Freezasaurus
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You need to team up with Kipp and explain this scenario through the magic of comics.
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COMICS! |OT| June 2015. Alright fanboys, it's time to pick a side once and for all.
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You need to team up with Kipp and explain this scenario through the magic of comics.
I looooove that arc.Avengers 30-32 the original sin issues
Send in JC, Suicide Squad style.
The wordsmith we deserve.
Just make sure there aren't any censored words he can misinterpret.
TetraxShards
Member
I'm a little ahead of Messi, I'm on #34. Best quote EVER, I got the chills.
Hype for Time Runs Out: Maximum.
"Ponder this, Captain: How do you think it will feel ... killing your own brothers?"
Hype for Time Runs Out: Maximum.
I mean, it's Chik fil A, so I think we're clear here.
Freezasaurus
Member
Really? I like the current Avengers stuff best. Based Hickman. It's gonna suck for Marvel when Hickman takes a break.
my name is ed
Banned
Reading about Rafa and Kipp stressing over girls is hilarious. I once asked a girl out to go find a cow with me and she said yes. Get on my level brehs
On topic: avengers world axis tie ins are bad. Valeria is supposed to be a toddler no? Why do most artists draw her way older? Dudes can't draw tiny humans
On topic: avengers world axis tie ins are bad. Valeria is supposed to be a toddler no? Why do most artists draw her way older? Dudes can't draw tiny humans
I agree, but its got a lot crazier post Infinity. I don't mean to imply its a bad thing. It is like what I imagine being on a rollercoaster is like.
Freezasaurus
Member
Hahahahahaha. "Write what we tell you and then shut up."
Not one of Marvel's better ideas. Though publicly criticizing the people paying you isn't a great idea either.
Poodlestrike
Banned
Pretty dumb, but at least they're being flexible about it.
my name is ed
Banned
No you're right but I feel like the industry itself tries to avoid criticism.
I was reading something I forgot what that had to do with getting into the industry. In it the writer mentioned that if they look around and find you'really consistently critical of others work, that's seen as a negative. I'm guessing he was talking about typical fan boy hypernegativity but still how many times do you see creators calling each other out for mysogynist racist writing much less lazy boring writing?
Why is criticizing your publisher seen so poorly? Is it because it's unprofessional or because those companies don't want people to know the possibly shitty things they do? I think criticism from creators of publishers and even other creators is important. How are we supposed to grow as a medium/industry if only the critics and consumers talk about the ills of it?
Rafa=FedKilla
Banned
I just don't know what do do. I don't want to be alone anymore...... 
Coriolanus
Banned
Night Nurse.
Hm... well... i'm not quite sure that i'm the target demographic for this thing. Nor that my tastes are so wide that I could snuggly fit it somewhere.
Tinder.
Seriously guys, it's 2015. Dating has changed. Get with the times. Ain't because we all a bunch of comic book nerds that you gotta act like a bloody stereotype.
Hm... well... i'm not quite sure that i'm the target demographic for this thing. Nor that my tastes are so wide that I could snuggly fit it somewhere.
I just don't know what do do. I don't want to be alone anymore......
Tinder.
Seriously guys, it's 2015. Dating has changed. Get with the times. Ain't because we all a bunch of comic book nerds that you gotta act like a bloody stereotype.
BrightLightLava
Unconfirmed Member
SpiderJerusalem
Banned
I was just teasing. I believe in Rafa Dent.
Yup! Unfortunately, this is the truth everywhere. And I can see why. Why would you bite the hand that feeds you?
Coriolanus
Banned
Depends on whether you're providing constructive criticism.
Which also depends on how thin-skinned upper management is. And on phrasing.
Overall a very risky move with very little chance of reward.
Ellis gon' Ellis. Apparently it stops being Oh So Good for a coupla ishs after he leaves, but then the new guy finds his voice. Or so i've heard.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Rafa=FedKilla
Banned
You think I would meet this Gilmore Girls beauty on TINDER!?!? Perfect facial symmetry brah, I'm pondering that like the freakin' Pyraminds how that is possible. I'm looking for hope here brah. Some direction. Some hope.
Exactly.
Also if one is just gonna get outraged immediately with no thought on repercussions (and not just your own) then good luck. Because it won't end well. Study your targets I mean foes I mean employers.
Lashley
Why does he wear the mask!?
Might stick with it.
HATE how they end so abruptly. I keep thinking I'm missing half the comic.
Coriolanus
Banned
Ok. Here's major pro-league advice. Listen up, m8.
Approach her and start talking. Be friendly. Be genuine. Be funny. Smile a bit. And for the love of fuck, do not mention how her facial simmetry is pleasing to the eye.
That'll be 50 of your american dollars.
Wouldn't be surprised if the dude legit believed that them ads gon' make sales numbers drop and is trying to force upper management into backpedalling from a shit decision before it happened. Alas, road to hell, good intentions.
That's a large part of why they're good, m8. You're getting pretty much 100% meat.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Try dressing in something that didn't come out of Wal-Mart too. You be amazed what talking to someone like a human being while dressed nice can do for you.
Freezasaurus
Member
This. I mean, one would at least want to upgrade to a Target wardrobe to flirt with the ladies.
LaunchpadMcQ
Banned
Every time I finish an issue of Avengers and New Avengers post Infinity I end up like this
Pre Inifinity was a simpler time.
Its still incredible. I have bought in completely to Hickmans madness.
Is that Willa Holland? Never seen that gif.
EDIT: not that I'm a Willa Holland expert or anything
Coriolanus
Banned
And smelling nice. But then i'm afraid of reccomending this sort of grooming advice because dude might very well try to bathe in perfume.
Rafa=FedKilla
Banned
I'm looking for some next level shit. Brahs don't think I know not to wear Walmart clothes, not douse myself in perfume or mention her facial symmetry? What'd ya think I look like!? The issue is clear, she now has a brigade of preacher daughters and youth groupers blocking her and no pincer movement will allow me to get through. What do I do!? The target is moving further from me......
She is a person, not a target. Never forget that.
It is. She only posted the video on her instagram last week. It is her massively hungover and her hand keep shaking with the bottle.
Poodlestrike
Banned
Frankly, I just sort of assumed you looked a little bit like your avatar.
Does she know your name? That would make it easier, since you could... uh, ask for her by name.
Rafa is not the guy in his avatar. Or so I was told recently. I am looking at that for years thinking it was him.
LaunchpadMcQ
Banned
Jeez, the context makes it kind of gross lol
Freezasaurus
Member
So who's Willa Holland?
Rafa=FedKilla
Banned
No. I'm trying to. It's tough....