NinjaBoiX
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I don't work in a school Kent! Well, occasionally, but there is a time and a place for inappropriately recreational masturbation sessions.
Well, that's kinda kewl...
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BritGAF |OT3| It's good, but it's not right.
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donkey show
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Ninja's about to relieve himself now.
Where do you live: Birmingham
Where are you from: Stratford-Upon-Avon
Occupation: Telephone Negotiator
University: Liverpool
Favourite Sport: Football
Favourite thing on the box: The Office US
Favourite crisp flavour: Prawn Cocktail
Favourite biscuit: Custard Cream
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: Dragonite
Beano or Dandy: Beano
Where are you from: Stratford-Upon-Avon
Occupation: Telephone Negotiator
University: Liverpool
Favourite Sport: Football
Favourite thing on the box: The Office US
Favourite crisp flavour: Prawn Cocktail
Favourite biscuit: Custard Cream
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: Dragonite
Beano or Dandy: Beano
Yea, Strike Suit Zero seems pretty awesome as a fan of Macross. Really wish someone would make a good Macross game ._. maybe one day I'll hunt down the SEGA AM2 one for PS2 and....
Oh... oh yea Dishonoured... yea it's p.cool. I was originally under the impression that a guy that worked on Thief directed it so I'm a little disappointed by the barebones line of sight stealth.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
I do! So therefore, I don't. Telltale palm signs in an educational environment is a no-no
Musha_Soturi
Member
Welcome Cyanide! Stick around, join in, you may like it....
dapperbandit
Banned
I suppose I ought to fill this out.
Where do you live: Staines
Where are you from: Staines
Occupation: I enter complaints about toothbrushes and toothpaste into a database
University: Portsmouth
Favourite Sport: Badmingay
Favourite thing on the box: Pointless
Favourite crisp flavour: Ready Salted
Favourite biscuit: Chocolate Digestive
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: Mudkip
Beano or Dandy: Beano
Where do you live: Staines
Where are you from: Staines
Occupation: I enter complaints about toothbrushes and toothpaste into a database
University: Portsmouth
Favourite Sport: Badmingay
Favourite thing on the box: Pointless
Favourite crisp flavour: Ready Salted
Favourite biscuit: Chocolate Digestive
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: Mudkip
Beano or Dandy: Beano
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
Wooooooaaaah, Thom Yorke on the WTF podcast this week. An hour long interview, so exciting.
dapperbandit
Banned
I do! So therefore, I don't. Telltale palm signs in an educational environment is a no-no
Do you teach or are you the dodgy janitor
Shit, you're ridiculously close to my house Mr Dapper!
NinjaBoiX
Member
Will watch.
Neither, he's a dodgy teacher.
When is the new OT due? How many pages? Who is doing it?
dapperbandit
Banned
I unfortunately do not represent. I live just off the M4 J4.
Been meaning to post in here for a while, I'm a long-time BritGAF lurker.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
That shit is like crack.. Might get brave new world soon
TetraxShards
Member
That Pointless gif is great, just great.
dapperbandit
Banned
that's a shame
I swear I remember somebody at the meet up in London telling me there are others from staines on the board.
dapperbandit
Banned
do it
JonathanEx
Member
I love it so much.
dapperbandit
Banned
Nah, I go to the town center quite a bit, love the Nandos there
nandos is currently closed for refurbishment
the local council speculates that MILLIONS OF QUIDS have been lost as a result
Wouldn't shock me, it's always so busy. My local town centre is Uxbridge though. Such a shit hole.
Speaking personally, I couldn't give a shit. I'll just call up and have the block removed.
dapperbandit
Banned
can't say I've been
something wierd has happened to Staines recently.
It's like the infestation of chavs was eradicated but has been replaced by this wierd collection of tanned gypsy folk with oily hair. I'd rather have the chavs.
dapperbandit
Banned
just remember to breathe really heavily on the phone and make the occasional giggle or grunt so they know you're not a pervert
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
Neither, I'm on the support side.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
Just be a man and opt out. Say "mr ISP man, I wanna see bitches get fucked, remove this block post haste!"
I have to do this. I just have to.
Won't the wright stuff be for it?
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
On the way to Wembley!
lol, we should all do it, record the calls and post them here. Someone can be a judge and come up with awards for most funniest call, best excuse used, best response, best character/ fake accent.
"So Mr ISP Man. I am with the understanding that you will be blocking me from my evening entertainment. My wife will no longer pleasure me and I need a way in to which I relieve myself... surely as a male on tech support you should know what this feels like?"
Oh God... I would probably end up with no more ISP...
Edit: Before the hatred, I am male working on tech support... I can make the joke.
I don't have any shame. I'll happily call 'em up and explain that I want a nice slow tug and that without Blonde Buttfuck Bitches 12, it just won't be the same.
Even if it ends up coming in (and I bet it won't in this form, more likely having to opt in to the block) I imagine the setting will be online / in settings, you wouldn't have to call.
If I am wrong about the above I am going to make that call so hard for them (pun intended) by listing all the things I want to see...
...anyone seen how many categories there are on Xvideos?
If I am wrong about the above I am going to make that call so hard for them (pun intended) by listing all the things I want to see...
...anyone seen how many categories there are on Xvideos?
Even if it ends up coming in (and I bet it won't in this form, more likely having to opt in to the block) I imagine the setting will be online / in settings, you wouldn't have to call.
If I am wrong about the above I am going to make that call so hard for them (pun intended) by listing all the things I want to see...
...anyone seen how many categories there are on Xvideos?
I haven't laughed so hard in ages. These are brilliant.
I hope they only block English porn terms then I wouldn't have to worry.
I take it you didn't see the article about the guy who had something like a 10 year long Civ2 game going.
I take it you didn't see the article about the guy who had something like a 10 year long Civ2 game going.
Daily Mail: "Teenagers learning Cyrillic script to bypass adult filter. Calls for MP to ban foreign languages"
dapperbandit
Banned
or those sites just come up with a whole bunch of new search terms.
"It's been a long day, I feel like watching some widdleflaps!"
No he will rip it apart and it will be a glorious watch,
Little Old Man
Member
Followed by articles on the side panel criticising women's appearance, young girls in bikinis, and the rest:
"Dear, I feel like getting frisky tonight. Bring the laptop to the bed and we'll watch some Jeremy Hunt together"
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
Someone care to give a short summary of this porn ban deal? Or like a source that isn't the daily fail?
You know it's bad when your government is ahead of ours in terms of censorship. Thankfully the Christian right over here is so jingoistic they likely wouldn't take your passing of such as a sign to co-opt but I don't want to take any chances. I hope such a thing doesn't pass for both our sakes.
You know it's bad when your government is ahead of ours in terms of censorship. Thankfully the Christian right over here is so jingoistic they likely wouldn't take your passing of such as a sign to co-opt but I don't want to take any chances. I hope such a thing doesn't pass for both our sakes.
Musha_Soturi
Member
Sweet, you gonna join us for some online action?
TetraxShards
Member
It wasn't too bad for me. I did a Jedeye-style clearout of Xbox games, ended up halving the collection. Most of it went on a PS4 deposit, the rest on Steam credit.
I bought:
8 copies of FTL to gift to friends
2 copies of XCOM (double dipping and a friend's birthday present)
Football Manager 2013
Portal 2
Thomas Was Alone
Baldur's Gate Enhanced Edition
Star Wars KOTOR 2
GTA Vice City and San Andreas
Deadlight
System Shock 2
Civ V Gold Edition Upgrade
It was a good sale overall.
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