Yet another amazing PvP experience:
I was co-oping with a friend on PS3 (while communicating through Skype) and we entered through the glowing door to Darkroot Forest. While waiting for another friend to join us, we were invaded by first one, then another forest protector.
They must have noticed our relatively poor gear and fretful dancing around the steps because they generously unequipped their weapons/shields and engaged us in what was to become the most epic Dark Souls punch-up I've ever seen.
The four of us must have been duking it out for a good 5-10 minutes, with no one doing any real damage despite making full use of the arsenal. There were kicks, parries, ripostes, back-punches, not to mention plenty of dodge, dip, duck, dive and dodging.
As funny as it was, eventually the novelty wore off, and my bud and I signaled that we were switching to our regular weapons. Due to the difference in upgrades/levels/skill, we were still doing negligible damage, and they obliged by equipping broken short swords and the like. We would have died several times over during the ensuing brawl.
Even after several attempts to cheese them (using Force, kicking to the edge, etc.) we still couldn't win. They were being really good sports, so we decided to go out with a bang. The plan was forged on Skype, before being carried out in perfect unison:
1. Remove weapons and strip totally naked
2. Simultaneous bow gesture towards our baffled opponents
3. Synchronised run and launch off a nearby cliff
We cracked ourselves up, but to add to the hilarity, in typical Dark Souls fashion, the two promptly followed us, taking their lives as well, thereby rewarding everyone involved with a respectable amount of souls.
Never change, Dark Souls... Except for when I get the DLC this week - then you can change a bit, but still be the same. If you know what I mean. You know what I mean, right? I love you.