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[avengers23]

http://www.prowrestlingtees.com/wrestler-t-shirts/dirty-dan-ryckert.html

To be fair, he's a better heel than anyone on the WWE roster:

please note that dan is alternating between a cherry coke zero and a diet mountain dew

edit: dan you cannot give homeless people food that you HAVE TAKEN BITES OF

NO DAN YOU CANT GIVE DOGS TACO BELL GOD DAMN IT

edit: LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME TYPE DAN

Fucker even has more character development than most WWE characters:

Wait, did Dan just say he likes things with sour cream now? He wen't through this nightmare journey and came out better on the other side

 

[Ninja Scooter]

someone write this guy up

anyone?


rock???

who writes me up?

 

[Data West]

Any ideas for the title of the Lucha Underground season 2 OT next month?

Lucha Underground Season 2|OT|The God King Rises, Bebe

 

[real_slime]

kofi you are disgracing my bare ass doing jack shit

 

[real_slime]

who writes me up?

nooter. that's it. WCW championship,

when?

who cares?

why?

ric flair

fuck you

 

[Data West]

Also new Ni No Kuni

Games are back :')

A sequel to Ni No Kuni, a sequel to South Park Stick of Truth and a Yakuza 0 localization are like my Shenmue 3.

Spoiler

but with good games

 

[Ninja Scooter]

nooter. that's it. WCW championship,

when?

who cares?

why?

ric flair

fuck you

 

[blackaroni]

 

[Anth0ny]

That cast in that ASS

 

[avengers23]

nooter. that's it. WCW championship,

when?

who cares?

why?

ric flair

fuck you

 

[Man God]

Every WWE show needs to end in a sea of confetti. Especially having a match in a storm of it.

 

[slightconfuse]

Watching BOLA 2011.

Young bucks just came out to attack the dynasty and the crowd started chanting Booker T.

Lmao

 

[DMczaf]

 

[Discotheque]

whoa that speed, that agility. it's like i'm watching prime mayweather.

 

[Oersted]

Now imagine that in confetti. It would be marvelous.

#ConfettiIsBestForBusiness

 

[Menome]

This podcast-talk has reminded me that I forgot to mention earlier that the new Squared Circle Gazette Radio went up today:

Fixing The WWF In 1995

 

[DMczaf]

Did you hear? Smackdown is coming to USA Network! And what better way to announce it than to have Steph and Trips berry the roster!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbFvA75I58U

 

[real_slime]

system of a down are the first armenian champs

Seth

we've got a whole new champ dynasty to think about here

big nose seth
angel nose seth
big boy seth

 

[real_slime]

ROMAN REIGNS, THE NEW WWE CHAMPION

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOO


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO







DUNNNN DUNN DUNN DUNN BRRRR APPLEDOUGH YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS


IT'S JOHN CENA!!!! 1, 2, 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELCOME BACK JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[real_slime]

I'm gonna legit pop for Cena to fucking pin reigns btw. Cena is sooooooooooooo much better christ. How are we saying this.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

Ceta is sooooooooooooo much better christ. How are we saying this.

It's not like it's hard.

 

[Bluekaveli]

WM XI so bad it didn't even have an ending.

 

[blackaroni]

I'm gonna legit pop for Cena to fucking pin reigns btw. Cena is sooooooooooooo much better christ. How are we saying this.

http://youtu.be/ckXTOIpzsxg

 

[Angry Grimace]

I unironically want Cena/Reigns and have been honking for it for a month or two.

 

[DMczaf]

https://www.instagram.com/p/-ziHKLsaLy/?taken-by=thebriebella

he's still alive, friends

 

[Bronx-Man]

I'm gonna legit pop for Cena to fucking pin reigns btw. Cena is sooooooooooooo much better christ. How are we saying this.

No lies detected

 

[Angry Grimace]

https://www.instagram.com/p/-ziHKLsaLy/?taken-by=thebriebella

he's still alive, friends

God he couldn't look like more of a goober if he tried his very hardest

 

[slightconfuse]

Cesaro should bust the UFO out

 

[Frecklestein]

What if Cena comes back and attacks the League of Nations, destroying all of them. Beating Sheamo to an inch of his life, making the crowd turn on Cena, Sheamus turns face in the process, a double turn. Cena stands triumphant over Wade, Rusev, ADR and Sheamus and takes the mic, proclaiming to endorse Donald Trump and to rid the WWE and save America from the evil foreigners. As the crowd boos, Cena questions the audience's loyalty to these United States of America. How he's fought for them all these years, and they have the audacity to boo him?

Nuclear heat and very topical. Must see WWE programming as well as a much needed ratings booster.

 

[Gonzalez]

Cesaro should bust the UFO out

The one on Morishima was more impressive.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Dreamer's advertised through January, so "Dreamer...in 2016" confirmed

 

[Bronx-Man]

What if Cena comes back and attacks the League of Nations, destroying all of them. Beating Sheamo to an inch of his life, making the crowd turn on Cena, Sheamus turns face in the process, a double turn. Cena stands triumphant over Wade, Rusev, ADR and Sheamus and takes the mic, proclaiming to endorse Donald Trump and to rid the WWE and save America from the evil foreigners. As the crowd boos, Cena questions the audience's loyalty to these United States of America. How he's fought for them all these years, and they have the audacity to boo him?

Nuclear heat and very topical. Must see WWE programming as well as a much needed ratings booster.

This would make a great angle to introduce Sami Zayn on the main roster as the man who has show Cena the light again.

 

[Angry Grimace]

This would make a great angle to introduce Sami Zayn on the main roster as the man who has show Cena the light again.

He's not even from a real country

 

[real_slime]

What if Cena comes back and attacks the League of Nations, destroying all of them. Beating Sheamo to an inch of his life, making the crowd turn on Cena, Sheamus turns face in the process, a double turn. Cena stands triumphant over Wade, Rusev, ADR and Sheamus and takes the mic, proclaiming to endorse Donald Trump and to rid the WWE and save America from the evil foreigners. As the crowd boos, Cena questions the audience's loyalty to these United States of America. How he's fought for them all these years, and they have the audacity to boo him?

Nuclear heat and very topical. Must see WWE programming as well as a much needed ratings booster.

first of all, this would only take at most 2/10ths of cena Prime Max, so that's a joke. cena would obviously stand strong, but from a booking standpoint, who is this irish ponce? how does cena get the pin? it doesn't mattet how. it can be a roll up. let's just get it done.

i am not even joking

this is what i want at this point

i love cena

 

[Angry Grimace]

I wonder what effect Cena turning heel would have on ratings

 

[real_slime]

I wonder what effect Cena turning heel would have on ratings

well i'd imagine they have run numbers on it numerous times unlike you, and other uninformed smarks who are so eafer to have a definitive opinion, and they have decided as a company that overall it wasn't worth taking the risk. heel turns have backfired before after all. maybe just keep cene steady and don't wory about 42 year old whiners who will never stop watching.

 

[slightconfuse]

Steen/Generico have the best chemistry. all their matches are good

 

[real_slime]

glad to see grimes has decided to switch teams from reasons to not slit the holy throat to reasons to do it in deed after all

 

[Angry Grimace]

well i'd imagine they have run numbers on it numerous times unlike you, and other uninformed smarks who are so eafer to have a definitive opinion, and they have decided as a company that overall it wasn't worth taking the risk. heel turns have backfired before after all. maybe just keep cene steady and don't wory about 42 year old whiners who will never stop watching.

Message received loud and clear, friend.

 

[real_slime]

friends i think it's pretty clear that friend slime is drunk this evening and i'm jumping from one topic to the next mid randy orton is out indefinitely which offers up cesaro should take some time to consider his tyler was never destined for anything except jobber city sami will be lucky to get an IC feud bayley like meltzer said would be sad to call up at this brock shoudln't fight KO that's silly cena where's cena where's rollins

 

[Angry Grimace]

friends i think it's pretty clear that friend slime is drunk this evening and i'm jumping from one topic to the next mid randy orton is out indefinitely which offers up cesaro should take some time to consider his tyler was never destined for anything except jobber city sami will be lucky to get an IC feud bayley like meltzer said would be sad to call up at this brock shoudln't fight KO that's silly cena where's cena where's rollins

Look buddy if you want a WrassleGAF title shot just say so.

Not that I'll accept.

 

[real_slime]

btw i am honoured to get cena gif'd multiple times on the same page. it's almost like being honoured by the man himself.

 

[DMczaf]

Have they always called women matches "divas matches" on NXT?

Noticed it this week...

 

[real_slime]

Have they always called women matches "divas matches" on NXT?

Noticed it this week...

they sure haven't and if this is a new development then it's yet another point of contention for me to make incendiary comments about, if that does indeed amount to be the fucking case, friend

 

[Sibersk Esto]

real_slime has discovered the stro method of getting drunk to deal with pro wrestling.

 

[real_slime]

I like to go and listen to Sasha's theme song every once in a while. I noticed today that they are white washing Sasha beyond Sheamus levels in the pic for this song.

https://youtu.be/OjpRDmXoyMk

That pisses me off. I think that's shit.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Chikara did a cool unexpected thing for once

Spoiler

Kimber Lee cashed in on Hallowicked. First female world champ

 

[Data West]

is that actually cool? i mean, neither person involved in that seems cool and the promotion it took place in isn't cool so i don't know how it can combine to become cool

 

[real_slime]

is that actually cool? i mean, neither person involved in that seems cool and the promotion it took place in isn't cool so i don't know how it can combine to become cool

Indie wrestling works by combining really lame elements with other lame elements and then wrapping that up in a boring and shit package and taking it on tour.

You'd be better off swantoning into a colour blade for no money in your alkie best friend's garden

 

[FallingEdge]

Indie wrestling works by combining really lame elements with other lame elements and then wrapping that up in a boring and shit package and taking it on tour.

You'd be better off swantoning into a colour blade for no money in your alkie best friend's garden

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