mass tomorrow morning while unpacking a suitcase full of goodies that include a pair of boxers with the 50 Euro note printed on them, a rather racist dancing ornament of some Al Jolson lookalike that moves to something that sounds vaguely like Mambo Number Five, and a One Foot In The Grave toothbrush.
Easter can get fucked
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
I only just got round to starting it :x
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
So you're an ambassador from footyGAF ey?
Say Hi to quiche for me, even though he's a twat who loves fifa more than bf3
Hot Coldman
Banned
My parents don't even ask me about mass any more. Thank fuck.
They got me an egg though. I said I didn't mind, but I wouldn't complain if it was there, which seemed like a good way to not seem childish whilst still getting the chocolate I crave
PJV3
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I don't think they'd necessarily be happy that I'm their ambassador
At least there wasn't any fluff in the old bellybutton.
The trick is to say "oh you shouldn't have, I can just pop down the BP and pick up a Wispa later" and they'll be all like "well we just wanted to treat you luv, remember Easter '72 when Mr Pickles from across the road started fucking that rabbit we put in the basket"
And all of a sudden it'll be a magic holiday once more.
samwizered
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Where do you live: California
Where are you from: Portsmouth
Occupation: Uni student
Favourite Sport: Football
Political party of choice: None
Favourite thing on the box: currently Archer
Favourite crisp flavour: Salt & Vinegar
Favourite biscuit: I dunno...Hob Nobs probably.
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: Totodile
Beano or Dandy: Neither
OK, carry on.
Where are you from: Portsmouth
Occupation: Uni student
Favourite Sport: Football
Political party of choice: None
Favourite thing on the box: currently Archer
Favourite crisp flavour: Salt & Vinegar
Favourite biscuit: I dunno...Hob Nobs probably.
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: Totodile
Beano or Dandy: Neither
OK, carry on.
PJV3
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The trick is to say "oh you shouldn't have, I can just pop down the BP and pick up a Wispa later" and they'll be all like "well we just wanted to treat you luv, remember Easter '72 when Mr Pickles from across the road started fucking that rabbit we put in the basket"
And all of a sudden it'll be a magic holiday once more.
Jesus.H.Christ, it's a nightmare version of Babestation.
Hot Coldman
Banned
More Portsmouth folk? OK, this is getting creepy now
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
PJV3
Member
They're all probably related, it's a funny fucking island.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
sorry
i'll leave after i fill out this form
if some of you promise to come to footygaf
its the best
we always talk about vaginas and robots and semen
and football
Where do you live: Carshalton
Where are you from: Carshalton
Occupation: Uni student/Nandos griller
Favourite Sport: Football
Political party of choice: loooooooooooooooooooool
Favourite thing on the box: Parks & Rec
Favourite crisp flavour: Cheese & Onion
Favourite biscuit: Bourbon
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: Aggron
Beano or Dandy: Beano all day erry day
NinjaBoiX
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PJV3
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You're just down the road, how's the duck ponds?
Empty as ever. I think there's only about 4 in there now. Ever since the Sainsburys local moved in right next to the Somerfields, the high street's fucking dying. The ducks have died with it.
Although I did get a nice kebab there the other week. HOPE
peanutbutterlatte
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Waters Of Mars - one of the few times RTD demonstrates why he was once held in good esteem as a writer. This and 'Midnight' are his best. An episode that gives us a bit of insight into the burden of being a Time Lord, and explains some of the rules of being a time traveler.
A Christmas Carol - a rare example of a Doctor Who episode actually using time travel as a key plot device. Given the show is about a time-travelling madman, you'd think it wouldn't be a rare thing. But it is. And what Moffat does here is brilliant.
So, I wasn't picking "favourite episodes". I was picking episodes that best demonstrate the strengths of Doctor Who. Important episodes, if you like.
Also, hearing a throng of people screaming mass praise for something isn't a barometre of quality
All I remember from Water of Mars is "Wah, I can change time" and then being shown explicitly why he can't change time. I did like Christmas Carol, god knows it was better than The Doctor the Witch and the Wardrobe *wretching noises* I agree with you on quality though
I didn't really think that much of "Blink"
Got a laugh but I failed to close it OBVIOUSLY
Hot Coldman
Banned
Watching VGCW archives. Endlessly entertaining. I think Dan Hibiki's heel turn is the funniest thing I've seen all week.
Wait, never mind.
Wait, never mind.
PJV3
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Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Hot Coldman
Banned
"Please sleep with me. Please. Pretty please.
I'm so lonely. I haven't slept with anyone in a very long time and you are so good looking.
Please do me the favour of having sex with me."
"Please sleep with me. Please. Pretty please.
I'm so lonely. I haven't slept with anyone in a very long time and you are so good looking.
Please do me the favour of having sex with me."
This might work on a Community fan
How about "I'm doing a survey on the corellation between alcohol and inhibitions, if I buy you a d rink will you blow me?
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
need more beer
Who's this boffles fella?
I'm a fan of the Jagerbomb but ordering them one at a time like it seems you are doing is the wrong way. Gotta get that deal price and get them down quick
I was opposite I felt it was to forced we go from last episode he telling truth about the fickleness of chat and how they change from liking somebody to hating somebody. Dan is bit of a nob but this just felt too much hopefully turns out he working undercover to foil Dracula
Hot Coldman
Banned
I think he just has anger management issues. Look how eager he was to make it up to Mr Satan. He'll probably get his redeeming moment, but until then it makes sense to play up his heel angle.
Also, Satan is fucking boring and I'd want to beat him up too if I were his team mate.
Way a head of you
A shot of Jagermeister with a can of Red Bull (or whatever energy drink)
Dan was stuck with Satan and has been carrying the guy since so hopefully can get a new tag partner. Also holy crap at Adam Jensen having the highest win percentage the guy is pretty damn badass
phisheep
NeoGAF's Chief Barrister
Unfortunately that prompts a follow-up question (I'm an old guy - be patient with me). What is a Jagermeister? I know at least what a Red Bull is.
3 shots of jagermeister, a splash of ref bull and somebody read y for drunken movements on the danxefloor are all needed for optimality
I am ready to fuck this city up
The closest reality to god
Jägermeister is a type of liqueur called Kräuterlikör (herbal liqueur). It is similar to other central European liqueurs, such as Gammel Dansk from Denmark, Unicum from Hungary, Becherovka from the Czech Republic, Demänovka from Slovakia and Pelinkovac from Croatia. In contrast to those beverages, Jägermeister has a sweeter taste.
Jägermeisters ingredients include 56 herbs, fruits, roots and spices including citrus peel, licorice, anise, poppy seeds, saffron, ginger, juniper berries and ginseng.[6] These ingredients are ground, then steeped in water and alcohol for 23 days. Afterwards, this mixture is filtered and stored in oak barrels for about a year. When a year has passed, the liqueur is filtered again, then mixed with sugar, caramel, alcohol and water. It is filtered one last time and then bottled.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Hot Coldman
Banned
EmCee is a saint for making those charts. God damn.
Vegeta topping both loss charts is too funny. BADMAN
phisheep
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Ah, thankyou f0rk. Knew I could rely on you - or somebody maybe.
I've tried similar things over Europe over the last 30 years or so. Sort of like a combination of Branston Pickle and HP Sauce blended together and steeped in alcohol then?
Could probably manage that home-made.
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