Kaare: Hey. Tommy. It's me. Kaare Kyle Andrews. From the dope Hulk covers? From that weird kinda wack shit I did in Ellis' Astonishing X-Men run? Look, I've got a pitch for you. Iron First. With punching. And fucking. Old-School, Jim-Steranko type of shit. You feel me?
Tom Breevort: Thanks for calling, it's always nice to get pitches, and, we could be doing something with Iron Fist, so, um, I'm ready to listen to you but, I'm gonna have to make a phone call first. With. Corporate. Gotta talk to. Alan. Yes. That's it. I'm gonna call Alan.
Matt Fraction: Look, look, it's not like. It's not like I want to tell you to, to fuck off or anything, that's not how I roll, even though, really, I totally could right now, you know, because I'm building an empire with jokes about boners and hoo-has and sausage parties and whatnot, but, really, it's not that, as much as it is how y'all kinda did me raw on Inhumanity, and so, vis-a-vis that, you arent? really? worth the hassle? yeah, you're not really worth my time, plus my kids are doing some mindblowingly cool and cute shit right now hashtag #dadlife
Tom Breevort: did you just say an hashtag out loud?
Matt Fraction: Yeah. Yeah. I do that now. It's... it's a thing that I do. Because I'm trying to get with the times, y'know? It's ironic but in a sincere way and all that tumblr shit. But, looking back, considering everything, well, y'know. I do mean it when I told you to fuck off. So, uh, yeah. Fuck off. And also never call me again. Kelly Sue and the kids say hi.
Tom Breevort: Well, shit.
Kaare: ... and so Danny is fucking this woman, right? But, in shadows. Again, real classy shit. Old school shit, but you can totally guess a boob because it's 2015, let's be open about a boob. And then, some fucking ninja shit happens, I don't know. What's really important is that Danny cares about the woman, which you can see, because he's thinking of the boob.
Tom Breevort: Yeah, listen, uh, when can you get pages out?