Chrissie From Steven Spielberg's 'Jews' Has Died

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Actress Susan Backline who played Chrissie, the shark's first victim, passed away in real life today.

Many icons passing away unfortunately.

 
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I was going to say I never knew he made a movie about the Jewish people.

Your new tag should be "once made a funny typo thread title."
 
Amazing typo.
I was just watching 60 Minutes and they were interviewing someone in the IDF and he said Hamas is not just a threat to Israel but to all of Middle Earth.... And then he corrected himself and said Middle East. That was epic.
 
Say what? He's done what, 2, 3 of them? Schindler's List, Munich, probably some others with direct Jewish ties.
I didn't know. Haven't seen those movies.

To be fair those are 3 movies out of the millions that have been made.

I also suffer from memory loss so makes sense why I didn't remember those movies.
 
Incredible. I genuinely thought he had a pool of Jews on retainer for his projects (Munich, Schindler's List)

"We're gonna need authentic Jewish representation on this film, Steven."

Ok, get Chrissie and Michael from the "Jews"
 
Funny typo aside, rip Susan. Your role as Chrissie will continue to scare everyone who watches JAWS, aka one of the greatest movies of all time.
 
I didn't want to let the cat out of the bag before the world was ready, but I'd like to announce that the Asians ate David Hasselhoff last week Thursday.
 
MODS: for the love of god do NOT change this typo.

It is the apotheosis.
The high benchmark.
The GOAT.
They will tell stories about it.
Entire religions will flourish under it.
It is all things to all men.
The alpha and the omega.
It is the universe in all of us.
 
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Can't help but imagine someone from purple era is looking at this and making a post over there saying that we are somehow anti-semetic now.
they're anti-semitic too, so maybe they'll unban our accounts
 
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