The GameGamer list of CoD4 holiday achievements!
I wanted to give a little something to GAF this year so I've created my own achievement list for you to work on this holiday season.
I hope you will enjoy them!
Don't Call a Strike! - 20 points
Sometimes it takes forever for you to get an air strike or helicopter support. But nothing says "what!" like finally hearing that you've got a strike. And just when you're about to use it..... the score limit is reached or the host stopped the match and your mouth is hanging open. 20 points.
Stab a Sniper - 40 points
You know these people. There's a little place on the map where they run to at the first few seconds of the game. And they stay there for 30 minutes moving their thumb a centimeter or 2 every once in a while from safety to pull the trigger.
Most people just take their snipe to the brain, and then get back into the fight asap. It's rarely worth taking the time to ignore the majority of people fighting and go out of your way to get a sniper lazily going about their game.
But sometimes the lazy must be punished. So you take the long road back to where the sniper is.... slowly creep up the stairs.... and give him a taste of knife without any butter.
It stinks to waste so much game time on one player. But sometimes it's got to happen. 40 points.
Watch a Kill Cam Where you do Nothing - 30 points
Yep, you got to him first.
You had 3 shots in his face before he even had a bead on you.
Sometimes you even hear your knife going into him.
But somehow..... somehow.... you died and he lived.
Then the Kill Cam begins and there you are.
Running up to the guy. No guns blazing. No knifes swinging. Getting slapped around like it was your first time holding a game controller. Some of the most painful game play to watch. 30 points
Report a Racist - 35 points
I've been around the block a few times. But I've heard more racism playing CoD4 since its release than in my entire life.
There are only 2 reasons I will ever file a complaint on Live. For some jerk who thinks everyone wants to hear them sing for a half hour non-stop. And for people saying racist stuff like it makes them hard.
When you hear these people don't get mad. Don't say a word to them. File the complaint. Then mute them. Feels so good. 35 points
Game Lobby Closed - 60 points
My personal favorite.
I'll just describe a recent event that started me creating my own custom achievements.
You get put into a lobby where everyone is in the same clan.
They talk loud. They are obnoxious. As usual.
When people come in and see the big clan assembled they quickly leave. This makes the clan boast of how mighty and daunting they are. That no one dare play against them because of the unquestionable beating they will give to anyone outside of their circle of skill.
So I must stay.
Yes the odds of getting beaten badly are great.
But.
But. If it would be possible for a few strangers to get thrown together on the same team against this clan. People that have never played together in their lives. A rag tag pot-luck team to beat a boastful clan? The adventure is too sweet to pass up.
So I wait for many minutes for the game to start. Many come into the lobby and leave from fright. The clan gets frenzied from all the people running away from their greatness. Eventually enough stick around where the game begins.... with our team one short.
Then the magic begins!
The clan begins to get beat-down. Slowly, but consistently beat down. The pot luck is a dish being served icy cold to this clan.
The tide turns, and quickly turns again.
The fight is epic.
Then it is over.
Many have given it their all.
The final scores jump up on the screen and the hard facts of life are seen.
The clan was decimated.
Then.
All are thrown back into the lobby.
My ears strain to hear what the clan has to say.....
"Game Lobby Closed"
Oh Life!
60 points
I wanted to give a little something to GAF this year so I've created my own achievement list for you to work on this holiday season.
I hope you will enjoy them!
Don't Call a Strike! - 20 points
Sometimes it takes forever for you to get an air strike or helicopter support. But nothing says "what!" like finally hearing that you've got a strike. And just when you're about to use it..... the score limit is reached or the host stopped the match and your mouth is hanging open. 20 points.
Stab a Sniper - 40 points
You know these people. There's a little place on the map where they run to at the first few seconds of the game. And they stay there for 30 minutes moving their thumb a centimeter or 2 every once in a while from safety to pull the trigger.
Most people just take their snipe to the brain, and then get back into the fight asap. It's rarely worth taking the time to ignore the majority of people fighting and go out of your way to get a sniper lazily going about their game.
But sometimes the lazy must be punished. So you take the long road back to where the sniper is.... slowly creep up the stairs.... and give him a taste of knife without any butter.
It stinks to waste so much game time on one player. But sometimes it's got to happen. 40 points.
Watch a Kill Cam Where you do Nothing - 30 points
Yep, you got to him first.
You had 3 shots in his face before he even had a bead on you.
Sometimes you even hear your knife going into him.
But somehow..... somehow.... you died and he lived.
Then the Kill Cam begins and there you are.
Running up to the guy. No guns blazing. No knifes swinging. Getting slapped around like it was your first time holding a game controller. Some of the most painful game play to watch. 30 points
Report a Racist - 35 points
I've been around the block a few times. But I've heard more racism playing CoD4 since its release than in my entire life.
There are only 2 reasons I will ever file a complaint on Live. For some jerk who thinks everyone wants to hear them sing for a half hour non-stop. And for people saying racist stuff like it makes them hard.
When you hear these people don't get mad. Don't say a word to them. File the complaint. Then mute them. Feels so good. 35 points
Game Lobby Closed - 60 points
My personal favorite.
I'll just describe a recent event that started me creating my own custom achievements.
You get put into a lobby where everyone is in the same clan.
They talk loud. They are obnoxious. As usual.
When people come in and see the big clan assembled they quickly leave. This makes the clan boast of how mighty and daunting they are. That no one dare play against them because of the unquestionable beating they will give to anyone outside of their circle of skill.
So I must stay.
Yes the odds of getting beaten badly are great.
But.
But. If it would be possible for a few strangers to get thrown together on the same team against this clan. People that have never played together in their lives. A rag tag pot-luck team to beat a boastful clan? The adventure is too sweet to pass up.
So I wait for many minutes for the game to start. Many come into the lobby and leave from fright. The clan gets frenzied from all the people running away from their greatness. Eventually enough stick around where the game begins.... with our team one short.
Then the magic begins!
The clan begins to get beat-down. Slowly, but consistently beat down. The pot luck is a dish being served icy cold to this clan.
The tide turns, and quickly turns again.
The fight is epic.
Then it is over.
Many have given it their all.
The final scores jump up on the screen and the hard facts of life are seen.
The clan was decimated.
Then.
All are thrown back into the lobby.
My ears strain to hear what the clan has to say.....
"Game Lobby Closed"
Oh Life!
60 points
