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[tim1138]

Yo All New Comics-Gaf. I got to hug Kipp last night, so that's one off the list. I'm coming for the rest of y'all.

Why do I feel like I got cheated on?

 

[Kipp]

Second I get outta this state and get home, I'm catching up on Stray Bullets. And then never reading comics again.

Uh oh. I must be contagious.

 

[Filthy Slug]

Or did you actually hug Zombine?

Nope, definitely Kipp, because after we hugged my wallet was missing and my will to read comics defeated. Also, because no way Zombine jams out to two hours of The Mountain Goats like Kipp does.

Why do I feel like I got cheated on?

yo, you know I'm coming for both you and Korrupt. And the hugs will be world-shattering.

 

[frye]

Buy Ultron Forever

Read Ultron Forever

 

[Tyrant Rave]

Nope, definitely Kipp, because after we hugged my wallet was missing and my will to read comics defeated.

First he took comics and now he took your wallet-- when will Kipp's reign of terror come to an end?

 

[Serpentine]

Read Ultron Forever

Ok now that's just going too far

 

[Kipp]

Also, because no way Zombine jams out to two hours of The Mountain Goats like Kipp does.

The Mountain Goats live are officially the only thing that can keep me awake and full of energy past 10pm.

I genuinely can't remember the last time I was awake past even 11pm before last night. Haha
Also can't remember the last time I only got 4 hours of sleep. So tired. But it was so worth it.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Read Ultron Forever

think of the Kipps of the world fyre pls

 

[Shin Johnpv]

Damn, I got retconned out of existence with the F4 and X-Men.

I'm write there with you. I think its cause Fox owns the movie rights to me.

 

[Shin Johnpv]

Hey, hey. You underestimate what my popularity will be once I'm out from under Messi's shadow and have a good writer!

Yeah but then you're going to have a 12 issue run by Nocentti and that's just going to slow that momentum down for a bit.

 

[Zombine]

I'm write there with you. I think its cause Fox owns the movie rights to me.

You're a member of ComicGAF-Force. There were some rights issues with Cheska so she's left the ComicGAF universe and is now creator owned and published by Image. Bii has new powers, and his powers are to ignore the shit out of me begging for his Amiibos.

 

[Future Foundation]

Hahaha.
I'd buy the TPB of that.
Ehhhh. I'd wait for the OHC.

Is our trade schedule more Image or more DiDio?

 

[Tizoc]

next week...in comic magazine...

Fuck now I'm behind on this and Annhilator =_=

 

[Shin Johnpv]

You're a member of ComicGAF-Force. There were some rights issues with Cheska so she's left the ComicGAF universe and is now creator owned and published by Image. Bii has new powers, and his powers are to ignore the shit out of me begging for his Amiibos.

Wait just tell one thing, does that mean I was originally created by Rob Leifield? If so I might not have any feet. And yeah why has Cheska forsaken us : (

 

[Simply Sarah]

Yeah but then you're going to have a 12 issue run by Nocentti and that's just going to slow that momentum down for a bit.

 

[Zombine]

Wait just tell one thing, does that mean I was originally created by Rob Leifield? If so I might not have any feet. And yeah why has Cheska forsaken us : (

Nope you were created by Kipp. It's one of those weird Comic-Meta things.

Sarah Is the Cheska replacement. Reaxion is in Tims book as his sidekick.

 

[GAMEPROFF]

Who am I?

 

[Serpentine]

Who am I?

I ask myself this all the time

 

[Kipp]

GAMEPROFF having an identity crisis.


But truly, who are any of us?

 

[BenjaminBirdie]

Heh. My friend and I just realized hickmans avengers run was just a bait and switch. This is just the biggest and best FF story of all time.

 

[Mudcrab]

GAMEPROFF having an identity crisis.


But truly, who are any of us?

GAMEPROFF deserves better.

Heh. My friend and I just realized hickmans avengers run was just a bait and switch. This is just the biggest and best FF story of all time.

We've been saying this for months Birdie. Really tho, where is Ben Grimm?

 

[Boogiepop]

Right, so I finished the nice little Young Avengers Omnibus last night. Really glad I found out about it and grabbed it, as it's a nice capstone to the JiM Loki story.

Also, I just realized I think I read most/all of Gillen Uncanny X-men, and... I don't recall much of those stories and think I found them just okay. Like, the only two that I recall standing out are ironically the ones that were kind of tie-ins to bad events, with the Fear Itself stuff and the Sinister stuff that was happening during AvX.

I see he also did a Beta Ray Bill, Thor, and Iron Man. How are those? Because I really, really liked his JiM and Young Avengers...

Repeat of this question, with the additional question of whether there's anything else worthwhile with America Chavez in it. She was fun and interesting.

 

[Simply Sarah]

Nope you were created by Kipp. It's one of those weird Comic-Meta things.

Sarah Is the Cheska replacement. Reaxion is in Tims book as his sidekick.

A Messi alt and Cheska's replacement? I'm a bit more concerned about the readers accepting me now.

 

[Bii]

You're a member of ComicGAF-Force. There were some rights issues with Cheska so she's left the ComicGAF universe and is now creator owned and published by Image. Bii has new powers, and his powers are to ignore the shit out of me begging for his Amiibos.

Being called out like that. Cheska's not even here to defend herself.

 

[ReAxion]

Nope you were created by Kipp. It's one of those weird Comic-Meta things.

Sarah Is the Cheska replacement. Reaxion is in Tims book as his sidekick.

Booyah.

Also, Filthy Slug's in town? I need to read this thread more and not comics...

 

[Zombine]

Who am I?

You're Spiderman in an alternate dimension where Germans won WWII and created Project Spyder.

 

[Busaiku]

Managed to get the Uncanny X-Men singles for less than the trades.
I've been reading it on Unlimited, but always nice to have the physical stuff.

 

[Messi]

A Messi alt and Cheska's replacement? I'm a bit more concerned about the readers accepting me now.

Two of the most beloved comicgaf people's. Where is the problem?

 

[GAMEPROFF]

You're Spiderman in an alternate dimension where Germans won WWII and created Project Spyder.

Eh. Not that sure if I like this.

 

[Simply Sarah]

Two of the most beloved comicgaf people's. Where is the problem?

The word "replacement"!

 

[ReAxion]

Heh. My friend and I just realized hickmans avengers run was just a bait and switch. This is just the biggest and best FF story of all time.

Yes. He said this in a recent interview that I can't find now. Damn it. It was such a good line, too.

 

[Coriolanus]

We've been saying this for months Birdie. Really tho, where is Ben Grimm?

Future Imperfect.

 

[KoruptData]

You guys are cracking me up. This may be the first time I pointed it out as I don't care, I'm not anal about it, it's Korupt. One R.

Midnighter was good!

 

[Zombine]

You guys are cracking me up. This may be the first time I pointed it out as I don't care, I'm not anal about it, it's Korupt. One R.

At least your name isn't Core-Anus. But to his benefit that's a really awesome exercise.

Eh. Not that sure if I like this.

That's before you get pulled into the mainline universe and Gameproff. The only change Is that you're now a teenage girl.

 

[besada]

In the All New All Different ComicGAF I will be playing the role of GH, GH will be playing the role of Messi, and Kipp will be playing the role of me. Flithy Slug is a universal constant and the name Kipp will cease to exist but his personality will live on in my comic body. Korrupt's origin will be re-written to being the child of Bromates Tyrant Rave and JC, who themselves will be drawn to be more young and sexual. Fauxtrot and Core-anus will merge and make one average member who equally enjoys meat and vegetable shit, Freeza will continue to be banned until his epic return to free all the new members (who are no longer X-Men but have instead been infected by the Terrogen Mist.)

Cade Will continue to not read comics. Sarah will continue to be a Messi alt. Echo shifting will continue to be a cyborg but will now be a sexy cyborg woman. Eneiz will continue to be mad at everything. Psychbat will be a universal constant.

Coming in September.

Edit: Everyone who thinks they were forgotten haven't been. You're all being saved for wave 2 when these Tumblr Shite members get canceled.

And I will be:

 

[Messi]

And I will be:

Bish pls

 

[Zombine]

And I will be:

Bro get out of my head. I was legit waiting for you to pop in and have you ask and I was going to say The Watcher.

With that said you are the white Nick Fury.

 

[Coriolanus]

And I will be:

dead?

 

[Simply Sarah]

And I will be:

Does this mean you'll be narrating ComicGAF What If...?

 

[Serpentine]

And I will be:

Dead as fuck?

 

[Busaiku]

RIP

 

[Messi]

Who watches the watcher?

 

[Owzers]

I want to be the new Birdie.

 

[GAMEPROFF]

Who watches the watcher?

 

[Tawney Bomb]

I'm not sure I'm keeping All New ComicGAF on my pull list...too much change.

 

[Tyrant Rave]

I want to be the new Birdie.

you're already post-AXIS Birdie

 

[Messi]

I'm not sure I'm keeping All New ComicGAF on my pull list...too much change.

Sorry to lose you LaMaquinon

 

[my name is ed]

I see that Mexicans continue to get little to no representation in media. Even all new all different comics GAF continuity doesn't account for us. Me and Psychbat are taking our talents down to Mexico to be with our people

 

[Tawney Bomb]

Sorry to lose you LaMaquinon

I'm a little confused now.

 

[Zombine]

I see that Mexicans continue to get little to no representation in media. Even all new all different comics GAF continuity doesn't account for us. Me and Psychbat are taking our talents down to Mexico to be with our people

You are a universal constant. With that said, now you're merging with Psychbat. Tawney is now a member of ComicGAF-Force.