Wolfgang Jr
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Yeah, "why is Nintendo selling this port at full price?!" isn't something to be proud of in the year of 2027.
Only because people will still be talking about Zelda in 10 years, Horizon on the other hand...
Yeah, "why is Nintendo selling this port at full price?!" isn't something to be proud of in the year of 2027.
Oh dear 😂
Fucking rough! Will all dialogue be like this?
I can't stop laughing. This kind of stuff actually wouldn't stop me from playing the game, but something about that delivery & voice coming from a future caveman has me rolling.
Only because people will still be talking about Zelda in 10 years, Horizon on the other hand...
I like to think of this like this:
So I'm at a new restaurant in the city that has this beautiful looking burger. It's really good, comes with truffle oil french fries and i drink it was a fancy saison beer. There's a lot of things going on with it, maybe too many flavors, but these guys new and I'm satisfied.
But the next day I walk over to the diner I stop by once a week and have the same hamburger I've eaten almost a hundred times before. It comes with giant crispy fries, plain ol heinz ketchup on the side, and a coke... and its as satisfying as ever. It's dependable delight.
There ya go.
Zelda seems like its gonna be really special. Horizon looks so incredibly derivative, like they went down a checklist of every new AAA western game trend and cobbled it together. A little Witcher, a little Mass Effect, a little Skyrim, a little Far Cry, a little Uncharted/Tomb Raider, throw in a Strong Female Character ™ that's progressive with the kids these days, and BAM.
Zelda seems like its gonna be really special. Horizon looks so incredibly derivative, like they went down a checklist of every new AAA western game trend and cobbled it together. A little Witcher, a little Mass Effect, a little Skyrim, a little Far Cry, a little Uncharted/Tomb Raider, throw in a Strong Female Character that's progressive with the kids these days, and BAM.
Zelda seems like its gonna be really special. Horizon looks so incredibly derivative, like they went down a checklist of every new AAA western game trend and cobbled it together. A little Witcher, a little Mass Effect, a little Skyrim, a little Far Cry, a little Uncharted/Tomb Raider, throw in a Strong Female Character that's progressive with the kids these days, and BAM.
We don't want any progressiveness down here!No... anything but a female lead!
OP, you forgot to compare dungeons and cutscene quality.
Funny, isn't it?Like a broken record...
Zelda seems like its gonna be really special. Horizon looks so incredibly derivative, like they went down a checklist of every new AAA western game trend and cobbled it together. A little Witcher, a little Mass Effect, a little Skyrim, a little Far Cry, a little Uncharted/Tomb Raider, throw in a Strong Female Character that's progressive with the kids these days, and BAM.
Funny, isn't like?
Every 5 or 10 pages, somebody shows up to remind everybody about "that scene with the weird voice acting".
Like a broken record. TOTALLY by accident, of course.
Funny and still very interesting. Some are really concerned because of Horizon![]()
Exactly. Still funny as hell.That scene is going to be Horizon's version of that Uncharted 3 cutscene comparison image of Chloe. An excellent way to know to not take someone seriously once they bring it up.
Zelda seems like its gonna be really special. Horizon looks so incredibly derivative, like they went down a checklist of every new AAA western game trend and cobbled it together. A little Witcher, a little Mass Effect, a little Skyrim, a little Far Cry, a little Uncharted/Tomb Raider, throw in a Strong Female Character that's progressive with the kids these days, and BAM.
I'm glad someone did it, tbh, because I hadn't seen it and it was fucking hilarious.Funny, isn't it?
Every 5 or 10 pages, somebody shows up to remind everybody about "that scene with the weird voice acting".
Like a broken record. TOTALLY by accident, of course.
Funny and still very interesting. Some are really concerned because of Horizon![]()
Please describe how it would look for a game to have a female protagonist that you wouldn't dismiss as "Strong Female Character ".
That can never happen, people are always going to pick sides concerning Horizon and BoTW, at least on GAF.
Zelda seems like its gonna be really special. Horizon looks so incredibly derivative, like they went down a checklist of every new AAA western game trend and cobbled it together. A little Witcher, a little Mass Effect, a little Skyrim, a little Far Cry, a little Uncharted/Tomb Raider, throw in a Strong Female Character that's progressive with the kids these days, and BAM.
Zelda seems like its gonna be really special. Horizon looks so incredibly derivative, like they went down a checklist of every new AAA western game trend and cobbled it together. A little Witcher, a little Mass Effect, a little Skyrim, a little Far Cry, a little Uncharted/Tomb Raider, throw in a Strong Female Character that's progressive with the kids these days, and BAM.
Majority of what its doing had been based from the original LoZ with even some sprinkles from other Zelda games aswellFunny I feel the exact opposite. I think zelda is going to be fine but so much of what it is doing is adopting other popular ideas.
Nintendo can do no wrong. Guerrilla hasn't done a decent game sine Killzone 2.
Both games have:
- open worlds
- trees
- bows and arrows
- camps of enemies
- are exclusives
Zelda has:
- authentic cooking
- charming visuals reminiscent of Dawn of Mana
- physics based gameplay
- magic
- Link not speaking every 10 seconds
Horizon has:
- Zoids
- realistic visuals reminiscent of Far Cry
- crafting reminiscent of Far Cry
- battles reminiscent of Far Cry
- towers reminiscent of Far Cry
- markers everywhere
- HUD so you know what you're doing
- That one cutscene
Nintendo can do no wrong. Guerrilla hasn't done a decent game sine Killzone 2.
Both games have:
- open worlds
- trees
- bows and arrows
- camps of enemies
- are exclusives
Zelda has:
- authentic cooking
- charming visuals reminiscent of Dawn of Mana
- physics based gameplay
- magic
- Link not speaking every 10 seconds
Horizon has:
- Zoids
- realistic visuals reminiscent of Far Cry
- crafting reminiscent of Far Cry
- battles reminiscent of Far Cry
- towers reminiscent of Far Cry
- markers everywhere
- HUD so you know what you're doing
- That one cutscene
Nintendo can do no wrong. Guerrilla hasn't done a decent game sine Killzone 2.
Both games have:
- open worlds
- trees
- bows and arrows
- camps of enemies
- are exclusives
Zelda has:
- authentic cooking
- charming visuals reminiscent of Dawn of Mana
- physics based gameplay
- magic
- Link not speaking every 10 seconds
Horizon has:
- Zoids
- realistic visuals reminiscent of Far Cry
- crafting reminiscent of Far Cry
- battles reminiscent of Far Cry
- towers reminiscent of Far Cry
- markers everywhere
- HUD so you know what you're doing
- That one cutscene
Funny, isn't it?
Every 5 or 10 pages, somebody shows up to remind everybody about "that scene with the weird voice acting".
Like a broken record. TOTALLY by accident, of course.
Funny and still very interesting. Some are really concerned because of Horizon![]()
Dat authentic cooking tho. Best game ever. Horizon has no chance.Can't tell if this is serious or not, but a lot of this is off
I wouldn't be surprised if the second half of content in this game is super rushed, this looks abysmal.
Dat authentic cooking tho. Best game ever. Horizon has no chance.
I can already smell my upcoming meal.
the main character sounds fine, the guy is odd sounding. Having seen footage for the first time, the eyes look weird to me -- they look realistic but still out of place somehow
Funny I feel the exact opposite. I think zelda is going to be fine but so much of what it is doing is adapting other popular ideas.
the main character sounds fine, the guy is odd sounding. Having seen footage for the first time, the eyes look weird to me -- they look realistic but still out of place somehow
Beef-Roulade = Automatically the greatest game ever.I wonder if I could make some BBQ Ribs in the game, cause if I could, I'm sold.
Final Fantasy XV was better with it.Zelda has:
Authentic cooking.
That got me good.
/s, sorry
Ok that's good to hearThat scene is all types of bad, there are other scenes in the previews that are much, much better. Hope that's the only throwaway scene in the game.
For Watch Dogs, it makes sense since you're a hacker and you unlock points of interest, kinda like how I real hacker would collate information gleaned from what they hacked and then turning it into useful data.This would be the correct way to put your statement. Adoption implies they didn't think about what that would mean for the game. Adaption means that they did.
Why are there towers in Ubisoft Games? To serve as gateways to content.
Why are there Towers in Zelda? The Answer is simple, to give the player a vantage point to see into the distance and facilitate the loop of exploration that they designed the game around.
Same Concept different result.
This would be the correct way to put your statement. Adoption implies they didn't think about what that would mean for the game. Adaption means that they did.
Why are there towers in Ubisoft Games? To serve as gateways to content essentially. There's a blatant artificiality that isn't satisfying present which is the issue with them.
Why are there Towers in Zelda? The Answer is simple, to give the player a vantage point to see into the distance and facilitate the loop of exploration that they designed the game around.
Same Concept, different result.
Damn.
It's not so much the problem of having that awfully acted scene, it's more the idea of having the people responsible thinking "that's good enough".
What other parts of the game they may have thought were good enough?
This is next level spin.