Should the CPC win this thing, for the first few weeks after the election I'm going to have the following song cued to play on my phone, and silently do so while staring blankly into the eyes of anyone who admits to voting for them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRP6egIEABk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRP6egIEABk
I do not have the presence to actually pull this move off successfully.