December Wrasslin' |OT| Sinacember to Remember

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I'm happy to report that Stone Cold Steve Austin's beer is actually really good.

And that's not just an uninformed opinion I'm like a Level 12 beer nerd.
 
It's way too short to get a judgment of it, but I don't like the idea of Drago having buddies.

I loved that his character was a total tweener in Season 1. One week he'd team with Pentagon and fight Puma, the next week he'd fight Muertes or Cuerno.
 
It's way too short to get a judgment of it, but I don't like the idea of Drago having buddies.

I loved that his character was a total tweener in Season 1. One week he'd team with Pentagon and fight Puma, the next week he'd fight Muertes or Cuerno.

Also one of those dudes looked like justin gabriel bleh
 
"You watch Scott's match with Hunter?" Anoa'i impatiently asked again. "Err, no," offered Martin meekly. Anoa'i was tired, sore and burned out from a long tour and in the mood to vent his frustrations. In front of an amused roster, he chewed out a flustered Martin, "Well motherfucker, if you'd watched the match, maybe you would realise what Scott needs out there. They fuckin' tore the house down. And another thing; there ain't no fuckin' days off in this fuckin' shit. We're all hurt motherfucker. And if you ain't fuckin' paralysed, then you take your motherfuckin' ass out there."

I miss this guy 😢
 
I miss this guy ��

...why

"we don't take any days off" is why half the roster is dead and besides, I'd take ol' Rodney more seriously if he hadn't tried to be the first wrestler to fight at 800 pounds
 
Remember those good-ass "Fantasy Warfare" WWE All-Stars promo packages? In case you missed them, here's some, and no I won't link the Punk vs Austin one because someone else will, but:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWgUSdVb3bE

A piece of their list:

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So, how about today's roster? What kind of dope-ass rivalries can you think of that you'd like to see from a story and character perspective?

Kurt Angle Vs. Daniel Bryan
Nigga Taker Vs. Undertaker



I'm sure Bryan knows of some very talented Shamen and Witch Doctors that could be of some help

Now we know why AJ has a fucked up back

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Hypothetical question time! Let's say you guys were exploring the ancient ruins of NeoGAF, and you stumbled upon a machine that could restore someone's youth and, more importantly, bring them back to full health. Which wrestler would you use it on?

Living ones, BTW. This machine can't restore the dead.

Shane Douglas

#ShootFriday

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I'd restore Edge, because he's super awesome. I'd like him to never use the his spear again, though.

I have nothing witty or remotely funny to reply to this with. Edge is shit.

Yep, Stinger is done.

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No reason why Bryan can't be on TV like comish HBK.

Bring back J&J to wheel him out onto the ramp on a stretcher when he has to make an announcement. At least the neck brace and beard will help hide when he's corpsing




Lookin' like Sonya Blade

Zach is a looser.

where is the lie?
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Aww man. This show was cancelled.



Shane Douglas still gotta eat. Won't someone think of the franchise?

Thank you, Funky. It's nice to know that someone other than me is concerned for the Franchise.

Rey has joined LU

Lost all interest of starting LU
 
If they wanted to be topical, Reigns should run at Sheamus and instantly get Brogue Kicked and pinned as soon as the bell rings.
 
WWE Network reallllly needs a 'top 5 matches' link for each wrestler. Would be a great way to build interest in certain wrestlers if you can see them at their best easily.

Also I'm lazy as fuck and just want to watch the best matches lol
 
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