I love it when I play in the forest, and I bow to them while they are standing still, they bow and then expect me to come charging into them like a fucking viking.
We have a stare off as I wait for him to come to me, minutes go by, he starts egging me on, urging me to come at him, I refuse to budge.
After seven whole minutes of our standoff a sunlight phantom who was hiding behind the large boulder to my left gets fed up and charges at me with a Dragon slayer spear, does the heavy attack I roll by and backstab him to death.
He goes down like a bitch afterwards, gets all panicky as I assault him, he does WOG, rolls and falls off a cliff.
Also, being indicted for backstabbing a guy trying to hide as a bush is glorious.